Micro_Lookalikes

Current Lookalike:

Elise: See this bitch? She is the crowning moment of suck for the Sonic series, she is the mark of where everything went wrong, her face a symbol of the destruction of people's cherished childhood memories of a classic game series. Be sure to punish her nicely.

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What are the lookalikes?

Ever had a character you absolutely hate? Some whining wench you had to escort in a game, that one character that annoyed the ever loving shit out out of you? That one bitch who's boss battle was a stone wall to your progress? Well, now you can take your revenge!


These micros have been manufactured for your stress relief pleasure, identical to the offender body and mind, durable enough to survive a beating of even a giga sized macro, tasty enough to never get bland, and even digest proof for the humiliation of a full tour.

They're all yours, unleash the depths of your angry heart on these wretched wenches that did you so much wrong.

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Whisper friendly.

NO IC approaches.

Any lookalike can be ordered at any time, simply ask.