Cheezie

Well, hey there! My name's Chelsea! Chelsea Berger, but my friends like to call me "Cheezie"! I always thought that was cuz I'm always smilin', but you know what I just realized this very minute? That would make me Cheezie Berger! How about that! I can't believe I never noticed that before! Well, in that case, I suppose that nickname could also be on account of how much I love eatin'. Cuz make no mistake, I LOVE it!

I'm 28 years old, and the last time that I stepped on a scale, it announced that I weighed 320 lbs. before it busted open in a mess of springs and gears. I am a big gal, and I love and embrace that about me. I love every pound of me! Why try to change myself just to make other people happy? If anybody has a problem with my weight, I have just four words for em: GET IN MA BELLY!!!

*Giggle* Yeah, it's true, I do eat people. It totally started by accident, but I'll get to that in a minute. If you've never eaten someone, you don't know what you're missing out on! Feeling them squirming and wriggling around inside, it's sooo filling! And I know you know that nothing makes me happier than feeling full! So don't get me wrong, I will still stuff my gut with "normal" foods too at all hours of the day, but when you get a chance to gobble up a cutie, you don't pass on that!

I am totally a "foodie," and not a snobby one. If you wanna wine and dine me with some fancy food on your fine china, that's fine by me. But I'll love a trip through the drive thru just as much! I'm actually in negotations to become the new face of Burger King and Wendy's! I can't say too much yet, but BK is gonna rebrand as "Burger Queen" and Wendy's is gonna put my face on their logo! Outside of that, you know I'm actually a pretty damn good cook too. Put me in front of the grill and I will turn out the best barbecue you've ever had! But I am an unbeatable baker. My cherry pie is to die for!

Is there more to me than just food? Of course there is! I am a big softie, a romantic at heart. I love cuddles and romance. I love singing karaoke. You don't even have to get me drunk before I will jump up and start singing all my favorites! "Fat Bottom Girls"..."All About That Bass"..."Cheeseburger in Paradise"! I love taking long naps. I love laying out on the beach. The last time I did that, I actually won a bikini contest! Well sort of. There was a bikini contest going on while I was just laying out. The girl that won it thought she was hilarious when she came over and declared me the winner for "Best Impression of a Beached Whale." I had a good laugh about it too as she digested in my belly!

Here's the weird thing about me. Well, the first weird thing. I love swallowing people whole so that I can feel them wriggle all the way down. But once they are in my gut, things are a little different. I actually have some insanely strong abdominal muscles. So what I love to do is squeeze my belly around someone who is inside over and over and over to "chew" them up that way. When all is said and done it makes them digest a lot faster and smoother!

Still with me? Great! The other weird thing about me is my hoo-hah. You know, my vajayjay. My womb, really. The doctors told me I have a "genetic abnomality" down there. My womb doesn't work right like it should, and instead, it connects into my stomach on the backend. So anything that goes into my womb is just gonna wind up in my stomach sooner or later. I know, it's weird, but it is what it is. I like to think of it as I have two stomachs, kinda like a cow! Isn't that neat? It does mean that sex with me pretty much always turns into lunch, but you won't hear me complain any!

Up until recently, I was dating MILFqote. We had lots of fun for a good long while, but all good things come to an end, you know? Good relationships are the same as good meals: sooner or later they come to an end, no matter how much you try to make them last. I got the urge to eat Altera in the middle of having sex with her. I gobbled her down with ease an digested her in the blink of an eye. Most of her went straight to my hips, and the rest I just shat out in backyard. Ah, love!

I've got a new lover now, SilentMorgen! She is just as kinky as me, but at the same time she's an absolute sweetheart! She doesn't have to say a word for us to be on the same page. Great kinky naughty filthy minds think so much alike!

So, I have a new sextoy that I am so excited to tell you about! I was messing around with Miss_Rodwell and it turns out that she is a total buttslut! So naturally, we agreed that it only made sense for me to use her as a buttplug! I went ahead and pushed her up into my ass feetfirst, all the way until just her head was sticking out! That's how I'm going to leave her for the next couple weeks, with her head sandwiched between my big buns. So when you are back there admiring my ass, feel free to say hi to her and even make use of her pretty little mouth! Trust me, she'll love it!

My romp through Permanence_Acres continues! After I broke up with MILFqote I was approached by Cimmanin_Cat and we developed a relationship. We had fun together for a few weeks too, but now she's wound up in the same place as Altera: jiggling away as fat on my belly!

And don't you go messing around my favorite niece Maddie_Max! She is my little boober, and I've taken her under my wing to raise her up right, just like a loving aunt should! Any troll that tries to mess with her is gonna have to go through me first!

So, I recently decided to start farming! It's my newest hobby, and I am super excited about it. I'm going to be a subsidary of GirlFarm, producing livestock under their name! Let me know if you want to help me out with this project!

I decided to pop into the world of Pokemon for the first time in forever and I beat Gym_Leader_Melony in a challenge! It felt so good to send her down into my belly to thaw her icy soul and turn her into fat on my hips! It's just as fun as I remembered! (That is how you battle Pokemon, right? (^_^) )

So there I was the other night, strolling along when I saw the one and only Miss_Mangia! I told her that I was her biggest fan, but I was worried that she wasn't going to last very long before a hungry villain ended her career as a superheroine. She was really cool to meet, but I could tell she was nervous that that was going to happen to her. So, naturally when she turned to leave, I ate her! It was really easy. Kinda pathetic, really. She struggled for a long while in my gut, but she didn't ever really stand a chance of escaping. Before long I turned her into a pile of super-shit! I'm probably going to take over as the new Miss Mangia, at least when I feel like it. I'll give this city a real super-eating heroine that they can look up to, while Bianca DiNatale will be forgotten within a week. <3

I bet you never took me to be the marrying type, didya? Turns out I am, but one marriage isn't enough for me! I'm now married to both SilentMorgen and FemboyKyle!

Take a look at this adorable little fox kitten that I caught! I pushed curious little Rittsie up my ass and turned her into a steaming pile! Some of her is jiggling away on my ass now, but she was such a tiny little thing that most of her just went right through me. It's not like she didn't want it, cuz she absolutely did.

I'm never one to turn down a willing meal, so I was happy to gulp down Tenderprey. She was a real hefty one! It takes a big girl to eat one!

Had a really awesome night with Tonnya. I'm predicting lots of ice cream dates in the future!

I found this really cool restaurant that had a massive menu and a waitress who was all too eager to feed it to me! I dunno if she knew I was gonna eat her too, but now Kaitlyn_Grant is gonna be collecting tips on my hips!

Hey! Guess who is going down the aisle AGAIN? After a loooooong courtship I asked Moontail to marry me on 8/3/2020 and she said yes! I'm so excited, cuz I love her more than a fat girl loves cake, so you know I'm serious!!! And do you know how I can tell that she loves me too? Cuz she never hesitates to sacrifice even her own family members to my needs. She just used her neice Tamina_Sande as a condom and fucked her into the depths of my ass. Mina is never coming back from there, not ever! <3

Did you ever meet Wren_Lionel? If not, you missed your chance! She thought that she could horn her way into my heart, but instead, she found herself stuffed into my ass, forever!

So, I didn't used to believe in psychics, but then I met Annora. She told me that she can talk to dead people, so I think she wanted to listen to my gut to see what she might hear inside. I think the chorus of voices she heard overwhelmed her and freaked her out, cuz she was then really easy to gobble up! Now her soul is trapped inside me too, just another voice in the horde!

If you're having trouble finding Seymor, maybe try looking inside my clothes. That pretty little bitch boy loves being tucked up against my moist bits nearly as much as I love smothering him!

Someone special asked me to turn Player_Erika into a hot steamy pile. So I did!

Yeta went facefirst into my shitter and I honestly don't know which of us loved it more! She is such a gutslut, I loved feeling her slide inside just to get turned into fat on my ass!

Hmm, I think that I'm now the owner of the Misty Valley Hotsprings since I perma'd its owner, Mintara! Trust me, you have not lived until you devour a thicc kitten with a fat cock in a hot spring! I give it five stars, would definitely eat there again!

I ordered up some food the other night, and who showed up at my door? Bella_Sterling! She didn't bring me anything except for herself, so I indulged myself and now you won't be seeing her ever again!

So, me and my new girlfriend Honeys are planning to eat the entire world now, just giving you a heads-up. It's gonna be super yummy! Me and her are pretty much the same person, so if you see us coming, you better run, unless you want to wind up inside one of our blobby bellies!