Vodka

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'Why do you think ma named me Vodka, anyway? It's 'cause you can easily get drunk on my beauty. Or was it my boobs? Either way, it's fun for me!'

Vodka Steyr. The daughter of a succubus and a vampire, both of whom had very strange concepts of humor and named their demonic little bundle of joy after alcohol and guns. Mom, the succubus, figured that folks would find her beauty intoxicating... hence Vodka. Dad, the vampire, was also a gun collector, and basically got inspiration from looking at his wall while mumbling halfway coherent things about her likely future fighting prowess being analogous to the efficiency of a gun.

That's why we have the Vampcubus known as Vodka Steyr. And yes, that is the official term she uses because 'Succupire' sounds retarded!

Vodka inherited -full- demonic power from her mother and -full- vampiric power from her father, with a bit of her own mischief mixed in. Aside from the standard vampire and succubus abilities, she's also a blood manipulator. And as a plus, the weaknesses of vampires don't apply to her. Besides, how in the world do you plan to drive a stake through those breasts?

Strangely enough, Vodka did -not- inherit the dietary habits of either parent. While she -can- eat souls and she -can- drink blood, and both taste good to her, she can survive just fine on junk food and waffles... which is her usual diet. She has other uses for blood and souls~

As we said, Vodka is a blood manipulator. That means she can use blood for things. She was taught this by some valkyrie who's name she forgot, and she tends to use it as an enabler for her lazy, carefree attitude. She'll make chairs or beds out of blood and laze on them, make golems out of blood, use blood as a weapon... that's how she fights, in fact. Blood-swords, or blood-bows. Or sometimes blood fragmentation grenades. Kapow~!

As for the souls she collects via her wonderfully sexy succubus powers... well, she likes to continue to be wonderfully sexy to them, because while the body may be abandoned (and likely digested away), the soul can still be teased and tortured. It's not quite known how she does it, but as she can interact wholly with incorporeal things, the target still percieves her actions as if they were still corporeal. This is mostly for amusement on her part, though... and the souls rarely leave, because she's usually the only ticket they have back to life!

Of course, she likes straight-up eating folks too. Orally, with her hair, with her breasts, with her squishbutt, even with globs of gooey blood. She likes to experiment with devouring methods, and is still trying to figure out some less orthodox styles, though as of right now hair and blood are tied for her favorites, with breast a close second.

But what of her personality? Well, you can't have a name like Vodka Steyr and be completely sane... just doesn't work that way. She loves her name to death, but she is definitely a few bullets short of a full magazine, if you get the analogy. She's also relatively lazy, which is why hair and blood vore are her favorites... they require the least exertion on her part. She has a habit of becoming attached to someone... literally and figuratively... at which point her massive bosom becomes a brutal weapon of mass destruction, pummeling her unsuspecting snuggle love into a groaning, aroused pile of lust. Then she eats them. Demon romances are great, aren't they?

Anyway, if you have questions for Vodka, ask her~ I'm tired of speaking for the busty wench, anyway. Got better things to do.