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Alts are:
Bunolagus - Demonic Bunny Lord Chef
Camcam - Exalted Human Butler Girl
Foxhug - Hippy Vixen
Gwenda - Superheroine Reverse Trap
Hailey_Wesley - Hermaprodic Vorno Director
Half_Baked_Cat - A cat made of bread
Maryluka - Wizard of Transformation
Merman_Sebastion - Merman Guard
Lacuna - Imagine Link from Legend of Zelda and Chell from Portal had a kid that had an innate ability to create portals and gender bend.
Lagus_Pure - Bunolagus after being turned into a mortal and mostly human
ScottyBoy - Cross-dressing Prostitute
Shroom - Feminine, Crystalline Humanoid
Thead_Mirg - The First Liche and God/Saint of getting kicked out of pantheons
TheSingingStorm - Female Monk
Vindicare_Quint - Assassin, sniper, and caring lover?

Image thanks to Mr. Iddeh

Rants:
Rant 1 - Cuntboys
Cuntboys are not hermaphrodites. They are masculine, flat chested women. I don't mind you using the herm tag to identify that you are masculine, but only have female parts, but don't say you actually are a herm. Same thing for femboys. They are fully male, so don't in your profile call them herm. Feel free to use the herm id tag to attract attention, but don't call yourself a herm unless you actually have both sets of parts, can change gender, or are a shemale. Shemales with large enough breasts I'll accept as herms, but only because of the mammaries and female curves. They aren't herms, but I'll accept this double standard for now.

Rant 2 - Realistic Sizing
Something I have noticed with profiles lately is how unrealistic the sizing is of the characters. All genders. The average person is around 5' 10" for males and 5'4" for females. Not six foot something like I have been seeing. Now, I am actually six foot in real life, but I am a tall, skinny guy. And only slightly above average at that. As for the dicks, can we please go to a more realistic scale? At least for the humans. Average dick size is 3.5 inches to 4 inches flaccid and between 5.5 and 6.5 inches when harden. The vagina can only take about 8 inches max on average, so a lot more than that is a waste. Especially since the nerves are mostly in the first few inches. As for the women breast sizes, well there seems to be some mixup between what the image shows and what would be the actual size, but I don't know enough to actually rant on that. I'll just say this though, big breasts are very nice to look at, until they get to a certain size where it looks ridiculous. Medium breasts, from B up to D cup, are nice handfuls that aren't too big where your girlfriend will be constantly ogled. A cup and smaller are flat, but are good for those that like natural breasts because no woman would choose to go down that low, but may be happy at that size. I personally would rather have a girlfriend with a naturally small bust and one that had implants, but that is just me.
For those interested in what is an average healthy weight by size and body type I found this webpage: http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm

Rant 3- Death
As a forewarning, this rant is the player's personal feelings about death. The player is willing to RP with death, and probably should to get over a few of these feelings.
I am afraid of death. I don't want to die. Some people would find the idea of immortality appalling, believing that a person should not live forever. My fear of death puts me in the other category. I would do just about anything in order to not die, ever. Sell my soul? Sure. Become a vampire? I'll try not to just view mortals as a source of blood. Become a walking skeleton unable to enjoy any of the physical pleasures? I might not be able to have sex again, but at least I could enjoy myself. I honestly don't care what sort of afterlife might await me, I don't want to die. Even if it means watching everyone I care for die, I will just have to endure and do my best to live a happy existence, even if those moments of happiness are far apart. I'd give up all my material possessions to become immortal and live as a wanderer to live eternally. The down sides of each type of immortality might be great, but I'd accept the cost to be able to live forever.
For those wondering the source of my fear of death, it only started in 2010. My Granny was sick and dying. I visited her once in the hospital and seeing her yellow, sickly skin, the way it just barely hung onto her. The sight scared me. Scarred me. Shocked me. It was my first time facing death in the face... I stared into the abyss that is death and I was paralyzed with fear. Death used to be a topic I was fascinated with. I still am to an extent, but now it isn't out of a morbid curiosity, but in a terror that intrigues me. Fear of dying is what has kept me from committing suicide. I have had dark thoughts of cutting myself, poisoning myself, driving my car off a bridge, but my fear of dying prevents me from following through. My fear of death I thank for it has kept me from ending myself.