Zallipus

*Profile under construction. Mind the falling tetris pieces!*
Main persona of Zall_Inc

o________o Holy crudmuffins on pogosticks with a side of cheese! Someone actually wants to read information about me?! Err....hold on a sec. I didn't expect anyone to actually click here. *insert sounds of paper russling* Right, here we are:

There once was a man who did the thing with the guy that got the thing that was on the thing that was guarded by agitated Koalas armed with shark guns that shot the lazers and was used in that war against the disco flamingos who danced for everlasting peace....

....err......I, however, am NOT that man. Not sure where I was going with that. Bah, fine. You really want to know about me? Here:


Yea, this is me....in all my glory. I'm a shy guy. No, you don't want to know what's under there...seriously.

Anyway, greetings and well met! My name is Zallipus (pronounced Zal-leh-pus) or Zal/Zalli (Zal-lee) for short! Your everyday nerd of the gaming type. Yes folks, you'll usually see me make several references to various video games in the chat, some of which are quite obscure. I usually hang out in the vore room and partake in various OOC shenanigans while talking obsessively discussing video games, much to everyone's chagrin.

With regards to roleplaying, first this character is mostly ment for ooc stuff but I sometimes RP as him or use my RL self under this name. Also, I only roleplay with people I know. I'm kinda shy around people I don't know, pun not intended, and I have more fun doing stuff with people I know. If you get to know me, I might consider a RP somehow.

I have a blog here I will start updating again soon. The Rantings of an Insane Gamer. It'll have gaming, RL stuff, fetish stuff, and other stuff. Check it out Here!



Edit: Omg wheres teh shoutout box?!1?!!?1?!!! For some reason the thingie wasn't loading for several days so I took it off for now. May need to get a new one....not that people actually used it, of course. For now, I'll just pretend Jeremy_The_Wolf ate it.....yea, let's roll with that for now. >.>;



Player Fetishes


Note that in shyguy form, I only will engage in vore. Any other fetish will result in me popping my RL self.

Vore: Wow, I'm into vore! Well let me put on my shocked face. o_o Yes, I like vore...after all, who isn't here for vore of some form? I'm a huge fan of soft vore with female preds. Not so much a fan of male preds, with *few* exceptions.

Feet: Yes, I have a female foot fetish. In particular, I have a fetish for smelling female feet. Nothing putrid, but something that has an odor is what I like.

Women sitting on people: I have a thing for women sitting on people, usually on top of someone's stomach...especcially with feet in face of course! A human chair, so to speak.....or couch for you couch potatoes.

Female Belching/Farting: I have a thing for women doing this openly. I especcially love loud belches after vore. It's kinda like a full body massage when you get eaten and they burp, only more slimy and....acidity.

Face sitting: I'm a fan of women sitting on people's faces. No BUTTS about that! HAH! Get it? BUTTS! EH?! EH?!......sigh, you can stop scowling at me now.

Face Farting: Along with face sitting, this is another one of my fetishes since I have a thing for women breaking wind in faces. Not trying to TOOT my own horn about it. Get it?! *dodges a chair* Yikes. Ok, I'll try to lower the puns! >.>

Player Information

You want to know about my RL eh? STALKER!...err...wait, come back! I was just kidding!

The player is a single, adult male. That's right, I'm all man....though being a nerd, I'm not the best looking at all.

OOC Powers


*in the process of adding more powers as he thinks up more*

Anti-Powers: If provoked enough, Zal has been known to turn anti. This usually makes him appear darker in color, but he now has powers to fight back! Usually triggered by a SeruOmen for some reason.

Ninjitsu: Zal has the ability to ninja dodge/vanish out of harm's way or avoid getting eaten/punted/etc, usually when he's busy or not in the mood to do stuff. Of course, with female preds, this tends not to work....funny that.

Phanto Mask: Usually comes with the Anti-powers, Zal can switch masks to wear a phanto mask. This also comes with him dual wielding key blades and look all-around awesome. Oddly enough, usually triggered by a SeruOmen for the most part.

Shades Summoning: Zal can summon an infinite amount of shades! All he has to do is make really bad puns and presto, instant shades of puns. He has been known to wear multiple shades at once.

Gift Drawings!


I honestly am not that popular at all so I'm not expecting people to go out of their way to make drawings for me. If anyone does have any interest in making a gift drawing, for whatever reason, keep in mind I'd prefer my RL human self for the most part, especially in fetish work not vore related.

Should anyone decide to want to make gift drawings, please consult with me first. Again, I don't expect it at all but still, it'd be cool. ^^;

At some point I plan to put up the old gift drawings I have. Sadly, lazy guy is lazy. -o -;

 
Roleplay Preferences (Click here for explanation)

As Prey

Being PredBeing Prey Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Soft Vore Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Hard Vore Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Digestion Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Fatality Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Reforming Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Endo Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Oral Vore Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Stretchy Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Gentle Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Sex Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Pain Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Blood Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Scat Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Watersports Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Male Partner Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Female Partner Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Herm Partner Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Verbose Posts Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Quick Posts Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Staying In Character Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Multi-Session Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Grab and Gulp Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Whisper Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike
Public Always/Love
+
--
Never/Dislike