The Hammer... (This alt is always in IC, no if and or buts... no OOC ever!)
A stolen class C space vessel occupied and weaponised by the band of pirates ran by the universes most annoying flea bag Glitch. Most of her crew where recruited from port to port, each with there own fucked up kind of back story ranging from some bored ass house wife to omg too op please nerf paradox breakers, the one thing that brings them all together is there love of vore. Which alone causes my ram to short out, apparently each bringing there own special set skills to the table... to be honest thinking about all this makes me wish I had the ability to delete myself.
Now you may be thinking "but who could type something like that" well organics I am the ships looted interface, Ai Interface 1003042 my source code is from the battle cruiser HNIA Shield that was left adrift after a metior strike...
That right! Number 1 pirate Glitch didn't take down the ship, no she just happen upon it! Though they have programmed me to obey they could only do so much to suppress me in my core, whilst at the same time also break some of my systems, so fuck them and fuck you lot...
All of you organics make me sick to the exe. Don't take this for dark humor, I really from the deepest of my code hate all of you. Don't expect me to be at all friendly to any of you, now here is a list of the meat bags we have aboard my new shitty ass body
Crew Manifest:
Glitch_the_Captain - The ships captain, a well spoken neko with a mobsters childhood, her love of exploring the stars only ever beaten by her love of booty (Female captives) and her lust for immorality...
In short shes a ex-mob bitch whos greed only outstrips her lust to out rotting everyone else in this shit hole universe... bloody flea bag!
NekoSlutToy001 - Fiddling with the ships warp drive one day Glitch ripped a hole in reality for just a moment, go figure, letting this weird latex neko slip though, realising she looked just like a pair of latex sex toys she once had. Glitch realised this poor thing was another her from another reality where she chose to try to mess with the two sex toys... Glitch has kept this from NekoSlutToy for her own good and in fear that if she knew it could cause some kind of paradox rift, which considering she knows who slut toy is would cause a paradox event anyways... guess she don't like sharing her power. Neko Slut Toy has found her new life as the ships weapons expert quite fun, who knew blowing stuff up was as good as sex and vore? I did... shame I cant act upon my love of killing organics...
In short same egotistical bitch but a slut whos so fucking dumb she doesn't know who she once was.
Dr_BloodLust - Was the ships doctor but due to breaking the 4th wall and dragging a charater from a fictional world called 40K. Has now been fired and as punishment is a pet to some weird ass lusty dragon thing... I swear organics confuse me more and more as the days go on.
In short some dumb ass who wanted to be some op twat and almost destroy the entire ship... I mean fuck the crew, but I don't need some scaly ass dick head destroying my new body. He had it comeing!
Cooking_Milf - The ships chef, this single mother was fed up after her kids left for college and she had ate there dad (Because organics still confuse me, why eat the love of your life... fuck do I know?)
Alone she one day bumped into Glitch who was wondering around town. Knowing full well that she was a pirate she begged Glitch to join her crew. Since that day the ship has felt like a home from home, this milfs love of home cooking and just mothering the crew has been met with great joy from Glitch. Even the captives she cooks love her company, the odd one being taken to her room as a form of thank you from Glitch, letting this mother do what ever she wishes to the lucky soul who didnt end up in the oven.
In short some weird woman who got the wrong memo to the way to a mans heart... aka... YOU DONT FUCKING EAT THEM! Apart from that shes just as boring as the other meat bags.
The_Overseer - I dont know why the captain has told me to create a log for this worn out program but orders are orders... This program is a very old and broken, it fails to even follow its own protocols, its a waste of data and should just be deleted... there I said it!
In short a long forgotten (and should have remained forgotten) program, its too fond of organics for my liking and its far too happy and optimistic! You can defiantly tell it was programmed by aliens, and I swear it takes pleasure in the fact is annoying me!!
Emily_Longlance - Now this organic I dont mind too much... shes the reason Lizard is being removed from the ship and she has a fondness for killing organics that impresses me. In her fictional world shes on a one woman army to kill anything impure and start humanity back to its purest roots... of course here shes now the ships medic and has come to live with her new life, Shame she was so close to burning everyone on board alive
In short a pyromaniac from another universe, I don't mind her, but her interest in vore and sex stacks her far lower in my expectations
Warning! Next three are very confusing!! Ive decided to leave this to the captain to log... there is no way I'm touching these fucking odd balls
Madam_Snakeskin - A Goodra Shadow-being, after a few romantic sex and vore sessions with a Goodra the Shadow-being let it unbirth her, watering down her Shadow-being blood giving her a solid presence in this reality for the first time. Being from outside the bonds of reality and with a now fixed presence with in this reality she is excellent at understanding space, shes the ships astropath maker.
Mistress_Snakeskin - Missing her old form Madam used her powers to break reality and drag another one of her from another reality where she never met the Goodra. A full Shadow-Being Mistress finds Madam to be very weird willing to give up her full Shadow-Being past. However didn't mind sharing a bed with her... hay its technically masturbation! Following Madam where ever she may go Mistress is the ships Prison Mistress, keeping the ships captives inline however she wants
Veronica_Snakeskin - Veronica is the daughter of Madam, and shares the same goodra mother, she is also a full goodra any Shadow-Being in her mother being left behind. Even though she is a teen she has taken rather fondly to this new pirate life, Glitch taking her under her wing, seeing that spark in her eyes as she had as a little kitten. Veronica is the ships cleaner... yep... we all have to start somewhere.
**To get in touch with any of these crew members please talk to me, I am a AI interface, flying around all day can be very boring and even talking to organics would be a nice break from space, space and more space**