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You walk along the pathway, the vivid scent of jasmine and fresh, tropical water tingles your nostrils. Your eyes are lit up by the exotic beauty of this strange, tropical paradise restaurant.
Then as you approach the front door, you see a pair of adorable spunky and brand new spanking looking gym school shoes hanging above on a string attached to a special plaque, shining from dried drool with the name "Ashley" under it.
"Welcome to the Lily Pad!"
The restaurant to cooking, eating sensation herself Lily_Croaker. After lots of hard work, scrounging up cash and a little "can do" attitude, Lily has completed her maginificent restaurant, The Lily Pad. Lily has been the subject of teasing and taunting all her life due to her freakish green frog like skin and bizarre appetite. Well she has finally been able to put both to good use as she has constructed her dream in the form of this restaurant, dedicated to serving food.....ALL kinds of food.
Yes Lily serves, cooks, and eats anything that walks, talks, crawls and anything that stirs her stomach into a frenzy. Every employee (except herself) is on the menu and open to be snacked on to your dark heart's content. Lily prepares her food in a variety of ways, special preparations and "themed" recipies are all the rage in her cook book and is more then willing to serve your squirming hepless meal into a culinary masterpiece.
And don't forget, to thank young Ashley (sneakers former owner) for all her help. The restaurant's very first functioning oven was secured by Ashley_Urikoshima by helping Lily haul it back to her restaurant. Thanks to her help *urp* and delicious dedication of being the first snack at the Lily Pad, this restaurant dream became a reality.
Policies:
All employees are required to work the cashier, take orders, serve, and BE served. Any who have a problem with these rules must answer to Lily *licks lips*.
Prefs:
See Lily's alt for details.
Staff:
Lily_Pad_Staff
Officially eaten/hired: Leanne
Cooking Specials:
1# "Splatter Sundae"
First, the prey is set in a large, crystal clear ice cream dish. Then the prey is surrounded by barrels worth of vanilla ice cream mixed with globs of hot fudge until it surrounds them like bathwater. Then the prey is doused with whipped cream and has it massaged into their rumps, chest, and around the neck. Sprinkles and crumbled pieces of oreos are sprinkled on the hair while a big fat cherry is stuffed between the lips. Finally, the ankles and wrists are rubbed with melted banana mush to give that fresh fruity scent.
2# "Traditional roast"
The prey is placed on a large silver platter, lettuce cuttings surround the prey along wich chopped celry and peppers. The prey is doused with several coats of butter along the arms, butt and legs while the upper body, breasts, and shoulders get basted in tenderizer. Cherries are placed between the toes while the ankles are spritzed with fresh globs of lemon juice. Pine apple slices are placed on the butt cheeks with paprika and seasonings placed on the hair. The prey is topped off with the traditional "suckling pig" apple placed firmly between the lips.
3# "Atomic tamale"
The prey is placed inside an oven or a boiling pot cooked to perfection with the prey STILL ALIVE, with zero scorch or burn marks. After being tanned perfectly, the prey is placed on a fresh plate, surrounded by hot jalapeno peppers. Pepperoni slices are placed on the butt cheeks while spices, hot peppers, and tobasco sauce is massaged into every area of the body's skin. A green pepper is stuffed between the lips while hot melted nacho cheese is cooled to smoothly apply to the legs of the prey.
4# "Veggie trails"
The prey is placed a on freshly cut, platter sized cabbage leaf pallet, with peelings from salads, peppers, egg plants, tomatoes surrounding the prey like an altar of flowers. The prey is dressed in a special edible hula skirt made entirely out of lettuce with coconut shell bra (also edible) and tied with a celry string. The hair is rubbed down with mashed potatoes while corn cob peelings adorn the feet and toes, with cucumber eye slices.
5# "Sunrise surprise"
The prey is drenched completely in our super special sticky maple syurp, warmed to perfection and leaving a 100% guranteed sweet taste with no bitter. French toast slices are rubbed into the feet, leaving butter splattered bread splats on the toes and soles with powdered shugar and regular sugar mixed into the hair. The rump is prepared with freshly cooked eggs (however you like them), with bacon strips surrounding the prey.
One of the The_Sideshow's creations.