SlightofHand

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(ANDRE IS DEAD, HE IS A PERMANENT PART OF White_Mage_Leaf's ASS NOW, SMACK HIM SOMETIME, HE DESERVES IT.)

( Yes I know I spelled "sleight" wrong, but "slight" works too because it can always imply that he has thin, nimble hands. ^.^ )

In an urban environment one learns to use every available asset at their disposal. This is no less true about Andre, his thin but heavily muscled frame concealed beneath a shaggy brown coat. That tail, which he loves so much, fluffy to the eye but solid to the touch, is often used to shift his momentum when rounding a corner, but more often for shifting an unwitting marks attention while he slips a furred hand into their pocket to retrieve a wallet.
One essential adaptation to an urban environment is clothing, and much more important than one may believe. Too clean and you are labeled a yuppie, which would probably earn you a visit from this veteran thief.
Dirty clothes and you are either homeless or working class; the first would provide him with a wide berth and wouldn’t allow him to get close to his targets. So he tries to stay right in the middle with slightly worn pants, an old CartHartt black jacket with a couple splatters of paint for character, old worn steel toe boots and to top it off, a Chevy racing hat that looks to have been through more than its share of years.
What many may mistake to be a belt might actually be his tail, wrapped snuggly around his waist to keep it out of the way on busy sidewalks. The best way to tell the difference is to watch it for a second or two to see if it twitches towards a heavily jeweled citizen.
Maybe the most recognizable feature on this lemur, well, besides the fact he has shaggy brown hair covering his entire body with two black ears which keep his hat partially propped up, would be his eyes.
Those vivid green eyes are ablaze with mischief and the smirk he all but hides is only another hint to his true character.
No matter the gender, nor creed, this Lemur will perform on you a mischievous deed, so keep an eye on your wallet, and your rings out of his pocket.

Physical Description: This shy, yet mischievous Lemur is as close to six feet as he’ll ever get, topping out at five feet eight inches despite the fact he would argue passionately that his ears count in height, and if you were to give him that, he would demand that his tail be counted too.
The playful glint in his eyes and smirk on his lips should be enough to warn anyone near that this furred creature is more than a handful, and this is why he wears the hat, finding it near impossible to rid his expression of mischief for more than a few minutes.
Despite his hard life and lack of grooming resources his shaggy brown fur always seems immaculate, and his scent is no more offending than a bouquet of flowers. How would any self respecting pick-pocket let himself smell like a trash heap? Not even the most naïve of marks would let him near


Vore Preferences: Anything and everything, just ask, and dun be shy, that's my job. >.>
( Alt of Wolven_Lust, just so ya know. )