Tennis_Pirate

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FOR THE LAZY:
-Player is male, loves both sex and vore but would rather the sex be straight (i.e. no M/M), does not like hard vore, but can be persuaded into nasty kinky (watersports, scat, ect.), likes just about every kind of person (including humans and non-morphic), and can have a bit of a goofy, spastic side, so bear with me.

FOR THE LITERATE:
please enjoy the description of John Lightstring; the Tennis Pirate

This is the time for me. if's its too late, i may have to cut off the RP, so don't get all pissy. most of the time, i'm trying to stay up for you, so please don't be offended if i cut it off...


DESCRIPTION
Well... you are obviously blind if you didn't notice the pic up there, but for the details you can't tell by looking...

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 154 lbs.
Race: Anthro Tiger
Items Carried: Long Tennis racquet-curved sword, large hip flask of spiced rum, and a can of Tennis ball bombs.

BACKGROUND

John Lightstring started life as a privileged son of a powerful shipping merchant in the Caribbean. As he grew up, he became the best tennis player of the island, doing trick shots not even the professionals could pull off. One afternoon, a ship of pirates invaded the coastal city and did what pirates do best: raped, pillared, and plundered everything the city had to offer. As he tuned out his father cursing and cowering in the corner, he became infactuated with pirates. The Pirate life: a life of adventure, treasure, and the open sea! John decided right then and there, that he would become a pirate! So, on his 14th birthday, another set of pirates came to raid the town. John became a stowaway on one of their ships, taking with him only a set of clothes and some tennis equipment. He would've stayed hidden for longer, if he didn't take a bathroom break off the port bow...

As the crew was about to kill him, the captain of the ship, a Captain Cannonball came out with a forgiving heart. He made John the cabin boy for the remainder of the trip. As time went on, John raped, pillared, and plundered with the best of them, eventually taking Cannonball's ship, renaming it the S.S. Kickserve, and becoming a terror to all ships in the Caribbean. In his travels among the seas, he visited many islands, charted and otherwise, gaining wealth and hiding spots. In one of his travels, He encountered the Southern Star, a witch with enormous magical powers. Realizing the situation, John was courteous and kind, asking nothing from her. It was his luck (or misfortune), that he and his crew were being attacked by rival pirates. John rallied his troops, but was set aside by the Southern Star, who brought down the enemy with meteors from the sky. In exchange for his kind manners, the Southern Star attached a small blue star at the base of the shoulderblades at his back, barely visible to the naked eye. She placed this with a smile, saying that whenever death was involved with him, she would only be a heartbeat away. John had no idea what that meant at the time, but whenever something life-threatening happens *i.e. digestion, death, ect*, John is magically transported back to the Southern Star's island in the Carribean with no real memory of what transpired to his 'death'. Apparently, swooning has its advantages.

He's not without a heart. He treats his shipmates with respect, honor, and dignity, and he would never steal from the deprived, only the haves, as opposed to the have-nots. He can be rude and insulting, but at heart, he's a gentleman. John Lightstring, the Tennis Pirate is currently looking for members to join his jolly crew to pirate-like things on the S.S. KickServe! PM if interested!

Current Crew:
The Lackeys (basic monkey grunts, don't do much other than heavy lifting and fighting) The Lackeys are just that: lackeys. They don't have much brains on them, but they're sure the ornery ones! Don't be ashamed if you're b/eaten by one, they're tough opponents, to be sure!

Yumita has graciously volunteered to be the S.S. Kickserve's first chef! Her food is delicious, and she's pretty good with a blade, too!

On a minor note, in one of his recent encounters, John encountered an Anthro Wolf calling himself the Golfer_ninja. He seemed like a nice enough person, and the two departed ways.

SOME OOC NOTES

Am fairly new to the whole RP world... hell, there's some things i still don't understand after 5 months of being here... but i get the gist of it. (plus, it could be your RP to show me ^^)

Am definitely an OOC person. If you're one of those people with an entire stat sheet, put it away. I didn't come to this place to get an entire new rule book shoved in my face. If you don't like, look elsewhere.

I love sex. LOVE IT! seriously, if you just want a hit-and-run, i'm all for it! Am mostly Straight, but am down with Shemales and Herms, if that's up your alley. Just... no dick in my ass, please! >.>

Well, if you listen to me for about 30 seconds in the chatroom, it's very obvious i like to make people laugh. if this annoys you, go ahead and PM me or just say it out loud. I know my place... T.T

...and a RL pic, in case you need a face to hate... >.>




Well, i guess i should go down and explain the Vore preferences in detail, in case somebody asks... (suck...)

VORE PREFERENCES

VORE TYPE: totally and unequivocally soft. no questions asked.

PRED/PREY: well... it varies, but in most cases i turn out to be prey, so i'm shifted to prey, but this area is very flexable. Nommer or Nommee, i'm happy either way

WILLINGNESS: again, varies. most of the time it's a willing (but not to the point of begging), so it's shifted to that side a little. Let's talk it out, shall we?

POST STYLE: this one gets tricky. i like to set the mood by adding a few details, but other than that, it's pretty quick. I do like to see some common sense when you're typing. Granted, not English major type grammar, but at least a common grasp of the english language is expected. Yeah, typos are OK, and everybody hates grammar, but you gotta have an understanding of it, right? Okay, i'm done ranting now. ^^;

DIGESTION: I'm not all that thrilled with the digestion process and the eventual ending process. if that's your thing, great. if it's not, let's just skip it.

TOLERANCE: I don't like pain very much, so if you want to make me feel it, fine. It's just something that i've dealt with too much and don't really want to bring it to this part of my life (player has broken bones in both legs and face, just no, please)

SEX: YES! MOAR! *coughs* 'scuse me. Yes, I very do much like sex. I'm a big time fan of orgys, but i'm not too partial of a dick up my ass, so let's avoid that one, shall we? please?

VORE STYLE: I would say stretchy. I love to see the bluges and complete facial features on my artwork, so i guess that qualifies, huh?

SIZE DIFFERENCE: I would say the Macro/Micro thing just doesn't appeal to me, so i would go Same size. Again, if you want a Micro scene, just ask.

BLOOD/SCAT/WATERSPORTS: MEH, doesn't really appeal to me. I'd rather have absolutely nothing to do with it, if we're being completely honest, but if you want it in your scene, talk with me.

TREATMENT: I wouldn't say start hacking away with me just for the hell if it, but if you want to be a little edgy and scrape me up, cool. I'll tell you where the line is, please don't cross it.

ROLEPLAY PREFERENCES: It honestly doesn't matter, but I like to be one of those people that says "let them watch us, I don't care"

ROLEPLAY ATTITUDE: I can be in character, but for the most part, I am an OOC person. Not your thing? tell me and i'll change.

ROLEPLAY DEPTH: Dunno, haven't had that many... maybe 4 or 5? In any case, time is a factor. If I have 5+ hours, it's gonna be a fun night. If not (and unfortunately, this happens), it looks like it'll be a short visit. This all depends on the situation, so hmm...

ROLEPLAY LENGTH: you gotta keep it moving. talking just to talk is a waste of my valuable time. GET ON WITH IT!

MALE PARTNER: vore only. sorry, guys.

FEMALE PARTNER: this is the main preference. Vore and/or Sex

HERM PARTNER: not preferred, but it could be worse. Vore and maybe sex, just ask

HUMAN PARTNER: ...sometimes? haven't run into that problem yet...

FUR PARTNER: yes. I do like a furry partner.

FEATHERED PARTNER/SCALY PARTNER: well, it just doesn't work for me. sorry, guys.

PLANTS: Depends on what the plant does.

ANIMAL/NONMORPHIC: Fine by me

PARTNER INTELLIGENCE: you got to have SOME intelligence. Eating something that doesn't respond is just eating food.

BONDAGE: kinky! yeah, let's do it

TRANSFORMATION: doesn't bug me, but it will if it gets out of hand. please ask.

ORAL VORE: always

UNBIRTH: always

COCK VORE: Depends on the mood. ASK

ANAL VORE: sometimes. depends on who does it. ASK

BREAST VORE: haven't done it yet. can't say if I like it or not.

TAIL VORE: Always

VAMPIRIC VORE: no. it's just not sexy. sorry.

UNCONVENTIONAL VORE: ASK FIRST, PLEASE

ANYTHING GOES: see unconventional

FOOD: sorry, it's just not gonna work. if it's a non-vore prelude to a vore scene, fine. I really don't wanna be in that kind of sandwich though...

FATALITY: never. I don't want to create another character at this time, and i don't really want to kill yours. Just... NO.

MAGIC: Depends. See transformation

REFORMING: if you want to, fine.

COOKING: It just doesn't appeal to me.

ROLEPLAY EXPERIENCE: little to none. you're gonna have to lead the tango. i know what i want out of it, but other than that...

WHISPER: go for it!

If you have any questions at all, go ahead and ask them! I don't bite... much >XD



...now, if you've made it this far, my hat is off to you. ^^