The_Goliath

An Alts_Worth_A_Hoot production

Will, a giant of about 30 feet (from comparison of him to a building of that size, no tape measure fits him), is always a main talking point wherever he goes. Not because of his personality, or what he does - he might as well always be the elephant in the room. If the room can hold him, anyway. This isn't a bad thing, mind you - when you have tens in feet over those chattering about you, it's either positive, genuine things one needs to be aware of, or a situation very easily taken care of. Something of note; the latter can result in a few outcomes, usually. It can come to diplomatic resolution, resolution using questionably proper methods of persuasion, or, in some cases, a disappearance of a person.

It may be critical to mention that use of resolution 2#, whenever witnessed, seemed to lead into a 3# just when officals turned a blind eye. Will should be treated well, and strayed away from whenever bored - not for his happiness, but for the safety of the masses.

Giants like Will do get an understanding of human fragility - they just don't understand it in quite they way most of the smaller folk out there would like to hear they do. Think of it like our understanding of bugs, or woodland critters and whatnot. Leave 'em be, they're in their natural habitat - but with humans. Will, in short, is the kid who gets bored and decides to fuck with wasp nests - who somehow doesn't fuck himself up, but manages to pull one over on the wasps.

Wasps, in that case, pertaining to humans - which is about what we'd see as 8" in height to Will. That, might I add, is how the taller people stack up to him; any smaller and it's best to veer away from him. Why? Think of half of a footlong. Understand, for a moment, that humans are a lot less meaty than that at such a size. One would be small enough to do with as he pleases, and really, leaving fate in a giant's hands - especially one like him - is a bad idea from the start.


Now, of course, this doesn't mean one isn't encouraged to do so. Just don't be surprised when your endeavors are observed from a safe distance away.

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Meals!

Slurped up Giant_Loving_Boy, and left him to fertilize a park~