TheOldWitch

So my pretty, you want to know who I am? My name is Agatha and welcome to my cottage in the woods. Please don't mind my cat, Nightshade. She likes to take a close look at visitors.

What can I help you with? Herbs? Potions? Magics? You have come to the right place you know. I know the darkest secrets of magic as I have had 175 years to study it.

How I reached my old age you ask, my pretty? Simple, by eating the flesh of those younger than me. No, don't you look at me like that, I am not kidding. Yes, I eat human flesh and yes it tastes great. But I turn out to be allergic to male hormones so no, I don't eat men or herms or boys. Women, yes, I feed on them. Girls too, there is no shame in eating children if they make you live forever.

Now, dear, my pretty. Would you like to see my oven? Usually I roast most of my meals. I do make exceptions. No, I don't stuff them in my mouth whole. What do you think I am, a dragon?


Meals
Sarahcheer was lured into Agatha's cottage and turned into wanna-be-fairy-pie (in progress)
Arua begged Agatha to be eaten instead of her sister
Gwenda sold desert dough to Agatha and provided the fillings