Alts_Of_Perfection

This article is perfect, don't fuck with it!


As a little about me, I'm a long time user round here that for a while had been completely anonymous, only sharing my alts with people who earned my trust (and admittedly exploiting anonymity to try again when a first impression was blundered), but I've finally gotten tired of people not knowing who I am, so I finally decided to make an alt list.

Like I said, I've been around for a long time, I know who's who, I know chat etiquette, I'm an experienced RPer, etc. I have tons of alts, but please note a good chunk of them are preys. Yes I am aware the pred:prey ratio is quite skewed. I used to be a pred on another site, I actually played a giant demoness with a penchant for crushing and smashing, but you know what? I burned out, I got bored, it doesn't interest me any more. I don't have fun, at all. In certain cases I can, but it's my choice.

Also, please note I am extremely whisper friendly, which is good considering I never leave the library. You won't find me in the Roleplay, Vore, or Out of Chat rooms, nor any of the motels, so if ya need me, look to the Library.

Now onto the alts!
And oh yeah...Do not EVER ask me for permavore! Fuck that disgusting retarded shit, and fuck the people that keep propagating it. A special fuck you to whomever came up with it in the first place, you're a cunt.
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MAIN ALT: Steven_Squishiko My first serious character and my longest lasting one, he's changed quite a bit over the years.

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CURRENT ALTS: These are the alts I trending at pretty much, you'll find me pretty every day as one of these for the time being.


Millia_

Loli_Loving_Kitty

One_Shota

Sasha_Toon

Vinyl_Flat

Felaryan_Explorers

Serina_fairy

Mituki

Kaokuma

Fake_Hero_Luka

Kafei

Kuroki_Tomoko_

Paio_Zi

Shota_Hero

Suiika_Ibuki


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COMMON ALTS: I use these a lot, you can find me on them quite a bit.

Host_Stephen

Molestable_Pennelo

Bridget__

Squishy_Sakura

Tiki_the_Fairy

Yandere_Micro

Yaya_Nanto

Incubus_Shota

Lalafell_Lad

Haniko

Flattened_Felicia

Chronie

Zombie_kun

Astraea_Hill

MicroWarriorRaidy

Little_Noel

Amy_Elfy

Molest_Elf

MolestedTwilight

Little_Reimu

Mila_Evans

Crushed_Cuties

Little_Navi

Crushed_Time_Gal

Micro_Lookalikes

Squishy_Forest

Squishy_Link

Tiny_Yukiko

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UNCOMMON ALTS: I rarely sign in on these much.

Kotaro_Inugami

Squishiko

Squishiko_City

Squishy_Maids

Onara_Canary

Alice_Liddel

Eryi

Four_Bandits

Fiona_Belli

Pit_

Chiyo_Tsukidate

Chantelise

Tear_

DearS_Io

Dark_Triad

Gunslinger_girls

Mime_

Meno_And_Rachel

Mariko_And_Zefie

Nami_Kamishiro

Nagisa_Aoi

Number35_Mariko

The_Barkers

Truth_Core

Space_Core

Tamao_Suzumi

Ropponmatsu_02

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DECOMMISSIONED ALTS: I will not sign in on these normally, available only on request.

Akito_Sohma

Corrupt_Rarity

Issun_

Inukai_Junji

Lucia_Lionhart

Lieselotte

Liru

Mayu_Asakura

Mayu_Asakura_Adult

Meokaka

Penny_Caulder

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RETIRED ALTS: These alts are done, for various reasons, I will not be using them again.

DrBrightPony

Fei_Yen_

Loving_Eagle

Gex

Ipsywitch

Lucretia_Asamiya

Princess_Molestia

Paranoid_Twilight

PinkamenaDianePie

Princess_Allura

PsychoShy

SMR

RMS

Stephen_Belmont

Tessie_Coils

Vashira

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EXCLUSIVE ALTS: Available to only specific people.

Alt_Steven

Wrestle_Kitty

Squishy_Spyro

SQUISH

Commander_Steven

Dark_Souls_Duo

Hyatt_

Heather_Mason

Kitten_Steven

Keyboard_Steven

Leon_

Little_Leo

Princess_Clara_

Resort_Steven

Resort_Stephen

Squishy_Etna

Trio_The_Squish

Stephen_Shade

Brittany_Esta

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OPEN-EXCLUSIVE ALTS: Alts that were originally exclusive, but for whatever reason, the partner they were made for are no longer paired with them. They are available to become exclusive to acceptable partners, or be reunited with previous partner under certain circumstances.

Amy_Elf I really liked my partner with this one but...just never saw them again.

Claras_Kitty Haven't seen Clara_The_Bitch in ages so...

Squished_Flutter Dunno where BigBootieCelestia went...

Tiny_Flandre Nor do I know where Giga_Remillia went...

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LURKING ALTS: What I use when I don't wanna be bothered.


Kills the point if I list them :3

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HALL OF FAME!: These are super cool people I've met on the site and I consider to be good friends. If I left you out, forgive me, I'm writing this at like, 11 PM after a long work day @_@

The_Alts_of_TN: My oldest and best friend here. In fact, most of my exclusives are with them!

Naughty: She really loves my shotas x3~

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GRIEVANCES: The following is a list of shit I've seen around the chat in years I've been here, any one of these is a surefire way to earn yourself a spot on the Hall of Shame.

Calling gender bias or discrimination. Here's the thing, I don't like male characters, nor do I like herm characters. This is called a preference, it means I do not enjoy roleplays with them. Why? Simple, the only dick I like is one attached to my own character, I have no desire to be on the recieving end or play with any other. Whining about this is the same as whining at someone cause they don't like the same pizza that you do.

"Equal Opportunity Players". Similar to above, I can't stand people who wave around the fact they'll play with anyone as if it makes them special or deserving of higher praise. You got broader tastes, good for you, you're not special.

Elitists. Do you have strong love for one vore act/other roleplay act? Good for you...it also doesn't make you special. Loving digestion doesn't make you a "true pred", having been on the chat since day one doesn't mean everyone has to line up to blow you. It makes you a dick.

Really fucked up IC approaches. Don't get me wrong, I love IC approaches when they're fitting, but walking up to me stroking your ovipositor and saying you're gonna fuck so many eggs into me I burst, as your hello, is fucking disturbing.

Guilt Tripping. "Aww, you don't wanna play with me? I've been turned down 7 times today, oh woe is me!" Good for you, now go away.

"I iz tineh school boi eatz meh plox" You know the types.

Don't dare ever mention perma around me.


(Probably more to come later, I've been typing for 3 hours now, so...)