Wretched_FreakNEET

Madeline_Madelist 's Goblin Brain Activated

This is Darla Beauford. The days since she's seen the sun are numerous enough they could be counted in years more easily. Her very image of reality is so distorted at this point that it's a xerox of a xerox; she hardly knows what's actually what compared to what "news" she reads on her forums. She trusts it with her life, though, so she stays inside, at the very best slightly suspicious of any intruders upon her humble woman-cave.

If you do intrude though, mind the smell. It's pungent. Reeking, even, perhaps so far that one could describe it as acrimonious and terrible. There's a noted hint of sex, mostly the sort that she has with herself. There's a noted hint of shartsmell, mostly from the covers she's ruined before. There's pages and pages and pages of paper that smells like it's rotting, somehow. Most of it is covered in horny fanfic. "Anime Boy A Calls Anime Girl B A Fat-Tittied Bitchwhore And Turns Her Into A Sloppy Scatpile." That draft title is clearly cumstained.

She's friendly enough to those that manage to come in, but when they do, she's perhaps a little bit too attached for those who breach below the surface and bravely head into the depths. She'll shut the door and lock it, and she'll be particularly forward with those she finds interesting or attrative, purely because the social dance of "maybe don't ask someone if they like getting farted on with the smell of rotting food" is partly, if not completely lost on her.

Just try not to walk in on her in the middle of one of her...personal pleasure experiences.

She's gross about it.

And loud.

She doesn't pay rent, but if she gets any louder, she might.

That much isn't mentioning her shocking repository of cookware and knives, her multiple first aid kits, her strange experience in tourniquets....etc etc etc.

Darla is strangley experienced and well-educated. Just.

Take a grain of salt. She's mostly just jerking it and playing games.