2023 UPDATE: Due to having been too busy to run things this year, November 24th will be a bit different. Along with the usual Brown Friday festivities, I'll also be holding normal games as well. So you can help fuel me up for everyone I'm shitting on!
Available for risky gameplay from November 1st to Thanksgiving Day. Mass Permavore on Thanksgiving. And purely scat-focused RP the day after.
The very personification of Thanksgiving, a big turkey who just wants to eat as much as he possibly can! He's cocky and is sure there is nobody out there who can outeat him. Can you prove the Gobbler wrong, or will you be his next meal?
Challenge The Gobbler
In this game you will challenge the turkey boy to an eating contest to prove who is the greater glutton. Win and you will recieve an "I beat the Gobbler!" pin you can proudly display on your profile. Lose and you get permavored.
To begin you must choose your class. The possible classes are;
Lightweight: You roll 5d4 a turn.
Average: You roll 3d6 a turn.
Heavy: You roll 3d8 a turn.
Glutton: You roll 6d4 a turn. This class may only be taken by The Gobbler himself and anyone with his pin in a rematch.
The Gobbler will take the first turn, followed by his opponent. On a player's turn they must roll their preset dice, with the result being the amount they successfully consume that turn. They may either add it to their total, or expend it for a feat. If they choose the latter, perform the feat and then add the remaining points to their total. After five rounds the game will end and whoever has the highest total wins.
Feats
-Chug: Down some water to wash it all down. Clear a choke or add 1.5x to your points next turn. (5 points)
-Choke: The opponent misswallows, they only pull half their rolls next turn. (7 points)
-Frenzy: Gulp it all down, you're in the zone! (7 points. Add 1.8x to your points next turn.)
-Brapt: The cheating turkey
farts! Renders the opponent so nauseous they pull 0.2x on the next 1d3 turns! (15 points. Usable once per game. Gobbler only. ~If gas is a no it can be substituted by kicking the table or something.~)
-Taunt: When he has a clear lead, the Gobbler may elect to only roll 1d4 and spend the rest of the turn taunting his opponent.
TURKEY DAY
On Thanksgiving Day, The Gobbler will park in one of the motel rooms. Anyone and everyone is invited to enter for Thanksgiving dinner. Each and every one of you will be permavored by the turkey. If only one player is present he will probably take his time, while large groups will be devoured in quicker over-the-top displays. Stop in on Thursday and help me make this the biggest mass permavore in history!
BROWN FRIDAY
The natural result of Turkey Day. On this last day of the season, The Gobbler will be focused purely on Scat-Play. I may anal vore some prey, but most will simply be engulfed/crushed/digested by my shit. This is the big day without any perma-risk, so get here early and salute everyone who offered themselves as Thanksgiving dinner... by getting pulverized by turkey turds!
The Gobbled
2021
FemKeegan
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Selarana
Brucie_the_dragon
Thanksgiving_Erusu
Erusu_Player
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Evany_Loran
2022
MatoiRyuuko
2023
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