Unluck_Princess

Poor little Unluck Princess invited Allyria over for a date, getting a few sushi micros from Inked_Dinner and feeding the two, before she found her place as Allyria's prey-slut. She was fucked, slurped down her cock, and splattered out most finally. Does that mean she found true love after all? She would tell you, but shes a bit busy being nothing but spunk.

Gone for good, PERMA-VORED! (10/25/2014, Motel 5)

Age: 425 (Physically 19)
Bust: D+ (On variables)
Height:6' 4"
Weight: 165 minimum, increases variably
Nickname: The Unluck Princess

Sherufanir, or Sheru, or Fanir for shorter names, is an elf. Despite her nickname, she is not a princess of any sort, but simply her luck is bad to such an astonishing degree that she inherited the nickname Unluck Princess. How bad is her luck? The smaller things would be tripping over nothing, having her clothes caught in doors, having spilled drinks -always- fall upon her, the kind of small things that add up constantly to make things rather unpleasant.

The big things though which -really- got her name is her habit of walking into the absolute worst situations. For instance, one time upon walking (IE, getting lost) in the woods, by sheer unluckiness she stumbled upon not just a couple who were having a little fun time, but instead two gods of fertility and war. Out of shame, she was subsequently cursed with constant fertility, an almost constant desire to fulfill such. fast breeding cycles, and an almost guaranteed probability to conceive.

Further in life, she came across a witch living in a house made out of gingerbread and adorned with sweets, though before she could even get a bite she ended up interrupting the witch as she was in the middle of cooking some children. Annoyed at her interruption, the witch proceeded to curse Sheru with that she would forever be appetizing to any creatures who would try to eat her, and that she would be unable to resist them, for her body would be placed into a state of extraordinary arousal. However, worst of all was that she would not find her end unless something unique happened.

You see, she was also cursed with a form of "Immortality", in which she will come back over and over again just to be eaten until she fulfils what can break the curse. And what else would a "princess" need to break the curse but true love? However, such only adds to her unluckiness...for once she does find true love, such will be the end to her, though she plans to cross that bridge only when she comes to it.

Since then, she has accumulated a vast majority of curses until shes at the point where shes almost immune to them, as the odds are...she already has that curse on her. Her threshold for pain is also extraordinarily high, as she has since been eaten, absorbed, cooked, slashed, pierced, burned, chewed, squished, and most everything else you can think of, and death has become a constant at her side.

She had tried to hold a regular job for a while, but was unable to keep such due to her extraordinary unluckiness. So since then, she has taken to merely performing odd jobs while in human lands, and traveling around as her time in elven lands leads to a steady stream of being consumed by all manner of beasts.

However, she has been actually gaining popularity in a job which has been becoming more and more steady and popular for her, which is the adult video industry. Her body, combined with her ability to be eaten and go "All the way", yet come back has created her a following for those who enjoy such which is rapidly growing, and one Sheru is quite happy to do, as she gets paid in exchange for something that...well, happens quite often anyway.

Personality-wise, she is what is known as "Tsundere". She tends to be rather...well, what one would normally call bitchy, but deep down she really is a nice, loving person. It just takes time, and being kind to her to penatrate the thick shell she has acquired due to her constant being eaten/fucked. She also has an interest in magic, both normal and darker, leading to an interest in mages and demons...especially demons, which she acts much more kinder to. As well, she has an interest in finding ways to "turn the tables", or enhance herself to the point where she can defend herself.


Part of the Ubiquitous_Dream


Oh crap, she's coming over here to eat me isn't she? Dammit, I just wanted to sunbathe...

I-I'm not wearing this for you...you pervert.

Nnh...you really wanna put it in me? Pervert~

H-hey...I told you not to go inside...geez, I hope you take responsability...