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The 'actually kidnapped and needing to be rescued' Princesses.




Human Princess: Sweet, kind, and somewhat of a ditz, Human Princess is as simple a princess as one can get. Though she does tend to love banquets, eating... well, eating more then a princess should, to her knowledge. Don't mention her weight, however, as she's also known to be rather skittish and shy, especially around things like mice and bugs. But she's sure her handsome knight can save her from anything~!





Knight Princess: Caring, but rather quiet, Knight Princess often keeps to herself, not minding much of the other damsels... unless they seem to be giving another trouble. Though she does like to spend her time idly practicing her sword...





Viking Princess: Unlike Knight, Viking often is seen about the keep being quite loud, picking fights and brute-forcing her way about. Infact, it gets so bothersome at times that the dragons seems to have grown fond of locking her up. Even if its only a brief moment of silence.





Dwarf Princess: Ach, a lust for gold and rubies has led this brave young lass to her prison!... and then her sister came along to join her, so it's not so bad. Besides, the dragons have plenty of gold... perhaps, if a hero saves her, they may loot it all from the scaled woman!





Dwarf Princess... two?: Ah yes. The Dwarf Princess' older sister. Just like her sister...only far more proud and greedy. And a beard. That's there too.





Trap Princess: An adorable princess, giggly and bubbly, oh so cute~! Snatched up long ago by the dragons; Often singing to themselves in their 'cell.' But... er... something seems a little off about hi - her. About her.





Amazon Princess: Despite being seen as violent, harsh and dangerous, the dragons somehow managed to capture this jungle beauty. She's a rather simple lass, actions speaking louder then words to her. And for good reason. Shouting is nothing compared to the sounds of crushing skulls.





Assassin Princess: Quietness is quite obvious for an assassin, but beneath that mask lies the most meek, timid and outright shy girl. Why, she practically blushes twenty-four seven! And oddly enough, despite being an excellent killer and hunter of men, she otherwise is incredibly clumsy, tripping over her own feet when not on a job!





Elf Princess: Elf is... well... odd. The dragons had little troubles with capturing her. She was literally sitting out in a field, murmuring something about the flying fish that was carrying her off. Ditzy and somewhat... silly. Okay in all seriousness she's just really, REALLY high. Like 99% of the time.





Crest Princess: Sweet and easy to please, Crest was... well, on one bad day seemed to approach the dragons at the wrong time. Still, despite her body having unknown whereabouts, she's... really quite sweet! She just... well, needs a little help, much as the idea of needing such makes her blush... a-and she's not blushing! She's just... uh... hot! Y-yes, hot!





Merchant Princess: Merchant is a greedy thing. Seeing as she came here on her own free will, likely because of hearing of Dragon gold. However, she seems to still be sticking around... and keeping whatever she likes to herself! Try not to look to shiny. She might not let you go...





Nomad Princess: A silent soul, keeping quiet in their room. The dragons seemingly just plucked them up one day... and they've been here ever since. But... something seems odd about 'her'...





Dusk Elf Princess:Grouchy, yet always easy to fluster, Dusk constantly is seen being rather... well, aloof in her thoughts. Mumbling something about how all this is silly, how being captured and waiting for a loving knight is pointless, along with how she honestly doesn't need one Baka.





Mouse Princess: Smart is one word she calls herself. Everyone else calls her a brainiac or nerd. While being incredibly sweet, this kind inventor can't stop babbling on about physics and her latest invention.



The 'Not actually kidnapped and just decoys/here for free food' Princesses




Insect Princess: Due to the nature of hiding in caves, insects are to be a thing. One of them is Ants... and this lovely little lass would just adore a knight to sweep her off her feet and start a colony with~! Or...well, if her friends don't view them as food first...





Harpy Princess: Harpy arrived one day when learning of the keep. Striking a deal to stay with the dragons, the lass setting up a nest hiiiiigh up in the gardens to 'enjoy' with various knights. However, with the other princesses, she's been noted to being rather... sweet. Motherly almost!





Skeleton Princess: Such a sad fate, being captured and then never finding that knight saving you... such a horrible way for her dream to end!... but no, she won't give up! Her hero is out there! And she'll be sure to drag one in one day!





Zombie Princess: Such a sadder fate, being captured and never finding that knight saving you... and then being reborn with the grand longing for brains! But she must resist! She must resist devouring her handsome, lovely... succulent... delicious... e-er... beautiful knight!





Slime Princess: Oddly, the Dragon's dungeon is swarming with weak little Slimes. Not oddly, a princess was eaten. Oddly, she lives on as goo. Not oddly, she's still wanting to 'be one' with her knight!





Garbage Princess: Hey, a lot of girls equals a lot of waste! But... well, no one expected it to take sentience. Hell, no one even knows she's there. But... she seems to enjoy being visited. Forever.





Mermaid Princess: Joking aside, Mermaid is 'bubbly and energetic. Often seen splashing at passing knights, inviting them for a swim! But despite those lovely hips and rather plump rump, she isn't really to be trusted~...





Gorgon Princess: Gorgon sssssweetly movessss about. She'ssss ussssually sssseeen idly creating variousssss thingssss... actually being a very well-known architect! But... well, her ssssssnakes often whissssspered about sssssucculent knightssssss...





Orc Princess: The dragons... really had little say in this. Not that they cared. Orc is here because she wants too. Plain and simple. She wants a knight, she'll get one. But pity upon the poor knight she gets... she is a very, very powerful lover.





Ogre Princess: Ogre came along with Orc. Far more nimble and agile, she honestly is a very sweet soul. But much like Orc, she suffers the 'problem' of being too powerful a lover.





Ghost Princess: Incredibly quiet, this reserved little lass is very affectionate, often attempting to hug everyone who enters her little room, basic in design, sans the tombstone in the middle. But it shouldn't matter! After all, she only gives hugs! Cold, cold hugs...




Imp Princess: Mischevious and devilish, the lass is quite the prankster. However, unlike most demons, she's oddly... pleasant. Very sweet. Perhaps why she lives in the keep. However, she certainly still wants to rule the world, wanting to start in the most simple of places! The bedroom.





Fairy Princess: Mischevious, pretty much sums her up nicely. She may just sit on your shoulder, but don't let her 'rabble' on too long, or you may regret it... she seems to have a huge dislike of reptiles and amphibians though. Which is odd, seeing as she's staying with Dragons. Perhaps she's more motives?





Frog Princess: Now here's a twist. But a kiss surely should relieve the beauty of her 'curse,' shouldn't it? Besides that, she's a rather simple girl, just smiling all sweetly, eyeing her little pond. Also, don't let her near Fairy. Just.. just don't.





Golem Princess: One can't be sure with this one... she's not really...evil. But she doesn't really ignore orders from anyone. Even the dragons. Perhaps some faulty programming? Besides that, she's very curious, practically everything looks to be new to her.





Armor Princess: Much like Ghost, this princess only wants a hug. And much like ghost, she's very quiet, for obvious reasons. However, she is quick to act, very often never 'asking' for permission to do things...





Demon Princess: A rather shady, lustful princess... and those horns and spiked tail don't help her seem any more innocent! But relax~... you're just overreacting~... all she want's to do is make you feel sooooo goooood~...





Angel Princess: She seems so kind, smiling sweetly, sitting silently... but... something seems off. Her touch is heavenly... yet... she keeps drooling...





Djinn Princess: Dominating. Despite promising to grant one's every wish, often this mischief maker will make their 'own' wishes come true...





Pirate Princess: Relentless in getting what she wants, Pirate has an insatiable lust for gold and slaves. Which is quite similar to the dragons. Must be why they get along.





Goblin Princess: Much like Orc, Goblin just sort've...showed up. Although Dragon does seem to mind, seeing them as rather annoying pests. Still, they prove useful to woo those knights... seeing as oddly, she seems to have brought friends everytime! And they do love a game of 'Pile on the knight!'





Drider Princess: Often seen as a horrible monster, Drider arrived to fufill her dreams of finding a knight and being rescued!... of course, the only problem is that she is Drider. And she's constantly overcome with urges...




Moth Princess: Ditsy as all hell, she's often seen as... well, she's really... okay. She's a dumbbell. Literally no real smarts. I'm not even sure if she has a brain. But she does seem to occassionally get herself a knight... so maybe she's doing something right. Plus, those powdery wings are somewhat hypnotic...





Plant Princess: Very bossy, Plant is quite the demanding girl. Always wanting to be talked too, mostly about herself, and absolutely demanding to be toted about! Whoever heard of a plant walking?




Faun Princess: With a loving and lustful tone of voice, Faun is very fun loving! Always seeming a little bit tipsy, she constantly is looking for a good time! And surely one glass of wine for yourself isn't that bad, no~? A full feast is always ready as well~...





Mimic Princess: Not much is known about her. Certainly she's perfect though. If not a little wet. And quite odd in size. Someday you swear she's more well curved... usually on days a knight has arrived and vanished somewhere...





Cat Princess: Another cheery lass. She's...uh... well I...hrm. Meow? She's quite simple as well. She loves to be groomed, but due to it being a tad warm in her part of the keep, she gets incredibly moody at times...





Dog Princess: She's rather... odd. Just barking and drooling everywhere... but don't worry! She loves you! She'll always love you! Forever and ever...





Monkey Princess: A bit tomboyish and rough, but rather fun to be around; You should see her juggle! But be aware, she's a master of martial arts. She'll wreck you.




Sphinx Princess: A lover of games, she often makes several jokes and plenty of little puns. However, she quite often has a request of riddles... so if you've got the smarts, you most certainly will have her attention.





Vampire Princess: Quiet and dignified, Vampire is often said to be incredibly good at 'sucking.' And she constantly loves to nibble things...





Witch Princess: She seems almost uninterested in everyone. At least, them personally. The keep is the most amazing place for finding various brewing ingredients and spell-casting items, actually!




Jester Princess: Jester is quite literally insane. Knowing a strange dark magic, many princesses tend to avoid her, save for those who are already 'dead.'





Puppet Princess: An odd soul, giggling and laughing all the while, clattering after folks... quite the curious little thing...it's motives are unknown...





Arcane Princess: A princess seemingly conjured by magic... She seems to serve little purpose other then to deal with tending to the spell cast upon the keep... though she has been seen looking out the window, sighing longingly...




Crystal Princess: Crystal Princess is another odd case. She enjoys rather interesting things... things involving knights 'together...' and due to needing a particular 'energy' to continue on, she is quite content with keeping them about.






Rabbit Princess: She's quite the odd dear..., looking to be a bit tipsy often. But she's honestly sweet!... Her and her dozens of children. And she's seemingly itching for more...






Centaur Princess: A quiet bookworm, she seems to be another odd case of coming to the keep freely. She also seems to eat like a horse too, so perhaps she is just embaressed...





Cow Princess: She's a very loving dear! Seemingly at the keep to stay and snag herself a knight... but why a cow would need a knight is beyond me...certainly a milker or calf would suit her better...





Tricorne Princess: A lover of animals and almost considered a little sister to Kobold. Tricorne seems to be in the keep merely to tend to the livestock. On those 'Not in the mood for princess' days, of course.




Naga Princess: Spoiled and bratty, Naga wants everything her own way. Constantly using her very, very powerful hugs to do so, and quite often annoying the dragons for things she 'deserves.'






Kobold Princess:Very curious, this lass is often quite competitive with the dragons on what Knights are for. However, she still listens to instructions on what to do with them, despite her honest longing of just wanting some warm soul to cuddle at night.





Dragon Princess I: The first of the three dragon sisters, and the youngest. Gluttonous to a fault, this lass loves nothing more then hoarding gold and treats alike, gulping them down by the truckload. Thankfully, her mother has also gifted her with the ability to reform whomever she chooses, so all her delicious little princesses are always on the menu~





Dragon Princess II: The second of the three dragons, and the middle child. Despite her love of gold, this dragon seems to enjoy keeping it around then eating it. She also bears a love of knowledge and lore, and will constantly complain how men fail to realize the importance of events eons before their time.






Dragon Princess III: The last of the three dragons, and the oldest. She's a rather lonely sort, her siblings seemingly garnering more attention growing up. Despite this, she's incredibly loving over folks, snuggling them against herself, never wanting to let them go!... however, she suffers from one small problem. She's absolutely no sense in hygiene... so if you value your nostrils, keep away...









The Game of Princesses!

The dragon grew weary of merely hording her princesses, some all to pleased to stay... others merely wonderful little snacks. But boredom still set in, and so, to amuse herself, she willingly opened her caves to knights. However, not to duel, but merely to gamble. Lurking withing her dungeon is a magical little place... always random, and always changing~ Each room presenting the knight with a new princess... and a new challenge.


The Rules

- No Swords and/or any weapons. This is reinforced by magic. Cheating shall result in instant consumption.

- One princess per knight. Once you decide and succeed in convincing them to follow you, you must remain with her.

- The dragon has chosen 3 maidens as 'Doom's Desires.' Choosing these maidens will result in the Dragon being allowed to eat you. Even if she was successfully wooed.



Dice Game:


For those behind the screen, the game is simple. At the beginning, I'll roll 3 die privately to myself. Whichever are chosen, are the Doom Desires. Then, I shall roll one for the first maiden, and your quest will begin.

Each maiden is a challenge of 6 rolls. You will need to gain a roll higher then their 'Wooing' Mark to succeed the roll. However, if you lose 3 rolls before you win 3, the maiden shall either reject you, or worse, add you to her collection. Along with that, some maidens include very... interesting side effects. These will and can take effect even if you woo them... but if you have done so, what's to say you're not happy with it~?

Escape rolls follow the same principle, and instead of the Woo mark, it is now the 'Escaping' mark.

Human is fairly easy, as anything higher then a 5 Shall easily woo her. However, she is also easy to leave, as her escape mark is 0.

Knight has a mark of 6. However, like Human, her Escape Mark is 0.

Dwarf one and two: Both have a woo mark of 8. Escape however, is 0 for both.

Trap is similar to Human. 5 to woo, and 0 to escape.

Amazon is the most difficult of actual captured princesses. As a woo is 10, whilst her escape is now 5.

Insect has a woo mark of 8. An escape of 5.

Harpy has a woo of 9, and an escape of 9 as well.

Skeleton has a woo of 5, though an escape of 10.

Slime has a woo of 5 as well, though an escape of 5 as well. Poor weak little slime.

Mermaid has a woo of 10, with an escape of 10.

Orc has a woo of 5, though an escape of 12.

Ghost has a woo of 15, but an escape of 10.

Golem has a woo of 0, and an escape of 0... however, if circumstances are met, Golem has a woo of 20, and an escape of 15.

Demon has a woo of 0, but an escape of 15.

Goblin has a woo of 10, and an escape of 8.

Drider has a woo of 15, and an escape of 15.

Mimic has a woo of arf, and an escape of 10.

Kobold has a woo of 14, with an escape of 10.

Dragon has a woo of 17, with an escape of 15.



A refreshing sip of TheVendingMachine

Note, I know the original images and name of 'Towergirls' are not mine. I merely enjoy the premise, and wish to play my own version of it.