WorstPreyEver

WARNING: Shitpost character ahead, do not proceed if you want to have a fully serious RP or conversation, or like genuine powertripping in a scene. Also I haven't edited this in like a year so if it's outdated, sue me.


Have you ever sat down and thought to yourself "God, I wish my potential future food or plaything or whatever they call that nowadays was absolutely insufferable?" Well you've come to the right place! I strive for exactly this and will never stop!

Introducing myself, a lady naught but a few inches tall. I love to blur the boundaries between OOC and IC in a way that confuses people to no end. This character has lore and I will NOT tell you what it is. I will stun and confuse you with my arbitrary preference changes and mood swings, as well as my complete lack of fear towards characters that are supposed to be intimidating. Every one of my messages is delicately infused with unfunny comedy bites and random fourth wall breaks (such as applause or gasps from the audience, as if we're on a shitty Disney Channel show.) I will NEVER provide a reference image for my character because I think it's boring and like using my imagination. I enjoy being contradictory and stubborn and particpating in a large amount of tomfoolery. If you can't handle me at my skibidi Ohio rizz you don't deserve me at my literate sexy VORE rp. You get it. Oh yeah.

I'm not like other girl- I mean, um, tinies. I'm *different*. I'm special. Ahem. I also love to litter my every message with shitty catchphrases. Oh golly gosh!

If you're looking for a super serious encounter I am NOT the profile for you. I love to RP as much as the next guy, but a scene with me will likely be inundated with silliness. Now, that doesn't mean we can't do something wholesome or even kinda deep, but...you get it. Hopefully. You will never get rid of me. I am here forever. Come mess around!