Welcome, intrepid adventurer, to the Prince Keep! A mighty Dragon makes these magical halls his home, capturing and hording Princes from all corners of the globe- of all races- either voluntarily, or against their will, here. Having grown weary of just hording them, however, the Dragon has opened his halls to you.. whether you be a noble Knight, or a curious Thief, you are welcome to the Keep. As part of his game, anyway. The doors will take you into different rooms every time, and the layout of the Keep is always changing.. you may never meet the same Prince twice, so choose not only your battles wisely, but your prize. Here, you may find glory, love, a good fuck, or your final resting place. It's all up to luck, friend. Are you feeling lucky?
All art on this profile was drawn by me, please do not steal it. This game, profile, and all it's art were inspired by both the Tower Girls game and characters, and by the PrincessesKeep character here in Eka's Chat (which is played by a completely different player). If you're interested in a female version of this profile, go see them instead.
• When you first enter the Keep, you have the option of choosing a single Item from the list to aid you. You may choose to ignore these boons and go in "vanilla". Certain Items unlock special Item Interactions with certain Princes.
• Each time you play Prince Keep, you get 4 completely randomized Princes. You won't know who these Princes are until you enter their rooms.
• Once you're inside a Prince's room, you're locked in until you either Woo or Escape the Prince inside. However, if a Prince has an Escape value of "0", you may immediately move onto the next room.
• Woo and Escape work on a "first to three" system. You roll the dice until you have 3 successful rolls (a value equal to, or greater than, the Prince's value) or 3 failed rolls (a value less than the Prince's value.)
• Rolling a Natural 20 grants you "The Minigan"-- a mini version of The Mulligan that allows you to retry any single dice roll in the future.
• You may choose to Woo any Prince if you haven't successfully Woo'd a previous Prince, but once you attempt to Escape, you cannot choose to go back and Woo them.
• If you attempt to Woo a Prince and win 3 Dice Rolls, that Prince will immediately become enamoured with you and will follow you to the end of the Keep. (Unrelated to the Dice Game, but if you like, you may choose to have consensual sex with your Prince immediately after a successful Woo. Once you exit the room with him, it will be too dangerous to have sex in the other rooms. This is an opportunity for your scene.)
• If you attempt to Woo a Prince and lose 3 Dice Rolls, that Prince will turn you down and you won't be able to Woo him any more. Your only option, at that point, is to try and Escape.
• If you attempt to Escape a Prince and win 3 Dice Rolls, you will succesfully reach the unlocked door and move onto the next room, and a new Prince.
• If you attempt to Escape a Prince and lose 3 Dice Rolls, you will fail to reach the door, and the Prince will be able to have his way with you. This may include Vore or Sex, and depends entirely on the Prince you failed to Escape. You lose.
• If you successfully Woo/Escape all 4 Princes, you will reach the 5th room in Prince Keep: The Dragon Prince's room. If you succesfully Woo or Escape from the Dragon Prince, you will have beaten Prince Keep. Congratulations! You may now Vore and/or Fuck the Prince you Woo'd.
• You may also choose to Defeat the Dragon Prince in combat. This follows the same principle as Wooing or Escaping, but if you brought a Prince along with you, their Attack stat will add onto your Dice Rolls. If you Defeat the Dragon Prince, you will free all the Princes trapped inside the Keep, and you'll be able to pick from literally any Prince in the entire list to Vore and/or Fuck.
• Dragon Prince will never be one of the 4 Princes. If you want to Woo him, you must Escape-- not Woo-- all 4 of the previous Princes, and save yourself for Dragon Prince.
• Do not play Prince Keep unless you, the player, are okay with any of these Princes either fucking or eating your character. I'm a reasonable person and will avoid forcing you into a scene with certain Princes IF you tell me which ones beforehand, but I may refuse you if the list is too long. Just don't wait until mid-scene and say "ew, I don't want THAT ONE, I refuse."
• You may not use magic, weapons, or generally any items that would allow you to circumvent the rules or spirit of the game while inside the Keep. The only exception to this rule is during the final conflict, and only the weapon given to you by the Keep itself.
• Micros and Macros are automatically converted to an equivalent humanoid size upon approaching Prince Keep, and will remain that way until they manage to escape. This is to ensure the Keep is accessible by most characters, and that the game is not unreasonably unbalanced (and because, honestly, I prefer Same Size.)
• You may only attempt to Woo or Escape from a Prince. Choosing to purposely give up and avoid playing the Dice Game violates the spirit of the game, and you are not allowed to actually "defeat" any of the Princes, with the exception of the final conflict.
• You can only Woo one Prince. Once you have Woo'd a Prince, he will follow you to the end of the Keep, and you will only be able to Escape the other Princes.
• You do NOT have to make an RP post for every roll. Escape attempts can take up to five rolls, and most people agree five RP posts of nothing but running away can get pretty boring. Rolling until Win/Loss is perfectly acceptable.
Chastity Candle Persistent
A haunting candle with a brilliant, magic flame and the power to fend off the Keep's many lusty Princes-- but, as wonderfully as it burns, it also burns out very quickly. It's said that the magic flame is fueled by the soul of a long-gone virgin maiden who met her end here in the Keep. Provides a bonus to Escape rolls that wanes with each room. +3 Escape in the first room, +2 Escape in the second room, +1 Escape in the third room, 0 in the fourth and final rooms. This is recommended for unlucky adventurers who are worried about losing too early.
XP Battery Persistent
A "rechargeable" battery that was intended for the battle-savvy Mecha Prince, but has been repurposed for the Keep's twisted game. It fits neatly in the palm of any adventurer, and though it lacks any charge when you pick it up, it powers up every time you clear a new room-- sending energy through your body that makes escaping a little easier! 0 charge in the first room, +1 Escape in the second room, +2 Escape in the third room, +3 Escape in the fourth and final rooms. This is recommended for confident adventurers who intend to rescue a Prince from the Keep.
Conch of Warding Persistent
Plucked from the Mer Kingdom's treasury, this captivating seashell has the magical ability to ward off groups of "enemies" based on persistent, physical or magical traits. An adventurer who picks this up at the start of their journey and blows into it will find that the initial sound somehow stops certain rooms from appearing in the Keep. However, this choice can only be made at the start.
Peaceful - Stops Human, Clutz, Beheaded, Kitsune, Mouse or Pig Prince from appearing.
Undead - Stops Ghost, Zombie, or Vampire Prince from appearing.
Underwater - Stops Frog, Octo or Mer Prince from appearing.
Flora - Stops Plant Prince or Mushroom Prince from appearing.
Buff - Stops Monkey, Orc or Mecha Prince from appearing.
"Real" Crown Persistent
A shitty plastic crown bought at a Dollar Store that wouldn't possibly fool anyone outside of the Keep. Even the price tag is still attached..! ..but uh, you can rip that right off. Thankfully, some of the boys in here are gullible as Hell, and they might mistake you for royalty... you know, from a distance. Wearing this crown gives you a 30% chance to "attract" the Prince of your choice and pick the next room you walk into, but won't affect your ability to Woo (most) of them. Does not work in the Dragon's room.
Charming Rose Persistent
A magical rose with a colorful bouquet of petals, it was stolen from Plant Prince's forest on the same day that he was kidnapped and has been preserved surprisingly well since then. The pleasant, flowery aroma allures even the most stubborn Princes and has the added benefit of invigorating and energizing them, though it seems to have no effect on adventurers playing the Keep's game. Provides a permanent +3 bonus to Woo rolls and a +1 bonus to Attack for the Prince you Woo.
The Mulligan One-Time Use; Room Start
A makeshift bomb designed by Trick Prince, it appears to be stitched together with fabric and has a fuse that burns automatically when you toss it. How it actually works is anyone's guess, but if you use it as soon as you walk into any Prince's room (besides Dragon, of course) then the explosion will take you into a different room. This does NOT count as "Escaping" a room, and you will still have to go through 4 rooms, but Adventurers have found this very useful when they run into the Keep's scariest Princes (or just any Prince that doesn't mesh up with their kinks.) If you roll a Natural 20 any time after picking The Mulligan as your Item, you have the option of trading in your Minigan for an extra Mulligan, even if you haven't used the first one yet.
Proto Specs One-Time Use; Room Start
The very first pair of Hypno Specs designed by Science Prince; these "Proto Specs" aren't nearly as powerful as the pair he wields, and they're a little worn down, so they won't let you hypnotize an entire Keep of Princes into your own personal harem. Sorry! But they will calm the naturally jealous impulses of Princes who see you with another dude.. allowing you to Woo a 2nd Prince! That's right, an unprecedented 2 Princes! Ménage à Double! Of course, that 2nd Prince will be a hard sell, so you have to deal with a -2 Woo penalty.. but you will benefit from both Princes' attack bonuses when facing the Dragon (and you get a second shot at a sex scene. With two Princes. You go.)
Luststick One-Time Use; Woo Attempt
A dangerous drug designed by the alchemically-gifted Goblins and crafted into easy-to-use lipstick. Applying it to your lips and kissing a Prince has a 50/50 chance of either instantly Wooing them, OR sending them into a Lustfrenzy. Any Prince under the effects of Lustfrenzy are +3 harder to Escape from, and you can no longer Woo them. However, Princes successfully Woo'd by the Luststick are so enamoured with you that they will take one hit (failed Roll) from Dragon Prince for you when you try to Escape/Attack him. Attempting to use the Luststick on Dragon Prince himself only provides a 25% chance of success, but a 75% chance of sending the Dragon into Lustfrenzy.
Devil's Dice Multiple Uses; Any Time
A six-sided die that was found in Mimic Prince's room and immediately taken from him (because he and anything he carries on him must be bad news.) It radiates an eerie, reality-altering power that makes most people feel uneasy, but if you don't mind that, you can roll it for a random affect... you know, at your peril. Effects are persistent and do not reset in new rooms.
1 - Immediately lose the game. Haha.
2 - Transform into a Goblin. Your legs are tiny, and run slower. -2 to all Escape rolls. Existing Goblins become hornier, and given another -1 to Escape rolls.
3 - Current Prince is temporarily under mind control, and will do one sexual favor for you. No "game" effect.
4 - Girls grow a dick. Boys grow a pussy. If you already have both, +2 to all Woo rolls.
5 - Transform into a Slime. You are slippery, and harder to catch. +2 to all Escape rolls. Existing Slimes becoming slimier, and given another +1 to Escape rolls.
6 - Immediately succeed Wooing or Escaping the Prince in your current room, or the next room, your choice.
Name: Human Prince Specialty: Kissing, Hand Holding, Missionary Height: 5'6" Weight: 132 lbs Woo: 5 Escape: 0 Attack: +1 Victims: 0
A sweet, innocent Prince who just happened to be the Dragon's very first victim. Although Human Prince is physically average and boasts no superhuman abilities or special skills, he believes in true love at first sight, and is known for being a doting, affectionate partner. He's not at all kinky, but he will tentatively try some new things for whoever rescues him.. and is gullible enough to fall for pretty much anything you say. Some people say that the Dragon Prince actually tricked Human Prince into coming here, and didn't even have to fight his knights or anything. His Squire tried to warn him, but alas, the Prince is a little too trusting for his nobility..
Item Interactions: Rolling a "1" with the Devil's Dice will cause him to fall under Mimic Prince's mind control power, turning him into a tentacle-wielding predator. Using the Luststick on him and failing will send him into Lustfrenzy, but with a default Escape value of 10.
Name: The Squire Specialty: Anything You Want, Very Supportive Height: 5'6" Weight: 118 lbs Bonus: +2 Victims: 0
Not a Prince at all, the Squire shouldn't even be here, but was so loyal to his beloved Human Prince that he stuck by him during the entire ordeal of being kidnapped. Sadly, the magic of the Keep separated them immediately after being thrown in, and Squire ended up in his own room somehow, worrying for the young monarch the entire time. If you somehow find and save this Squire, however, he will pledge himself to you and follow you to the ends of the Earth; he's very supportive, and will do anything you need him to do, on top of just bringing a really positive vibe to your party.
The Squire's room does not count towards your 4 random rooms, and he will immediately join you if you're lucky enough to find his room. He requires no Wooing or Escaping, and bringing him with you will not prevent you from Wooing any future Princes. On top of that, having the Squire with you automatically adds +2 to all future rolls..! That includes Escape checks, Woo checks, and even the Defeat check against Dragon Prince. What a useful little guy!
Item Interactions: Rolling a "1" with the Devil's Dice will cause him to fall under Mimic Prince's mind control power, turning him into a tentacle-wielding predator. Using the Luststick on him and failing will send him into Lustfrenzy, but with a default Escape value of 10. Squire is actually fooled by the "Real" Crown, and empowered by your royalty, granting another +1 Bonus to all rolls (for a total of +3.)
Name: Clutz Prince Specialty: Bumbling, Fumbling, Can't Do Anything Right Height: 5'4" Weight: 116 lbs Woo: 5 Escape: 0 Attack: 1/5 Chance of +20, otherwise +0 Victims: 0 Unlocked By: Lacey_, for Failing Against Beheaded Prince
More like "Prince of the Fuck-Ups"; Clutz here was once Human Prince's cousin, and acting secretary of the kingdom way-back-before Dragon Prince kidnapped Human. All the advisors hated him, because he couldn't do anything right, and cost the kingdom thousands on gold... until their actual Prince was captured, and they heard about the Keep. Thus a plot was devised to deliver Clutz Prince onto the Dragon's doorstep, crown and all, and here he is now.
Bumbling everything he does, almost to an adorable extent, Clutz Prince will offer you absolutely zero Attack Power if you face off with Dragon Prince. Usually. However, all Attack rolls against Dragon have a !1d5 (one out of five) chance of giving you +20 against Dragon, as Clutz Prince will trip and hit the Dragon's weak point totally by accident.
Item Interactions: Rolling a "1" with the Devil's Dice will cause him to fall under Mimic Prince's mind control power, turning him into a tentacle-wielding predator. Using the Luststick on him and failing will send him into Lustfrenzy, but with a default Escape value of 10.
Name: Beheaded Prince Specialty: Kissing, Oral Sex Height: 0'10" Weight: 10 lbs Woo: 6 Escape: 0 Attack: +0 Victims: 1
Poor, poor Beheaded Prince. Some say that he was once a great warrior, and that he was brave enough to challenge the Dragon in one-on-one combat. Unfortunately, he wasn't quite strong enough to finish the Dragon off, and his head was lopped off in the fight.. and then cursed to remain alive. Now he's only really good for oral, or being a talking paperweight. This unfortunate Prince lacks the ability to help you in battle, although he did have a body, once..
Item Interactions: Rolling a "1" with the Devil's Dice will cause him to fall under Mimic Prince's mind control power, turning him into a tentacle-wielding... head. Using the Luststick on him and failing will just make him a dumb, horny head that you can easily walk away from. His body, on the other hand...
Name: Kitsune Prince Specialty: Tailjobs, Clothed Sex Height: 5'9" Weight: 127 lbs Woo: 10 Escape: 0 Attack: +3 Victims: 0
The Kitsune Prince is easygoing and sort of lazy, and was probably only captured because he didn't care enough to try and escape. Heck, he can't even be bothered to take off his kimono for sex. While he doesn't have a full set of 9 tails, he's still pretty powerful, and you're lucky he doesn't care enough to try and capture you. Of course, that also means his attention span is short, and it's harder to Woo him than some of the other Princes.
Item Interactions: Rolling a "1" with the Devil's Dice will cause him to fall under Mimic Prince's mind control power, turning him into a tentacle-wielding predator. Using the Luststick on him and failing will send him into Lustfrenzy, but with a default Escape value of 10.
This cute, squeaky little guy is Mouse Prince, and he's the most easily frightened of all the Princes in the entire Keep. It was so easy to capture him, Dragon doesn't even remember when he did it. Heck, this might've been his Keep before Dragon moved in, for all we know, and he was just too scared to ever say anything. He doesn't look like much of a Prince in that tattered sweater. Is he even a Prince at all? Is.. is that crown made of cheese..?
Mouse Prince is so timid, all attempts to Woo him will immediately work.. he basically just submits himself to you automatically the moment you attempt to roll for Woo. If you want to bully a Prince around like a bitch, he's your guy.
Item Interactions: Rolling a "1" with the Devil's Dice will cause him to fall under Mimic Prince's mind control power, turning him into a tentacle-wielding predator. Using the Luststick on him and failing will send him into Lustfrenzy, but with a default Escape value of 10.
Name: Pig Prince Specialty: Chubby, Being Hogtied (Bondage), Rolling in the Mud, Having his Pigtails Pulled Height: 5'6" Weight: 171 lbs Woo: 6 Escape: 0 Attack: +1 Victims: 0
Pig Prince is from something of a kingdom out in the boonies. Before being captured by the Dragon, this Prince was often out in the fields, alongside his subjects-- working the land, raising crops.. And, if you believe the rumors, he was pretty good at mud wrestling, too! This particular Prince is a healthy eater, and (some of the other Princes say) is "plumper" than the rest.. "juicier looking", even. Pig has heard the word "bacon" more than once whispered around him inside the Keep, and it's made him nervous. He has a cute southern slang to his voice, amidst the occasional oink, and isn't afraid of a little dirt. Of all the Princes, he's probably the most down-to-earth.
Item Interactions: Rolling a "1" with the Devil's Dice will cause him to fall under Mimic Prince's mind control power, turning him into a tentacle-wielding predator. Using the Luststick on him and failing will send him into Lustfrenzy, but with a default Escape value of 10.
Name: Slime Prince Specialty: Slime Sex, Tentacles, Absorption Height: 5'4" Weight: 168 lbs Woo: 6 Escape: 6 (+6 every time you roll a previous number) Attack: +1 Victims: 0
Slimes are a common, weak enemy in pretty much all adventures and dungeons, that's a known fact. It's just science. The Slime Prince is no exception to this rule, and is pretty easy to both Woo and Escape from. Despite being weak, he's a versatile thing, and has amazing control over the shape and consistency of his body at all times. It'd feel pretty good fucking something like that, right..? Just don't sink too deep in the slime..
If-- at any time during an Escape attempt-- the adventurer rolls a number they've rolled previously, the Slime Prince will split into two Slime Princes, and his Escape value will increase by 6. The previous roll will be forfeited, and must be attempted again. (ex. if you roll 8, then roll 8 again, the second roll will not count even if it was the winning roll.) This effect can stack more than once; meaning that if you trigger this effect twice, you'll be dealing with 3 Slime Princes and an Escape threshold of 18.
Item Interactions: If you were transformed into a Slime by the Devil's Dice, you may immediately escape by "absorbing" him, granting yourself another +1 to future Escape rolls.
Name: Ghost Prince Specialty: Possession, Sex Toys Height: 5'7" Weight: 0 lbs Woo: 9 Escape: 9 Attack: +2 Victims: 0
Adventurers are unsure whether Ghost Prince is actually a Prince of Ghosts, or whether he's just a Prince who's been in the Keep so long that he actually died. Adventurers unfortunate enough to end up in Ghost Prince's room are often left to the corporeal hands of a Prince who cannot truly touch them, and has to either possess prey to have fun, or use his haunting powers to move toys around through the air, relying on inanimate objects if he wants to play with anybody. Thankfully, even death allows him to derive some pleasure from this.. although he seems to just like the embarrassed way his prey squirms when he does it.
Either way, Ghost Prince is definitely an odd addition to the Keep.. and in more ways than one. As a special attribute, Wooing the Ghost Prince will allow him to strengthen you, and give you a permanent +2 to all future Escape rolls! Failing to Escape the Ghost Prince isn't an instant Game Over, either.. if you fail to Escape from him, you have a 50/50 chance to become Ghost Prince's new plaything (thus ending your adventure), or become possessed by the mischievous Prince, receiving a permanent -2 to all future Escape rolls. It's hard to say which sounds worse..!
Item Interactions: Carrying the Chastity Candle into his room will cause him to blow it out automatically, and you will lose the buff. Luststick has no effect on him.
Name: Science Prince Specialty: Hypnosis, Threesomes, Transformation, Reverse Dom Height: 5'4" Weight: 107 lbs Woo: 7 Escape: 9 (12 if you've already Woo'd a Prince) Attack: +2 Victims: 0
Honestly, this is probably just some dude who heard that hot adventurers were flooding into Prince Keep and decided he wanted a cut of the action, being the lonely little pervert he is. But he showed up on Dragon's doorstep wearing a crown, declaring himself "The Prince of Science", and Dragon has a rule about boys wearing crowns in his Keep. They get a room. So here he is-- Science Prince! ..or Nerd Prince, Geek Prince, Dweeb Prince, Dork Prince.. you know, you get the picture. He's got a lisp, a big floppy labcoat, his hair is a mess, and those glasses of his are kind of goofy..
..but don't let that fool you, he can actually back up some of that "Prince of Science" nonsense. The glasses are actually Hypno-Spectacles, and he can use them to hypnotize you or a Prince you've already Woo'd, making it harder to Escape them both. If you're alone, he's not so bad... just be careful, he's got beakers full of who-knows-what, and he'll use them on you. You could end up with extra parts on your body, turned into a monster, or even shrunk down to a pocket size. He's always concocting new brews.. in the name of science.
Item Interactions: Successfully Wooing him while you hold the XP Battery allows him to automatically charge it all the way (+3 Escape rolls.)
Name: Zombie Prince Specialty: Biting, Mindless Sex Height: 5'8" Weight: 113 lbs Woo: 8 Escape: 9 Attack: +2 Victims: 0
They say that Zombie Prince used to be a pretty cool dude before he died; used to be a musician, used to throw concerts for the other Princes in the Keep, used to have sick abs. But, uh, "used to" is the key word there. One day, an adventurer who entered the Keep mistook him for an enemy, and jumped the gun in attacking the poor Prince. His death is actually why weapons are magically stripped away from anyone who enters the Keep, to this day. Now, thanks to the horrible magic of the Dragon Prince, he remains.. undead, a shambling shell of his former self, still trapped here as part of this sick game. Pity him not and beware, weary traveler, because this Prince's desire for flesh is two-fold, and you might just sate both of his hungers.
While Plant Prince isn't really the full-body, meat-eating type of plant, he's still none-too-picky about where he gets his nutrients from, especially since he's stuck here in the Keep. This is why he's employed the use of long, probing vines to bind and suck the moisture, or life, out of his prey. Although Plant Prince is almost entirely a stationary creature, he emits an incredibly potent, sweet-smelling airborne pheromone that will make him irresistible to even the most suspicious adventurers, given enough exposure. Once Woo'd successfully, he will happily uproot for his Prince or Princess charming, at least long enough to escape the Keep and find a nice pot or garden for you to keep him in.
Item Interactions: A successful Woo using the Charming Rose adds +2 to his attack (instead of the Rose's default +1.)
Much like Plant Prince, the Mushroom Prince is a mostly apathetic Prince that grows inside the Keep, waiting for hapless adventurers to suck the nutrients out of. Rather than using vines or sweet smells to hold prey hostage, though, he uses spores to drug anyone unfortunate enough to enter his room.. resulting in a "high" that makes everything just feel good, dude. These spores attach to prey and grow smaller mushrooms on their body; these mushrooms feel as real as any other part of the host's body, and are sensitive to stimulation. Sometimes, just for fun, Mushroom Prince will use the spores to give female prey a fake penis, which has lead the other Princes to believe that he's grown sentience far past having sex just for food. Whatever you believe, there's no doubt this Prince is one fun guy.
Harpy Prince took to the Keep better than most birds take to their cages. He loves to seduce potential mates with sweet little chirps and birdsongs, like an adorable, flying siren.. swooping down on prey and scooping them up with his talons to mate in the air, making it almost impossible for them to escape (unless they enjoy falling to the ground and breaking their bones). He's also incredibly upbeat; Wooing him is like Wooing a ball of sunshine. If it wasn't for the incessant need that Harpies have to mate, he'd actually be right up there with Human Prince or Mouse Prince in terms of being easy to get along with.
Monkey Prince was a strong fighter in his jungle kingdom, and his training hasn't faltered a bit since being cooped up. He's agile, and he has incredibly deft hands.. which he's really good at using, punching or otherwise. He's also more than a bit of a tease, including in the sack, where he likes playing with his lovers using his hands until they reach a point where they just can't handle it any more. Careful, or he'll trip you up with his tail.
Goblin Prince doesn't look like much- he's short, stout, soft, and you'd think he'd be easy to Escape. But he brought friends. A round with the Goblin Prince is a round with him and at least two of his Goblin minions helping him out, and what's worse, the Goblins make good use of alchemy; they like to brew potions that intoxicate potential mates, forcing them into drugged-up lustfrenzy. Careful, or you'll end up the Prince's personal mate! ..and he shares.
Item Interactions: Years of Luststick use has made the Goblins immune, and using it on them only reverses the effects on you, applying a permanent -3 Escape "horny" effect. If you were transformed into a Goblin using the Devil's Dice, entering their room results in an immediate loss, as they are much more used to those tiny legs than you are.
This Prince was cursed by an evil Witch to take the shape of a Frog.. person. Nobody remembers what Frog Prince actually used to look like any more, not even him. He often forces himself on unsuspecting adventurers and feverishly makes out with them in the hopes of breaking his curse-- something about kissing is supposed to break it-- but he forgot a certain rule to the curse, and nobody he's kissed has worked, yet.
Item Interactions: Frog Prince is incredibly gullible and fooled by the "Real" Crown, and any attempt to Woo him while wearing it will automatically work. Rescuing him from the Keep while wearing the "Real" Crown will count towards the Unlockable Pond Prince, because apparently the spell he's under is just as gullible as he is.
Name: Octo Prince Specialty: Tentacles, Bondage, Multiple Penetration, Underwater Sex Height: 5'11" Weight: 172 lbs Woo: 8 Escape: 10 Attack: +2 Victims: 0
Dragon Prince isn't much of a swimmer, but thankfully for him, Octo Prince was known for climbing aboard seafaring ships and dragging prey into the sea to mate with.. or swallow. With eight powerful tentacles at his disposal, neither of these were hard to accomplish at all. Few can wrestle their way out of Octo Prince's suctiony grasp, and fewer can fight the wet onslaught of his many probing, affectionate limbs. Be extremely careful when you enter his lair.. despite his cute appearance, this Prince is incredibly amorous, and will drag you into his pool, never to be seen again.
Item Interactions: None
Name: Mer Prince Specialty: Biting, Scratching, Underwater Sex Height: 6'1" Weight: 169 lbs Woo: 10 Escape: 9 Attack: +2 Victims: 0
The "Mer" Prince is no maid, and he'll remind you of that quickly if he manages to catch you. While there are many offshoots of Merfolk in the sea, based on myriad types of fish, the Prince seems to be something of a ravenous, predatory race; he has sharp nails and pointy teeth, and he's none-too-shy to use them on prey that squirm too much. 'Course, that's if you're fool-hardy enough to let him drag you into the water. If you successfully skirt the edge of his shore, you just might avoid getting snatched up in his claws and wrapped up in his sleek, wet tail.
Where Insect Prince comes from, the males generally don't earn titles of royalty, making his kidnapping an especially painful loss to his kingdom. See, the job of Insect Prince-- the reason he was given that adorable crown in the first place-- was the prized breeder of the Insect Queen. The Prince was the best at his job; he could go for hours, just maaaaating and mating and mating and mating, when other Insects would have fainted long before. He took a lot of pride in his job, always working up a good sweat before passing out that night... and then waking up the next day to go straight back to mating.
In the Keep, the Prince's goal hasn't seemed to change, either. When an adventurer rolls into his room, he is determined to mate with them, as per the meaning of his existence; it's his job, damnit, and he's gonna' do it right. Even when you pass out on the floor, even when your mind breaks and you just can't go any more, he will keep mating. He's a real trooper like that.
Drider Prince has several tricks up his sleeves for capturing potential mates and meals alike, and he has no qualms with using any of them. Aside from his almost infinite supply of silky web, which the Prince can make stronger than steel to be used as restraints, he can also inject people with poison from his fangs to stun or intoxicate them. His many legs make him incredibly fast, and once he catches you, it's over-- you're his fly to toy with, and you're either going to end up with a stomach full of eggs, or he's going to end up with a stomach full of you.
Naga Prince is known for being a greedy creature. He loves lounging around in gold, he loves binding you with his tail so you're all his, he loves stuffing at least two of your holes at once, and then he loves stuffing you down his throat. His jaw easily unhinges for a quick trip to his stomach. His tail is made of pure muscle, and you better watch those fangs, or you'll end up suffering the same problem that you would with Drider Prince: a drugged-up lustfrenzy.
Vampire Prince is a bloodsucking royalblood straight out of a novel; he has the power to hypnotize unsuspecting victims by gazing into their eyes, and making them his thralls. He yearns for the taste of a ripe adventurer's throat, and the moment he has someone in his grasp, he'll sink his fangs in and suck the blood from their veins. Of course, like any other Prince, he also enjoys the.. less bloody carnal pleasures, but he has to steal a little blood first before he can sink a different part of his body into his prey. Blood has to be pumping, after all~.
It should come as no surprise that Incubus Prince is a total slut, and was actually pretty happy when Dragon started inviting unsuspecting adventurers into the Keep-- this Prince has taken advantage of the game, and has been fucking the literal life out of any poor soul who couldn't escape his room. Those who cannot escape are hypnotized by his magic, and forced to become his harem whore.. that is, until he gets hungry.
Despite being a human, and by all accounts a rightful vassal to the Human Prince, this uppity puppetmaster wasn't content to work for anyone but himself. The Trick Prince never removes his mask, and uses magic puppet strings to ensnare anyone who's unlucky enough to wander into his room; these strings have the power to make anything, or anyone, enact whatever scenario the Trick Prince desires.. basically, turning people into puppets. He likes forcing prey to act out "scenes" with him, playing out sexual roles for his amusement and pleasure.
As if being the master of his own room wasn't good enough for him, the greedy Trick Prince is actually in control of a second room in the Keep, as well. Even if adventurers successfully Escape him, if their winning roll comes out as an odd number (like 11, 13, 15, etc), then their next destination will be none other than the room of the Puppet "Prince".
Item Interactions: Attempting to use The Mulligan in his room will transport you directly into the Puppet "Prince's" room, instead of a random room. Attempting to use Luststick on him requires a single !1d20 attempt where you must beat a value of "9" to remove his mask if you want to kiss him.
The Puppet "Prince" is, of course, no Prince at all.. if the familiar strings he's hanging from aren't enough of a hint, he's just a doll being controlled by that dirty cheater, the Trick Prince. Normally not accessible, his room can only be unlocked if an adventurer successfully Escapes from the Trick Prince with an odd-numbered roll. Once trapped inside the Puppet "Prince's" room, however, their only reward is another mad dash to the door.. because it's impossible to actually Woo the Puppet, and if the advneturer fails to Escape, they'll be forced to have sex with this lifeless doll while the Trick Prince mocks them.
Item Interactions: Attempting to use The Mulligan in his room will transport you directly back into the Trick Prince's room, instead of a random room. Luststick has no effect on him because he's a puppet.
Name: Mimic Prince Specialty: Sloppy Makeouts, Oral Vore, Tongue.. Tentacle..? Height: 5'7" Weight: 126 lbs Woo: H e h e h e h ~ Escape: 11 Attack: +0 Victims: 1
Obviously, this is just a regular Prince, and there is absolutely nothing strange about him at all. The flaps of his cape are definitely not another pair of hands, his pauldrons are definitely not eyes, and that zipper is just a zipper, not a huge, hungry maw. Mimic Prince is as perfect as any other Prince, and you're being very rude by questioning it. He assures you that absolutely nothing bad will happen if you try to Woo him e h e h e h e h.
To be perfectly honest, Dragon doesn't remember capturing this Prince at all. The other Princes get a horrible feeling when they look at him, and they say he came clambering out from somewhere under the Keep.. perhaps hinting that there is something more sinister to the ancient ruins than they know.
Item Interactions: Attempting to use either the Charming Rose or Luststick on him counts as a "Woo" attempt, and will result in an automatic loss. Attempting to use the Devil's Dice in his room will alter the die into an unfathomable !1d2, where "1" results in an automatic Game Over in which you succumb to his power-- and "2" results in a different Game Over where you absorb the power of the Devil's Dice and become a corrupt, enslaving Mimic Prince as your "dog" and staying in that room with him forever.
Name: Orc Prince Specialty: Big Cock, Oral Vore Height: 7'7" Weight: 224 lbs Woo: 13 Escape: 10 Attack: +4 Victims: 0
Dragon was pretty hesitant about capturing Orc Prince at first, but the big, green lug insisted on becoming part of the Keep. The other Princes are pretty sure it's just because Orc Prince saw a bunch of adventurers going inside, and he liked the idea of free meals who were dumb enough to actually waltz into a locked room with him. He's a little slow, both physically and mentally, but that doesn't mean you should let your guard down, even for a second.. he only has to catch you once, and you're definitely not getting out of his grip.
They say that Mecha Prince was the Prince of a mechanically advanced kingdom, and that the top engineers of that kingdom actually designed Mecha Prince to both rule fairly, and defend his kingdom from any evil forces that would attack. Sadly, when the Dragon Prince sieged his castle and they fought, poor Mecha Prince was damaged in the lengthy battle and then subsequently captured. Now, he can no longer tell friend from foe, and his body is malfunctioning, causing him to act and attack in ways not intended by his programming. Adventurers who find they're unlucky enough to stumble into his room should avoid him at all costs, or their quest could come to a shocking end.
Item Interactions: Luststick has no effect on him, as he has no skin or lips. If you give him the XP Battery, you will lose the battery, but Mecha Prince will automatically be Woo'd. Additionally, any charges in the XP Battery will be added to his Attack bonus, resulting in anywhere from +4 (zero charges) to +7 (three charges) Attack.
Name: Dullahan Prince Specialty: Vanilla Sex, Anal (Oops~! Couldn't see the hole..), Feeding You to Dragon Height: 5'4" Weight: 182 lbs Woo: 14 Escape: 12 Attack: +4 Victims: 0
Make no mistake, that's not just a cursed suit of armor you're staring down; there's an actual, headless body under all that metal, and it's as pent-up as any other Prince here in the Keep. When having sex, they say you can hear someone's sad moans somewhere else in the building. Unfortunately, Dullahan Prince's lack of eyes doesn't mean he's not dangerous.. he has a warrior's body, and it will be hard to elude his grasp. If he catches you, it's definitely Game Over, because Dragon has specifically instructed Dullahan Prince to bring any adventurers he captures as a sacrifice.
Thankfully, Dullahan Prince doesn't show up until the latter half of the Keep's rooms-- adventurers will never run into him as one of the first two Princes. Without a head to reason with, the Dullahan is incredibly hard to Woo.. but they say, if you can find his long lost head, that won't even be an issue.
Item Interactions: Luststick has no effect on him. However, if you used Luststick on Beheaded Prince and sent him into a Lustfrenzy before reaching this room, Dullahan Prince's room will appear next 100% of the time, and he will be under the effects of Lustfrenzy too.
This is it. This is the guy who captured all the other Princes, who started this game up, and who dared you to try and rescue one of his captives right from under his big, blue nose. Dragon Prince is the final conflict in the Prince Keep, and is the only one left standing between you and actually escaping with the Prince of your choice, assuming you managed to Woo a Prince at all. He's big, he's mean, and you're looking pretty damn tasty to him right now. You have the choice of trying to Woo him, too, if you're alone.. but do you really think you're that charming?
Of course, you could also try and be a real warrior, a true knight, and Defeat the Dragon Prince. If you do, the Keep itself will grant you a weapon, and your Prince will be so inspired by your bravery that they'll lend their Attack to you and assist you in the final conflict. Can you really slay the Dragon Prince and free all the Princes in the Keep, earning their love and respect? Do so, and you'll truly have your pick of the litter.
There are some hidden Princes in the Keep whose rooms can only be unlocked if some previous adventurer manages to fulfill certain conditions. If you can actually unlock one of these Princes, you will get a special mention on their profile when they're added to the Keep. Go ahead, add to the Dragon's horde!
Shadow Prince - Woo and escape with the Human Prince to unleash his evil shadow on the Keep. Pauper Prince - Find the Squire and Escape without Wooing any Princes and he'll be rewarded for all his hard work. Rat Prince - Woo and escape with the Mouse Prince and his unpleasant cousin will come to visit. Skeleton Prince - Woo and escape with the Zombie Prince to truly appreciate your marrow getaway. Venus Prince - Woo and escape with the Plant Prince and you'll grow a real meat-eater. Bee Prince - Woo and escape with the Insect Prince to hive a good time. Scorpion Prince - Woo and escape with the Drider Prince and the consequences will really sting. Ogre Prince - Woo and escape with the Orc Prince if you want to super size your next Prince. Creep Prince - Woo and escape with literally any Prince and this familiar face will sneak into the Keep for a cameo. Pond Prince - Woo the Frog Prince as a proper character to return him to his prime. Knight Prince - Woo the Beheaded Prince and reconnect him with his body to revive a Prince worth fighting beside. Kobold Prince - Woo the Dragon Prince to bare this half-breed. Eldritch Prince - Be the first to actually defeat the Dragon Prince, and unleash the horror beneath the Keep as an alternate boss.
Here is a list to commemorate those who actually managed to make it through the Prince Keep, and either Escaped, Woo'd, or actually Defeated the Dragon Prince at the end. These fine folks earned the love of a Prince for their hard work, and a permanent spot on this profile. If you're here, then Congratulations, you're a real Champion of the Keep!
Brigh - Jan. 12th, 2018 - With the help of The Squire, she Woo'd the Vampire Prince and defeated the Dragon Prince in combat! What a hero!! Scarletta_Bloom - Jan. 16th, 2018 - With an impressive streak of luck, she got through the entire Keep alone and managed to Woo the Dragon Prince. Naughty she-cow~!
