The_One_Woe_Stares

Bio

"Implying you read my intro, I do feel the need to share at least some information with you! To begin, I'd like to give you my age: √(-π)÷0. Impossible? Of course it is, but to be fair, everything about me makes no sense! I'm a cosmic horror, a shapeshifting abomination, a living paradox, a sentient void, literal nothingness~! So...yes, things are liable to get weird, though I do try to remain composed most of the time. Keep in mind, I'm no different from anybody else...except that I'm completely empty on the inside and don't adhere to the laws of this, or any other reality. To quote the SJWs, I am a strong independent woman! Well, there's my daily jab at politics, back to the point. My usual form can be seen to the left in that selfie-which might I mention turned out simply gorgeous~! Not pictured: I stand over eight feet tall, shocking I know. Consider it a deterrent to aggression before it begins; no need to bloody my hands, right? That's all for now sweetie, more to come later! Don't be afraid to speak with me, I promise I don't bite! Unless you ask. Or it's that time of the month. I might bite. ...really, this should be "Bio"...quotes included...not much to go off of!"

Meter

"THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS IMPORTANT, PLEASE BE SURE TO AT LEAST GLANCE OVER IT, PLEASE AND THANK YOU! Now that I have your attention...direct your attention to what I've left below. For the sake of convenience, I have left you my "Innocence Scale". It's...exactly what it sounds like really, a sliding scale of my innocence. It should be simple to figure out, but any further questions should be taken up personally!

+5: pure innocence, child-like even! There's not a single cruel thought in my head, though do be warned, innocence isn't always a good thing. After all, children often struggle with knowing the difference between right and wrong...

+4: saint tier! Well...not literally a saint...but I will openly try to make as many people as possible as happy as possible!

+3: motherly attitude, for lack of a better term. I'll show a lot of care for those nearby, likely go the extra mile to put a smile on someone's face even! Just...don't expect world peace...but do expect cookies. Lots of cookies!

+2: friendly, but that's it. Likely my most "normal" attitude, I'll lend a hand when needed, share a few jokes when it suits me, but that's it. Don't expect anything extreme.

+1: fairly dismissive. While far from actually mean, you'll find I have a hard time caring about anything, adopting a go-with-the-flow type attitude, almost as if I were stoned. Disclaimer, I'm not stoned.

0: completely empty. There's no semblance of emotion at all, leaving me to act like the empty husk I truly am. Depressing, yes, but luckily, I can't feel said depression, now can I?

-1: rude...just...rude. We're now in negative territory, but this is still not uncommon for the average person. Though I may make sarcastic remarks and taunt you, I won't get much worse in this phase.

-2: be warned, this is where the aggression begins. If you mess with me at this level, don't expect to get off scott-free. After all, I'd likely see you as little more than a meal at this point.

-3: cruelty for all, no favorites picked, this is what most people would call a bully. ...just...an extremely powerful and dangerous bully. I likely won't do anything too crazy...well, except maybe eat you...unless of course you instigate a fight, in which case it would be deserved, both because you're an ass, and because you're too dumb too live for doing so.

-4: true villain territory here sweetie...very little in the way of morals, the only thing keeping me from ending you is the sadistic glee I get from torturing you.

-5: we don't talk about this. Let me just say that if this level is ever reached, it would be disastrous for everyone that was involved, as well as everyone that wasn't."

Events

"Dear Diary, today A_fish robbed me of a magic stone! Looks like I learned my lesson about sleeping on the job while handing out presents...I really feel for Santa. In other news, Kitty_The_Great took a size shifting stone. I really cannot be mad at the cutie though, he is still a child after all. In the spirit of Christmas, let it be said he can keep it until he destroys half the city! Oh, also I got cat whiskers drawn on my face, meow~"

"Dear Diary, while not quite as eventful as my last attempt, I successfully managed to hand out a gift today! PercyJackson, I do hope you enjoy that new sword of your's, and best of luck finding your pen!"

"...dear Diary...let's try and forget about "you-know-what"...while I hold no ill will towards Lilith_Marilith for what happened...I don't know...just...forget. In other news, Blizzare gave me a present from Cenn, which...was a slap in the face by a paper fan...do let this be a reminder I must pay both of them back in full~! And finally, seems that I have gathered an admirer in Sweets_Musume for one reason or another, leading to a fairly awkward kiss. No hard feelings sweetie, but I'm not after that kind of relationship. Oh, but I did finally have someone care enough to call me by name, in this particular case "Lizzie". It was nice...~ All in all, quite an eventful day! ...if a weird one at least..."

"Dear Diary, I feel I have finally managed to become truly a part of the Nexus culture! And...by that I mean I ate someone. Like, a lot of people. It all started with a visit to a little store run by Yummyitalian. It began innocently enough, a simple search for food, but...I really couldn't turn down sampling that little neko! After a little time together he didn't put up a fight, so at least that much can be said. On my way out, I happened to encounter some micros for sale, a certain Rowland in particular catching my attention. While I wanted to help the little guys, it turns out they didn't mind being considered food, cherishing the fact even! I couldn't just say no to them, so I made sure not a single one was left before leaving! ...well...except Rowland, he did catch my attention in the first place after all. Things got a little strange after that, but I must say that he sure knew how to make a woman feel special: I don't often consider myself a goddess, but I must say it was rather nice~"

"Well Diary, I don't know what came over me, but I wound up doing something a bit crazy today. Sure there are plenty of people around the Nexus to speak to, but part of me decided to go a step further and take things directly to the player! Enter Franco, or rather, his player. I'm sorry, but I really let my appetite get the better of me here. He was ecstatic to have be able to experience being eaten first-hand, but...well, it was a one way trip. Sorry sweetie, but you did take a liking to my chest, just hope it was enough to be worth it..."

"I can't believe it, my first experience here that has truly disgusted me! I was wandering around some shops, and there I saw Katelyn_Amolen on sale as food. It's one thing to sell people if they're willing, but unwillingly? I just won't have any of it...not that I didn't buy and eat her anyway...it was the only way to get her out of that contract after all. Ultimately though, as the nice woman I am, she did come back to life, and from there, I got to meet her family and even spend th night! Though they DEINITELY got chewed out for putting her up as food..."

"Gotta write this one down for everyone's sake as well as my own...Hariti_Khatri and I had a bit of a run-in while we were visiting the park, and...well, when I think giant snake, usually I think of a predator. This snake though wanted to be eaten...not just eaten-eaten, but torn apart as brutally as possible and eaten. I admittedly complied, and...well, got carried away. Needless to say, I pretty much devolved into a savage beast and absolutely painted my house red...for the sake of everyone, I really shouldn't tear my prey apart like that. Poor girl was an absolute mess by the time we were done."

"I have something completely different for you today diary! I made a new friend, took her to my house, and we had a nice civil conversation about...oh who am I kidding? This could've gone so much better...I met Aezlyn at a bar and we hit it off pretty quickly. Unfortunately...she only wanted me alone so she could deal with me. Didn't take too kindly to me eating her...I don't remember the term, but...she was unhappy. She even went as far as eating me, in my own home no less! She learned the hard way not to try eating the void though...especially...you know...IN the void. I don't think she's too happy with that outcome."

"Diary...why is it that men have a nasty habit of thinking with their penis? ThomasT and I had a bit of a run-in in the forest, and the poor lad was almost immediately smitten. Wound up inviting him home for some fun and...well, he thought I intended to sleep with him. Maybe I should tone down the double entendre...but it's all fine-I got dinner out of it~!"

"Had quite the day this time...though "Igess" I was a little mean! That...that was my name by the way. Anywho...Rose_Morris and I had a run-in in the woods, and she was kind enough to let me eat her! Once all was said and done though...well...the girl did enjoy being fat, so what better way than to leave her conscious as fat on my body~? Didn't take long to figure out that she wasn't enjoying herself...but personally, I was rocking that plus-size too well to just let her out, so I kept her a while! Let her go eventually, but I think I'll sport these gains from time to time...aftr all, I'm putting the B in BBW~! Which B you ask? Both of them~!"

"Today diary, I talked to a Watermelon. Yep, it's as crazy as it sounds! And...then I ate it. This place is so silly sometimes...~"