<< BEGIN FILE >> Helll i don't remember WHY i hatched or who th'hell thought it would be a good idea to hatch me, but i still hatched, young'un out in a big cazador nest gettin the strangest looks bug eyes can muster. course i knew i had to leave when i saw them traders walk into the nest like they were walkin into a casino, didn't even have their weapons drawn....course i was too big for nectar by then, and i needed to eat....y'd be glad to know i didn't chew though. Course i was drawn to the biggest light i could see from the nest, big ol' dang tower, just like the ones i.....kinda knew about i guess----heh~ funny story, when i got as close as i could to that place, and had those roman weirdos runnin, screamin, askin' me how the hell i could talk, i couldn't even answer 'em....annnnd that's it really...yeah i jus' went from there to owning this ant ranch i got out here..never could get into New Vegas....told you it was boring. << END FILE >>
<< BEGIN FILE >> Well sir, when you see orange and black out in the desert first impulse is to get the whole squad filling that space with more lead then air, so initially i did order the squad to aim down up the hill at the stray Cazador...of course that sharp eye Mcausland caught that the silouhette seemed humanoid, and that it was even raising it arms. Thankful we didn't start shooting straight away, turned out the 'bug' was actually a 'bug person' I of course still asked the to state their business, yada yada, but it was so weird seeing one of those cazadors...wave and talk...she was even kind of a looker if you're into weird bug parts and 4 arms. anyway, the citizen told us they were taking their 'ant ranch' up the hill to where she'd heard our gunfire, said she wanted to get those ants some meat...of course i don't want to think about shit like that. Weird thing is though is that her stomach was full and looked...kind of like it was wriggling. Course i don't wanna think about that shit now but...hell i that thing just gives me the chills thinking about it. << END FILE >>