soberGnostalgic

Please read the preferences before whispering! Or else!

Hey so Nepeta (the qt she is) got me to join this chat, but someone pretending to be me stole my Pesterchum handle as a username!!! DAMMIT YOU FAKERS. Oh well. Ain't gonna be tipsy anymore anyways, had enough bad experiences with alcohol, thank you very much. :D
ANYWAYS with my awesome hacking skills I expect this profile to be REALLY FREAKING COOL one day... if i ever use this place enough to work on it. Except it's not really hacking if it's just writing HTML, I'd probably get in trouble for hacking for real. :P

SO for those that don't know me, Jade (Hunter, not Harley) has provided me with some basic information to put here, so here it is:
Name: Roxy Lalonde
Sex: Female (As cool as it would be to have a dick like Jade (Harley) once in a while, I don't. Usually.)
Age: 21 19 ["Roxy, put your real age on here." "But I'll get in trouble for admitting to drinking before I'm 21!" "I highly doubt it." "Fiiiiine."]
Species: Human (I mean, I can play myself as a catgirl, that won't be the default.)

Uhm... what else to put here...
fuck it gonna copy and edit my profile from Homestuck. And YES I know it exists. It didn't on my Earth, but like 5000 years ago on this world's Earth there was a comic with me and my friends in it.

My name is ROXY.
God DAMN do I love WIZARDS. I wished and hope they are REAL, and that so too is their MAJYYKS AND STUFF. Now I know THEY ARE, at least here on GAIA.
I once enjoyed writing FANPROSE FOR SAID MAGICAL MEN, but I think maybe it's NOT SO GREAT.
I am however QUITE GREAT at the esoteric sciences, such as ECTOBIOLOGY, DARK FENESTROLOGY, and the delicate art of APPEARIFICATION.
I once tended to accrue dead preserved SPECIMENS from your experiments, little to none of which WEREN'T FELINE.
I am not one to shy from A BIT OF GAMING, particularly the sort WELL PAST ITS PRIME; I have a real soft spot for OLD SCHOOL TECHNOLOGY.
It is fair to say most of my leanings are governed by a BENT FOR NOSTALGIA. (haha thats where the Gnostalgic thing came from. The G was a typo that I never bothered to fix, but it made it conform to the GCAT format tmy friends (and the trolls') did, intentional or otherwise.)
My coding cred is totes ridic, basically making me the HOTTEST SHIT HAXXOR BITCH YOU EVER KNEW, as deadly to the grid as I am beautiful. (thank you weird guy that wrote homestuck like 5000 years ago)
I was known to nonseldomly employ a ROGUISH DEMEANOR toward the FELLAS, a habit not especially jeopardized by my formerly noninfrequent INEBRIATION.
Which is to say, against the better judgment of one my age at the time, I liked to DIP INTO THE SAUCE now and then.
Unless my MOM was looking, which happens to be literally NEVER. Because as I think I knew at the time, and readers would eventually know, she was LONG DEAD.
But I had and still have good friends and many distractions to fill that VOID in my life.

Wait did this foreshadow what my god tier is??? ROGUEish demeanor, VOID in my life... holy shit.
ANYWAYS I think that should be everything. SO YEAH. If you want feel free to message me. But only after reading one of the most important things on a lewd/kink-driven roleplay site... THE PREFERENCES!!!

(( One of Jades_Alts and part of the Rebirthstuck setting. ))
 
Roleplay Preferences (Click here for explanation)

As PredAs Prey

Being PredBeing Prey Always/Love
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Never/Dislike okay first things first im a switch but i dont really like vore all that much. However I do have a general preference towards being dominant and a predator, which is greatly increased with guys. I don't like guys taking control of sexual situations, sorry. :(
Soft Vore Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Like I said, not into vore that much, but when I do do that kind of stuff...
It's the only way! *laughs maniacally*
lol if anyone gets that reference you get an imaginary gold star
Digestion Always/Love
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Never/Dislike I prefer this in feederism, but if the prey comes back, it's fine in vore too.
Reforming Always/Love
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Never/Dislike MANDATORY with vorish digestion. I don't expect burgers and stuff to come back. Would be cool, though.
Endo Always/Love
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Never/Dislike
Oral Vore Always/Love
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Never/Dislike I mean, it's better than getting stuffed down a dick, but not as hot as other things.
Unbirthing Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Insertion is pretty hot...
Cock Vore Always/Love
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Never/Dislike I mean, if I had one, sure.
Anal Vore Always/Love
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Never/Dislike See Unbirthing.
Rough Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Mildly rough, sure.
Gentle Always/Love
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Never/Dislike EEEEE, yes!
Sex Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Girls and herms only...
I might make the occasional exception for guys if they're cute enough though... they have to be the bottom and sub though!
Magic Always/Love
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Never/Dislike i fucken love wixards
Willing Always/Love
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Never/Dislike it's the only way! *laughs maniacally*
Micro/Macro Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Ideal for insertion. Tinies make the best toys!
That's not the only thing I can do with them though. *wonk*
Same Size Always/Love
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Never/Dislike This is good too!
Male Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike (( Maybe. Sub/bottom/prey only, and even then, I'm gonna be real picky. D:
Yes, I know, canonically, she had a thing for Jake (every Alpha kid did), but player preferences trump character preferences. However, if you play that English fella, and play him right, I might just make an exception... even I have to admit he's a charmer. This doesn't mean you get to be on top, though. ))
Female Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike fuck yes bring on them lovely ladies!!!
Herm Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike blame Jade (both of them) for this. :P
(( My preference here depends on if your character looks like a man or woman. Man, 10%. Woman, 100%. ))
Human Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Yes. :)
(( Gonna be a tad more picky with these. Canon Homestuck 'kids' get an automatic pass, however. ))
Demi Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Jade (Harley) is such a cutie. <3 I just want to pet her and let her feed me a bone... wait that came out wrong FORGET I SAID THAT
Fur Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Cats shoot up to 110% here. :D
Scaly Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Push the panic button on a dragon!
Feathered Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike I'm a bird, motherf- I'm a bird!
(( Gryphons get a bit of a bonus here. ))
Underage Character Always/Love
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Never/Dislike (( 16 is the lowest I'll go for anything sexual or vorish. And even with 16-17 year olds, the other character(s) have to be close to that age, so from 16-19 or so. ))
Verbose Posts Always/Love
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Never/Dislike (( Depends on many factors. Have a bit of detail and try to match me and you're golden. ))
Quick Posts Always/Love
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Breaking 4th Wall Always/Love
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Never/Dislike (( If the profile is any indication, this version of Roxy exists in a reality in which Homestuck (the comic) exists, though this is not her reality, so to speak. Your character may even recognize her, or mistake her for a cosplayer. ))
Petplay Always/Love
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Never/Dislike
Clean Full Tour Always/Love
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Never/Dislike
Lactation Always/Love
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Never/Dislike One of the few ways to make tits better. <3
Unless they're already lactating then uhh???
Cuddling and such Always/Love
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Never/Dislike HELL YES. HELL. FUCKING. YES.
Marshmallow Hell/Heaven Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ["Janeyyy, can I use your tits as a pillow please?" "Uhm, okay, I guess." *Very soon, Roxy's face is resting between those tiddies*]
Groping and Fondling Always/Love
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Footplay/Pawplay Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Furs just have the cutest fucking feet <3
Get Eaten games Always/Love
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Never/Dislike This makes my ladyboner do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle. In a good way.
Genital Style Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Knots and fortune cookies. <3 (Again blame both Jades for this.)
IC Approaches from Strangers Always/Love
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Never/Dislike uhm this... sounds weird... but kinda cool at the same time???
i mean if theyre intelligent and i can talk to them sure
Cum Inflation Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Mmmmmph fuck yes. <3
Chubby girls Always/Love
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Never/Dislike YES
Teasing Always/Love
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Permadeath Always/Love
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Never/Dislike D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trolls Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Nepeta gets 10000% here. <3
Selfcest Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Damn, I'm lookin' good! Mind if I... take off my skirt?
(( Another gold star if you can name what game this is from, or a platinum star if you can name what parody of a different game I know the first line and the line I edited for the second is. ))
Nonsexual Roleplay Always/Love
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Never/Dislike No sexy stuff? No problem!