"I am A Pirate who will do anything to get what she wants... My goal... To rule the Pirate Kingdom".
Name: May
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Bi (Likes girls more)
Height: 5'4
Weight: 100 pounds
Boob size: Big enough, my clothes make me look flat".
Family:
A little bit about May:
"Where to begin... lets see, well i was born so there's that, then i never knew my mother which sucks, so till school i didn't do much, just read and i learned so many cool things like about Pirates, what a great life i mean, no rules, rob people, help people, party all night and make the best of friends... but my dad wanted me to be a doctor or something that made lots of money but studying was so boring and i got hit for that".
"The beatings started when i turned 5, i never knew why, he was a drunk loser in my books but i had to wear clothing that hid the bruises and lied about running into doors, Teachers and other adults wanted to help me but I couldn't do anything, then everyone just left me, my friends distance themselves from me, Teachers would punish me for my low grades, my dad would do the same, I was all alone..."
"Then one day during Lunch, i was Approached by
Ashley_Lockheart she asked me over for dinner and well i would enjoy it, we had so much fun and i was laughing, even if my life sucked, and she was there for me but when i turned 10 my father did something more horrible, he took my virginity while the beatings continued, my grades dropped and i brought Ashley down with me".
"Same thing over and over, the only time i wasn't raped and beaten was when i went over to Ashleys home for a sleep over, i guessed she had known for a while now but no one would step in till i died, great people right? well it was fine, when I turned 18, i turned to Ashley after school and asked if she wanted to be a Pirate and the day before we left well, lets just say a meat cleaver comes in handy when getting rid of scum from the world, that's right, I killed my father while he was sleeping, i took he's life with my own two hands, but i asked myself, why didn't i ever do it earlier... years of pain could have been stopped".
"Well my past behind me... well except for my BFF Ashley, we set sail to the world of adventure and with such a horrible secret well, lets just say it might get me in trouble".
May's strength: She has great skills in leadership, motivating her crew to join her, so far she has got 7 people to join her crew.
Stealth: She has snuck into a castle to steal gold from a prince and everyone knows how heavily packed they are
Strength: It's been shown she can lift up cannonballs.
Speed: She has been able to outrun many bandits, thieves and Military officers.
Keen eye: She can aim cannons and always land a dead shot 100% of the time.
hand to hand combat: She is not the best of fighters but she can hold her own in a fight.
Mays Weakness:
Cute things: She must have them
Strategy: She can never make a good plan but they somehow always work cause she changes them
Sex: Not that May can't do it but if she even does it with someone who she cares about, she cries, other times she will black out if it's a group or bite her lip till it bleeds for one on one.
May's Bounty: $100 "Awww come on i'm worth more then that".
May's Second Bounty: $1500 "What did i do? oh right, Stole a boat from hunters, killed them all and ruined a stall in the city, and i guess i did get some people mad".
Total Money stolen: 60 thousand gold
Missions: Stolen a Ship and made it hers.
Her Crew:
Captain: Well that's me of course.
Former Co Captain: "Second in command If I'm busy and that is
Ashley_Lockheart My bestie in the whole wide world"
Former Co Captain:
Pirate_Lass_Toto
Navigator: "Someone who can read a map is what a good Pirate crew needs"
Doctor/Nurse: "To help with all them Owchies we will get"
Chef: "Need a cook right?"
Sniper:
Thief:
Magician: "Magic is really cool".
Ship Driver:
Mechanic:
Maid:
Spy:
Fighter:
Others:
"The Captain nose deep in her studies"
"Ahhhh nothing better then relaxing on the high seas".
the captain lost in thought while looking over the sea.
"You want a shot grabbing this booty don't ya?"
"Time to pick up the anchor... someone get me a chain".
"Ready to get some information"
However she'll feel bad how she got it.
But sooner or later, she'll be smiling again
"Hey that wasn't beer".
Day 1: "Today was the day that history was made, Me and my bestie Ashley reached shore and together we went up to a local tavern, and with one of my brilliant speeches straight from my heart, we got the attention of two girls, one being a Anthro Renamon named Tiny and a rare Winged Poochyena Named Sarah, honestly i had no idea what they were at the time but Sarah was cute so i asked Ashley if she could join so that was member number one into our crew then the cold ninja Tiny joined us to so there was 4 and we had a mission already, beat the hunters up who killed Sarah's race and harvested their wings".
"But we did abit more then that, these bastards harvested mine and Ashley's most prized possession, our Raft we built to become pirates in the first place so new goal, we take their ship and it was going well till our Co caption fell and banged her head meaning Tiny had to rush to save her and i had to send Tiny to help, but not to fair this bad ass captain risked her life and kept them away from the boat and that would be enough for the super stealthy Tiny to take them all out while we were in the markets, then well before we knew it, our new ship was being attacked".
"I managed to get back on he deck and headed down to fight back, Boom Boom Boom and down goes the enemies, not a missed shot and i sank them bastards to the bottom of the sea but before we got to celebrate, Tiny had discovered something disturbing, these Hunters had a crate full of Metal wings that was of Sarah and they had a crate of gold that they already spent, if anything these hunters had millions however, we all agreed we will only spend this gold on pirate supplies and not on our selves".
"But after we picked out our rooms we had a new goal and that was to find the legendary flying Ship that can soar the skies and sail the seas but first we would pick a name for our crew and after a bit of discussion... We went with the SexZee Pirates and with that we were off to bed to rest for a new day and more adventure".
Day 2
Part 1:
"Well Day two started with some knocking on the ship and well... I met a girl by the name of Lily and she needed a job, The SexZee pirates needed a Mechanic and well... she fixed the ship up, gave it a engine, harder deck so people won't fall through and a shower so welcome to the crew Lily_Neko".
Part 2
"While walking around land I met
Capn_Lindsey of the Lesbian Pirate crew, we had abit of a argument of who was better and who would be captain, next thing i knew i was eating her WHOLE, i mean how was that even possible, maybe just the fact i haven't eaten for three days since no one on the ship can cook, and i starved 2 days getting out of home with Ashley, either way she was in my belly, calling me the REAL captain".
"And she wanted out but with the threat of Digestion, i managed to get a neat 10'000 gold from her and her crew and well... i let her out of course, my figure would be ruined if i didn't but now The SexZee Pirates have some New Allies".
Part 3:
"While on land, i was off to buy some things with that 10 thousand gold i got and i came across a cutie named Riven and when she said she wanted to be the best warrior ever, i couldn't resist, i asked her to join my crew, while she was training, she could be a sweet little maid and help cook or whatever, but when i showed her the ship and her room, i showed her the cannons down stairs and well... i let her shoot and down comes a clock tower so we high tailed it out of there with no supplies".
Part 4:
"While setting out for new land, i decided that i should do what most pirates somehow fail to do and that is kidnap a prince, landing on the shores of Etria, i snuck up to the castle to see the
Prince_of_Etria however he might have looked cute but he was a total freak, wanting to vore me with he's dick and ass, i should have just shot him but we did make a deal that he could put he's royal lance in my booty hole and leave he's baby batter in there but he waned me to be more slutty and started lowering my money so when he brought up the subject of impregnating me, even as a threat, i put my foot to he's balls and took he's crown o he's throat to threaten him, and well if i let him go, he was gonna try to stab me, lucky, he thougth it was hot for a naked Pirate captain to keep her hat on, but, even with a hat, i have a knife so i kinda threatened him and put my price up and up and up and boom, it got 50 thousand gold and i got my clothes on so fast i couldn't care how much my ass was hurting, i had to tell my crew about the gold i got for the SexZee Pirates".
Part 5:
"After landing in the morning, i was suddenly attacked by a group of Pirates but seeing that hand reach out for me, my mind went blank, i remembered my father doing it and i just shut down but soon enough i snapped out of it and i was surrounded in bodies on the ground and a Anthro Zorua with a sniper rifle by the name of Shadow, waking me up and saying she killed them all, I couldn't let such a rare talent go to waste so i instantly asked her to be a crew member, those with dark past are best to join up with me, heck, i might have the darkest out there but when looking at the sunset, we were attacked by a navy ship, so my guess it was reports that when i robbed the prince or Pirates were on land, something like that either way i got down to the cannons and let loose a barrage the sunk them bastards like the ones i did yesterday and then got out of there before any more came, I guess we took abit of damage but we still won right".
Day 3:
"Okay this is a strange log for me but we arrived on a Island and we had to hunt down a bunny who had alot of maps, she seemed to know Ashley and at one point robbed her and left her while her lazy blonde butt was sleeping away like normal, anyways now with the great May, the stealthy Tiny and the Adorable Sarah on her side, there was no way we were gonna fail this super secret mission and getting the maps back on our side but with Ashley trying to lead the Operation, Tiny went missing into the darkness, Ashley went into the city first and got lost, and well Sarah and Myself, we found the girl and we went with Tactic, cute pet and worried owner".
All went to plan, we got close enough and I talked, putting my moves on her, i had her spilling the dirt, faster then she was spilling her juices but if Ashley would stop making just tiny little mistakes, she wouldn't have slept right in the light when i was giving her hand signs, so i had to show a slight darker side to me and well, i hand cuffed the bunny and carried her back to the ship after waking up the Co - Captain".
"On the ship, we threw little bunny girl down into the holding area and tied her up, Ashley couldn't deal with her so I had to, i remembered that if you want something torture is the only way and well, i just felt dark, cold, evil... I went and got a meat Cleaver and took off a chunk of flesh from this girls arm and i poured rum into the flesh wound, she was screaming and i was secretly enjoying but i went a step over that, i lit the rum on fire and threatened to cook her alive if she didn't tell me the location of the maps but she would break and revealed the location, heck, she even ran to go get it and came back in a hour and fled for her worthless life and now, we have the Maps to the legendary ships and even images of them, another successful mission"
Day 4:
"Trying to draw a new ship flag, i couldn't get past a skull and crossbones however before I could finish, a strange silver haired woman appeared and well Me and Ashley would slowly approach her while Tiny was showing her dominating and Protective side, we later found her in the cargo hold, knitting or something like that, anyways we took her up to the deck and we found out that her name was
Ultiremia, a magic girl who had a messed up teleport accident and had no magic to get back, Ashley was one to jump the opportunity and asked her to join us but it was more the reason she was sexy and had big boobs, i thought of the tactical sides and she could place a barrier around our snipers which would come in handy since Shadow was shot 2 days ago in a ship mugging".
Day 5:
"It seems that Tiny, Ulti, Ashley and Myself were talking about our next movement and talking about the ships and which ones we wanted I of course want something, big and powerful and scary, Ashley wanted a flying mansion made of gold and thinks people would be scared of us, the argument was, I wasn't being sexy in my choice and she wasn't being smart in her choice i mean, a gold ship that flies, everyone would come after us, but i guess it wouldn't be a bad place to stay while finding the other legendary Ships but soon Sarah would wake up and went straight back to drinking and well she ended up hitting a Invisible thief by the name of
Roxina and well Ashley wanted her on the team cause she was Sexy... again, jeeze, she was a slut in high school and a slut now but she wasn't wrong, we did need a thief and well, it looks like we have one so that puts our member count up to 9 but when i told i was getting supplies, i was ditched ugh, great pirates"
Day 6:
"Well after 15 hours of work, We finally got everything we need and now we can set sail to wherever we need with a month worth of supplies i had to shop for, it was okay since we spent you know the hunters money that was in the ship we stole from so it was fair but I did learn that Sarah can bend light to her will and go invisible cause of them wings".
Day 7: "landing on a Island, Myself and Sarah decided to find a legendary Pirate, a Former Pirate Captain named Toto, she was rough around the edges, calling Sarah a mutt but she seemed to like me and she joined my crew in hopes for Love and Adventure and use her Sword to once again become the Legend she used to be".
Day 8: "Out at Sea, some of the Crew was Awake, Ashley, Sarah, Toto and Myself, Sarah is Pregnant, She's still at war with Toto, Ashley was flirting with her*Cough* Slut *Cough* Anyways before we could share a drink, Sarah's odd little transformation got attention from hunters so we went on the attack, Toto driving, me on cannons, we basically disarmed the Ship from sinking us, it started with Ashley and Myself jumping on the Ship to kill their men but, Ashley didn't know how to use a sword but she made a sexy Distraction, to sexy to the point i got a sword through the Shoulder and had to tag in Toto who was fighting with Sarah but she cleaned up and we got to loot some neat stuff".
Day 9: "This is the Darkest Day in the history of the SexZee Pirates... It's gonna be hard to write this down but I'm gonna try, not one important detail shall be left out of the SexZee Pirates Log book to greatness *Sigh* "It started with 3 of us being awake, Ashley, Toto and Myself, and the lovely blonde haired Co captain learnt that not far from us was the golden Ship she had dreamed of calling her own and Toto sided with her, 3 vs a whole ship, this was danger that i didn't even want, normally yes but with a patched up Shoulder from yesterday, i tried to get Ashley to change her mind but she was already swimming off to the Ship before we got off our boat and climbed up onto theirs, and with Toto becoming a Distraction and Ashley having no idea how to Pilot a Ship that can fly, she kinda gave it away we were attacking so i had to grab on and climb on board, fucked arm and all."
"The battle was up in the air Now, but things just got from bad to worse, My wound was opening, Toto had been slashed and was bleeding on the floor, her belly was cut but luckily it wasn't a deep wound and Ashley would be running around, scaring people with her sword, and I had to watch as my Best friend was cornered against a wall and stabbed in the belly, her life would be fading away but as a true pirate, she would stab the captain of the golden ship in the back when he focused on me and I made him pay for hurting my Ashley, i made sure no one would recognize him after i stabbed him in the face over 10 times, but no much i stabbed, Ashley was gone as much as i hated to admit it, her sacrifice gave us control of the ship, at the very end, she became a true Pirate".
"It will be a dark time for the SexZee Pirates but I Promise that one day, we will bring Ashley back from the dead, I don't care if i have to scout the damn globe, skies and Seas or even land, and if i have to get a Space Ship made I will, I will take this crew to hell and back to bring our Co-Captain from the dead for the Sacrifice she made and in her honor, the golden Ship will be renamed to the Golden Ashley, may she rest in Peace... till we bring her back".
"The Golden Ashley"
"Sorry Ashley, i thought i could continue to run the crew through the skies but the pain of losing you hurts to much and i don't wanna be the fault of any other death's so I'm gonna give the crew over to Sarah and leave, she's the captain and not me, and well I'm Sure Toto is gonna leave, the rest i can't really say, I'm no longer the captain of the SexZee Pirates bit I will be keeping thee Golden Ashley after all, it was your dream and we fought for it".
Day 11: "Guess who's back Diary, that's right it's your one and only captain of pure sextacularness, I know, it's been 6 months since I've written in you, ever since i broke the Sexzee Pirates up after i lost Ashley but thanks to a talk with the NEW Co-Captain who is also my ship driver Toto, I'm back and looking for a new crew, one who is more Stronger, faster, Sexier then before, best be careful
Razorwing_Pirates I'll be seeing you on My Seas"
Day Who Knows what: "Ahhh seems getting a new crew is a pain, not to mention a gun in the night and by morning I found Toto Missing with her gun and no bullets, ahhh how depressing, i'm just a sucky ass captain, you know what, I'm just gonna back to school, yeah school, that sounds like a neat idea, a school where no one knows I'm a pirate, I can start fresh and put all of this adventering behind me... I hope"
