Zev

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Host: Welcome to tonight's show ladies and gentlemen. Tonight's guest here on the Tonight Show is the famous adult actor Zev Ssilssstrezz, welcome him out! *The host rises from his seat and waves in the guest onto the stage*

*applauds as the big snake walks onto the stage and takes his seat.*

Host: Good to have you here. *he says and reaches to take his hand as he approaches*

Zev: Thank you. *the snake says and accepts the hand while sitting down, smiling*

Host: So, tell us a little about yourself. *He says as he sits back in his chair, hands relaxed at his sides*

Zel: Oh, it'ss alwayss sso hard to know where to sstart... *He chuckles, lingering on the "S"es as he speak. Stroking his chin slightly*

Host: Well, why don't you start with what brought you into the adult movie industry to begin with, especially in such a... specialized field? *The host pauses towards the end, as if asking himself if that was a apply named term to use*

Zev: Before I wass in moviess, I ussed to work asss a underwear model. One day, the photographer ssugessts that we take a few sshotss without the merchandisse. I agreed, I've never been asshamed to sshow of what I have, it wassn't a full body sshoot though. A few dayss later, I get a call from a director at my firsst sstudio, sshe assked if I'd like to have a trail sshoot for a movie, they needed a exsstra. I go down there and they assk me if I'm there for the trail sshoot three timess. They weren't counting in on me being as large as I am. *he takes a quick sip from the complimentary glass of water* But the sshoot takess place, afterwardss, the director tellss me that they won't hire me for the movie. I wassn't let down by that. But then sshe tellss me that they'll hire me asss the lead sstar in their nexst movie.

Host: That's quite a story, but it doesn't explain how you got into the Vorephile movies. *the host say with a smile*

Zev: I'm getting to that. The movie wass an interessting one to begin with, even when I read the sscript I wass intrigued. You might have heard the tittle "The Twink Eater Beast"

Host: Yes, I have heard of it, we might even have a clip of it. *Turning he looks up at a large screen being lowered down along the wall behind him. The scene taking place being of Zev and two young-looking male foxes. Both them on their hands and knees, asses in the air and Zev behind one of them.*

Zev: Ahaa yess, the Twinss. I sstill meet them ssometimess, we had sso much fun doing that sscene. They were sscared of me at firsst. Would you imagine? *the large snake says and laughs*

Host: No, not at all. *The host says with a slight chuckle and looks down over the large reptile*

Zev: Anyhow, in the lasst sscene of the movie. I am ssupossed to eat thiss cute little raccoon off sstage. But the sstage directionss were vague, half of them even missing. Sso when the finale comess, I devour him head firsst. At firsst the director doessn't know what to do, but asss the camera man iss abut to put down the camera and sstop me. Sshe sscreamss at him to keep filming, giving me a meaning look. It wassn't untill later that I wass told I wassn't supossed to actually eat him. The poor boy, he wass sso scared insside of me. *laughing softly, he leans abck into the chair* I did let him out though.

Host: I see, sadly we're not allowed to show explicit vore in the show, otherwise we would have a clip of that as well. *The screen rises up behind him again*

Zev: People tend to be ssenssetive about it, I mean, it iss another living and ssentient creature that iss on the menu. You wouldn't belie how many motherss, girlfriendss, and other related people that have approached me and begged me not to eat their preciouss loved oness that is sshooting with me. Of coursse I've done what I can to keep them clam.

Host: Trust me, I have no trouble imagine that. I would be terrified if you were dating my daughter for example. *The host chuckles* But tell me, how did you get your stage name?

Zev: You mean "The Beasst"? Firsst of all, look at me, I look rather feral, don't you think? *The host gives a little nod* And the firsst movie I sstared in pretty much sstamped me that name. I alsso have to confess that I tend to get a little bit rough when I get too much into the ssexual heat ssometimess. *Zev says with a smile, a auidable rumble leaving his stomach*

Host: I see, now to our final question. *he clears his throat, Zev leaning a little forward as his eyes begin to shine a little* Have you ever eaten anyone, I mean truly eaten them.

Zev: Of course not! *Zev lied, smiling as he looked deeply into the host's eyes* But asss the questionss are over, I need to go to the food cart backsstage. If you don't dissagree?

Host: Uhmmm... *he seemed a bit lost for a moment, shaking his head and taking a sip form his glass* Of course not, I'll just introduce our next guest and we'll be on our way.

Zev: I'll meet you backsstage after the sshow. *The large reptile said, smiling as he rose upp and walked off the stage. Bowing deeply at the cheering crowd*

((More to come at a later time))