ChefsKiss

Gonna try out one of those profiles that're less "actual identifiable character" and more "this is the kind of scene I want". Maybe I'll add characters later but for now it's all concepts, babey! Concepts that trend towards probably the least common preference on here, haha, whoops.

So yeah! Cooking alt! All cooking all the time! Here are some evergreen notes:

• I like any kinda chef with any kinda body, so long as it's not got a comically large belly or dick or boobs. Physically probable proportions, please.
• I myself enjoy playing ladies! Most of the body types I like don't have hourglass figures. Some of them will probably be chubby. Some of them will have dicks! We can talk about it.
• I like the cooking to get *weird*. If your cooking is just a little bit of oil and then you pop me in an oven or stick me with a spit I will be basically fine. If you really want to wow me, sous vie me or fry me or make me a dessert. Cook different parts of me different ways while they're still on me. One guy once said he was gonna turn my boobs into a sauce and then poofed and now he lives rent free in my brain.
• I've been using Picrew to make human ladies, specifically this one, but I'm open to other image sources if you like so long as they're not, like, anime moes.
• I have plenty of reference pictures of anthro animals and will probably let you know what kinda animal I think pairs best with your character.
• Please approach! Sometimes I see someone with cooking set at like 30% or 50% on their profile and go "oh, they don't actually want cooking, I won't bother them." I always wanna hear from cooking fans! Even if you don't wanna do a scene we can just chat. I'm chill.

We have characters now! None of these are perma or anything.

	Alice (she/her) is confident, determined, and eager to try new things, but a little self-concious about her body and needs a bit of a push when it comes to more carnal matters. She'd make a fine meal if you can just convince her she'd look good as one. Click for scene list Had a leg steamed and toes pickled by her honorary aunt Betty_TFTDS. (2022: 14-Apr, 17-Apr, 21-Apr.) Was butchered; had her belly turned into a pot roast with apple sauce and stuffing; had her ass honey-glazed for ham; and had her cock and balls fried for sausage with garlic butter, mushrooms, herbs, spring onions and light cameralised ginger; all by her owner Halga. (2022: 4-Sep, 5-Sep 💀) Was baked into a tray of brownies by CookingMamaKitchen. (2022: 29-Sep, 31-Oct, 10-Nov 💀) Admitted she wanted to be cooked by Cosplay_Couple. (2023: 29-Dec)
	Sandra (she/her) is snarky, flirty, and rides a fine line between "tease" and "unapologetic meatslut." Ideally she'd like for her first, last, and only time as a meal to be for a friend or loved one, but she loves playing up the idea that she's down to go at any time, and if pressed to live up to her reputation she'd probably be happy to oblige. Probably. Click for scene list Had her ass filled with sake and her tits battered in breadcrumbs by her close friend Carla_TheVorocious for Chinese New Year. (2022: 14-Apr, 15-Apr) Had her cunt and ass stuffed with chopped nuts, was caked in dough, and baked into a baklava by her bestie VishaRed. (2022: 31-Oct, 1-Nov, 10-Nov, 11-Nov)
	Lee (she/they) is a slovenly mooch who speaks her mind and doesn't really care if people don't like her. She requires lots of stimulation to get off, preferably involving pain. She's choosy about her chefs, but knows she'll have one hell of a time once she finds the right one. Click for scene list Had her calves ground for meat sauce, her arms fried for wings, her cunt chopped for sushi, and was glazed and anally stuffed for the oven by Jake_Stone for his anniversary dinner. (2022: 17-Apr, 18-Apr, 21-Apr, 25-Apr 💀) Had her torso grilled while her arms and legs were turned into sushi and her ribs were skewered by her landlord, PhantomChefofHeart. (2023: 17-Dec, 18-Dec, 23-Dec, 24-Dec 💀)
	Terry (she/her) longs for the table, and will bring all of her seductive prowess and boundless enthusiasm to bare to make it happen. She's connected with a meat brokerage which does its best to match her to the best possible chef, but it's entirely possible she'll manage to find one on her own in the meantime. Surely there's no shortage of hungry folks ready to snap her up! Click for scene list Had her intestines stuffed with potatoes, her ass plugged with a small steel dumbbell, her body trussed up with rope, her skin coated in a potent mixture of cinnamon, sugar, and her own cum, and cooked to golden perfection by her ex ChefWilde. (2022: 5-May, 6-May 💀) Was inspected for meat readiness by NurseValentineSG. (2022: 31-Aug) Offered herself as a meal to MANKINDSBADHABIT. (2024: 2-Jan)
	Miriam (any/all) has a taste for longpig, but no interest in becoming one herself. They're far too career-oriented, has far too much to accomplish, to let anyone get her on a table, and if anyone tries, well, he's certainly not going down without a fight. Click for scene list Literally disarmed, extremely thoroughly deboned alive, and made into a bowl of ramen by her boss Chef_Sofia. (2022: 1-Sep 💀) Was captured by BellatrixWitch. (2022: 10-Nov) Was selected for dinner duty by her boss GenericChef. (2022: 10-Nov, 11-Nov)
	Shauna (she/her) is a down-on-her-luck sex worker. She might have fewer money troubles if she had, like, any social graces or awareness whatsoever. But she doesn't, so here she is, doing just about anything to make a quick buck. Click for scene list Sold her legs below the knee to Jaxicarieus in exchange for the ability to start a brothel on his ship. (2024: 2-Jan)