Winston

  Before you stands an almost normal quadrupedal canine, though not one you’d ever find in any AKC listing. For one thing, he stands fully five feet tall at the shoulder, and measures at least eight from nose to tail. Furthermore, his breed could only be described as ‘mutt’. His build is heavy, thick in legs and body without being stocky. His fur is short, colored an assortment of reds and browns that would his coat look almost rusty were it not so sleekly smooth. His eyes are mismatched, the left being amber and the right so pale a blue as to nearly seem colorless, but intelligence gleams within them. His ears are perked upward, though both fold forward halfway up. His tail is thin and hangs down behind him with little tendency to wag. He carries himself with a peculiarly neutral dignity, appearing neither hostile nor friendly. He is intelligent, and while incapable of human speech, his voice is every bit as impressive as one might expect from a massive body like his.

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  This is a predatory character. He’s capable of either swallowing someone whole or chomping on them first, and I’ve no real preference one way or the other. He isn’t intended for sexual roleplay, though I don’t rule out the possibility of him being naughty on occasion. Due to an overwhelming number of requests of the sort, I’m going to clarify something at this point: Winston is not going to hump, rape, fuck, yiff, or in any other fashion outright have sex with your character. This is not open to negotiation. Period. End of discussion. What he will do occasionally — and ‘occasionally’ does not mean ‘in every scene’ — is put his tongue (or teeth, depending upon the scene) to interesting use before or while eating, but his dick is not getting involved in any scene. Are we clear on this? Yes? Good.
  On an unrelated note, I’ve been roleplaying for roughly ten years. I’ve done more random-encounter-in-the-woods scenes than I can even try to remember. I’m so burned out on them now that even the thought of trying to play out another one is currently enough to drain me of any desire to roleplay. Asking me for anything of the sort is not only going to get an immediate refusal on my part, but will also quite likely land you on my ignore list indefinitely.

There are an infinitude of fucks. When it comes to hiding who “The Player” is, I have stopped giving any of them.

(A veteran player operating under an AssumedPseudonym.)