CUNTBOY
PREDITORY
The_Artist MADE THIS MESS.
Also yea... Ivans got a bit of a... well, THING for make up >.> call it a guilty pleasure.
Age:23
Height: 5'8"
Nationality: Russian- Tselinoyrsk
Personality: Masculine
Sexuality: Neutral Bisexual
Hair: Blond & black, scene cut
Eyes: Blue blue bluuue
Accent: not so heavy.
Quote:
"I may have a pussy, but it doesnt make me one- asshole."
Talents:
Games (specifically cards)
Music- plays guitar in his band 'Da, Shagohod!'
Personality Traits: Cocky, loner, self-concious, fowl-mouthed, drunk, over-compensatingly masculine, secretly feminine
Clothing style: something between punk, grunge, and victorian goth at times. Heh- he COULD wear a corset, but that would be entirely way too feminine, that and that's another guy's schitc he hears tell. wouldn't wanna piss them off probably.
Mutations:
Elasticity
Cammo Skin (very limited)
Fast metabolism
Heavy metal and radiation metabolization
Alpha-emitter venom in fangs
DA, SHAGOHOD! Band Members
Shershnyeĭ (Kristove Gagarin) - Drums, best friend and confidaunt
Voyevoda (Ilsa Raikov)- Bass, rotten ex-girlfriend, ac!d fiend.
Snaĭper (Yuri Orangov)- Rythm Guitar, Old fart, resident coot, booze supply.
Zmyeya (Ivan Volgin)- Lead Guitar, freak who eats groupies.
Ogonʹ (Olav Berzerker)- Vocals, yea thats seriously his last fucking name, chainsmoking-lung about to pop. theres a pool in the band for when it happens.
Ivan typically goes by his middle name Zmyeya on account of his odd genetic screw up. apparently your parents screwing on an open nuclear bomb sometimes results in a gamete mutation in which you DONT grow a third arm coming out of your stomach. in the case of Ivan, he was born with unholy elasticity and a keen way of metabolizing radiation. Oh right, it also dicked up his reproduction system. YEP cuntboy as a result of horny russian nuclear physicists. Lucky ivan! :D in any case this whole ordeal was a good bit of shame for his parents, raising Ivan much the same as any other cuntboy you run across these days. Though rejecting much of the trap syndrome that plagues others of his gender upbringing, cute little Ivan became much the tomboy and flitted about ditching his dresses for shorts and boots when he got to school.
It wasn't until he stared swallowing things for fun did he get the surname 'Zmyeya' or in english, 'snake'. it really was an odd habit, but damn did it feel good! the creak of his skin, the groan of his bones- the whole feeling of true fullness from the perfect pressure. despite gorging himself at meals, that massively borked genetic structure made sure that he kept nice and trim (though some spare fat did sink to his hips and butt to smooth them out nicely)
Though I am aware that this in no way explains his odd habit of eating PEOPLE, it at least gives a proper beginning to things.
So right, I suppose it all started back when Zmyeya was still in grade school- you can imagine just how hard things are for regular odd balls, but damn, to have people find out you have a female bit of plumbing between your legs while trying to be masculine? Well thats just asking to be exiled by everyone in the general area other than pervs and freaks into that sort of thing.
Despite the way I make it sound as if our boy Zmy is, he really wasnt. he's in a fairly localy popular band, he was on his school wrestling team and was a top performer in that. He's just a melodramatic loner wanna-be prick to enhance his whole self made image as a 'rocker'. Yes he can come off as a douche a lot of times, but when you get past his masks he's a fairly ok-ish guy WHO WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP TALKING ABOUT SHIT.
but thats beside the point. back to what I was talking about...
It just so happened that there was a day that poor Zmyeya wasn't able to duck out his gym class for a shower. well, when he went to take his shower- some jock asshole decided to wait to see if the rumors were true about zmyeya- how that he cross dressed n shit. One has to realized that this guy was prolly a freak in his own right for wanting to see but aside from that, one flash of the bits to the guy as poor Ivan walked out was enough to get him to gasp in his hiding place. now while Ivan was never the biggest sort of guy, he was fairly good at take downs. pouncing the jock, named demetri for the sake of arguement, Zmyeya would easilly get the guy to the ground, knee in his crotch and thumb crushing his throat. now see, that was the *normal* thing about this potential clusterfuck, no what was odd was that he was fangs deep in the jock's belly, tensing as his body pumped out a highly toxic radioactively charged substance into the boy's body. this crap emitted alpha-type radiation, which on its own is fairly harmless on account of its inability to penetrate skin, but if it makes its way into soft tissues, it wrecks serious havoc. As Demetri eventually succumbed to massive shock and radiation poisoning, Zmyeya began to panic. Of course with panic comes instinct- and dollars to rubles I can bet you we all see where its going. long story short there was a struggling lump in Ivan's belly for the rest of the day that he had to sneak out the school with. thankfully he also found out he had some sort of weird skin pigmentation altering ability. Jeeze just was a day of firsts for Ivan huh?
So yea, No one ever heard from Demetri ever again, and Ivan stayed home for several days and hid out in his room till the other boy was just a little temporary pudge on his frame. On the bright side- Zmyeya had NEVER been that fucked up in the head aroused ever in his life.
After a bit of research he came over the term phagophillia and by proxy vore. yep- he got into the whole act in partial secrecy. Police always seemed to come to him when people ended up missing in town, but the young punk would always tell them to take a hike and he knew nothing about it. It really helps when you can cite being made a scapegoat for being different for getting out of tight situations.
Another funny thing would be that unlike most radiation babies, this cuntboy CAN indeed reproduce. In actuality he's already had his close calls and even (thanks to his no account first boyfriend) got knocked up and had to have an abortion. of course his parents HATE this considering he has the entire sex drive of any other normal male.
Oh well mom and dad, Ivan is the rebellious sort like that.
On further note with that, Ivans a musician in opposition to his parents whole scientific careers. a big fan of bands like Violent Soho, Selfish Cunt, deaf pedestrians, astroninja!, and Vultures, Ivan seems to be a monster of the mid 90's rock and grunge scenes. He owns a heavily custom homebrew electric guitar that he's seen with quite a bit, made from all manor of cobbled together scrap bits. Of which he's affectionately named 'Frankenwhore'.
Inventory:
need to do this still