Cameraman:
"You're on in 3...2...1.."
Jeffery:
"Welcome to The Dragon's Keep onsen. Here at The Dragon's Keep, you will find many maids to wait on you hand and foot. We specialize in giving our customers what they deserve." The six-tailed kitsune says as he takes another breath.
Cameraman:
"Wait....Don't you mean you specialize in giving the customers what they need?"
Jeffery:
"No. If the customer is a royal ass, then they'll be shoved up a royal's ass."
Cameraman:
"..............."
Jeffery:
"Anyway, as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interupted....." Jeffery begins as he casts a glare at the cameraman. "Here at The Dragon's Keep, we specialize in giving each customer what they deserve. But just because we specialize in it, doesn't mean that it will always happen. We have many employees that tend to go....." Jeffery tries to put a word on it as he walks in through the front doors without paying attention to everything being in absolute chaos. "They tend to go rogue."
Cameraman:
"Are you fucking kidding me???? I'm getting the hell out of here!!!" The cameraman says before something grabs him, sending the videocamera to the floor.
Camera:
The camera had rolled onto its side, but still records a large, red dragoness tearing the poor cameraman apart before eating him piece by piece.
Trisha:
The bunny girl giggles and takes her shirt off as she grabs the camera. "Guess where you're going!" She says before pushing the videocamera against her nipple and moaning as she slowly pushes it inside.
Camera:
A closeup of Trisha's nipple before the hard, pink flesh opens up around the camera. Inside the breast, the camera lays in the breast milk.
Jeffery muffled:
"Trisha! Let the camera back out! We're not done yet!" Jeffery says before pushing his hand into Trisha's nipple and grabbing the camera.
Trisha:
The bunny girl gasps as her boss pushes his hand into her breast and pulls the camera back out.
Jeffery:
Jeffery growls low and starts getting mad before yelling. "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The kitsune pants softly while holding the camera tight in one hand, cracking the lens. "Everyone needs to fucking calm down and clean up this mess or you're fired!!!"
Clara:
The dragoness looks at Jeffery. "I don't mind getting fired."
Jeffery:
"Whether you are fired or you quit, once you are part of the staff of The Dragon's Keep, you STAY as part of the staff." Jeffery says as he pats his belly.
Clara:
Clara growls softly, but rolls her eyes as everyone starts cleaning the mess.
Jeffery:
"As you can tell, I have everything under control." Jeffery says before turning the camera off.
((OOC: This is a Work In Progress. There will be much more, but most of the profile will be like an rp. ^^; ))
STAFF
Jeffery_: "My name is Jeffery Oyamada. I am the owner, designer, and builder of The Dragon's Keep. You have a complaint? Just come to me and I'll sort things out. I really am a nice guy unless you get me pissed off which is very hard to do for everyone that I've met except Clara." Jeffery says with a smile as Clara glares at him.
Clara_The_Bitch "I'm Clara. I'm a big dragoness with a big temper, but I can be really nice too." Clara says with a soft, toothy smile that breaks the camera. "Shit!"
Bunny_Boobs The bunny girl giggles as she moves a little, letting her huge breasts bounce in her tight shirt. "Hello! My name is Trisha aaaaand....... Hm..... Oh! I have big tits!!!" Trisha says as she takes her shirt off, releasing her breasts as they knock into the camera and make it fall, breaking ANOTHER camera. "Oops."
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BENEATH THE ONSEN~
Finally, we get to the game!...... Its not much of a name for the game, but here it is!
Anyway, I'll get to telling what the game entails. Its basically a D&D style RP game! You must travel through an old temple below the Onsen, but you'll have to get there first! First you'll have to pay for a stay at the Onsen, talk to Jeffery about the mysteries below, and then one of the maids will lead you down to the cave system! Theres a small cave system and a large room, but wheres the temple?!?! The first task is to find the temple. The second is to get inside.
I will be the Dungeon Master, so don't make me mad! >:3
You can ONLY use weapons, armor, and items from my store. If your clothes do something special, then they don't work. Everyone starts at Lv. 1 with one ability they can use.
My stores will be centered here, but if you want gold and steel to buy the weapons, armor, and items, then you'll need to work at
Jefferys_Gold_Mine and
Jeffrys_Steel_Mill. Good luck!
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Jeffery's Weapon Depot
"Hello! Here at Jeffery's Weapon Depot, we have...... A few pistols, a bow with some arrows, and a Longsword or two. I need to get back to work on making weapons, but I have no ideas! I will BUY your weapon idea and sell the weapon here, but only if I like it!" (You can't just say stuff like a Claymore, a Bazooka, etc. Weapons like that will be added over time and I will not buy your idea unless you use a bit of imagination, but the weapon can NOT run on magic. If you have a weapon that runs on magic, you can tell me and explain it to me, but it more than likely be a prize or artifact hidden within the temple.)
Pistol: Basic weapon. Does 1-2 damage on any creature from long range.
PRICE: 20 gold and 10 steel
Small bow: Basic weapon. Does 1 damage from a distance on any creature.
PRICE: 20 gold
Longsword: Basic weapon. Does 2 damage mid-range.
PRICE: 20 gold and 20 steel
Knife: Basic weapon. Does 1 damage close range. Adds +1 for escape roll.
Price: 20 gold and 10 steel
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"Hello. Welcome to Jeffery's Armory." A tigress says with a soft bow. "My name is Felicia. Please tell me if there is something you're interested in purchasing."
Leather helm: -1 damage. Breaks after 2 hits.
Leather body armor: -1 damage. Breaks after 2 hits.
Leather boots: -1 damage. Breaks after two hits.
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"Items!!!"
Potion: +2 HP Can be used once.
Antidote: Cures poison.
Herbs: cures paralysis.