Welcome to the epicenter of the TBD Pooniverse! I am To Be Dumped and I used to write short stories on Eka’s Portal and I’ve roleplayed here for a long time but probably spend more time commissioning art and developing alts than I do actually playing. Oh well. The characters and information below are some of the standbys for me, but I am a slave to my own passions and sometimes I’m in a mood for something other than what’s described here. Best thing to do if you want to know more about me or my characters is to chat me up.
Pred- I am looking to play as predator with the current alt I have out. If I am on this Alt List then I am looking to play but willing to play with multiple different alts.
prey- Same as Pred, but as prey.
LFRP- Same as above, but in a switch mood.
OOC- I am notlooking to play at the moment, but I am happy to chat.
Distracted- I am not looking to play at the moment and I’m working on some other kink-based project. I am happy to chat but might not respond to you right away.
DND- I am currently playing with someone else and will not actively respond to other whispers.
The following are some of the things that I enjoy in roleplays. I have a better chance of connecting with players who share these preferences and styles.
Extreme Kinks, Humiliation, and Cruelty in a Casual World: Most of my scenes center around a core concept that somebody is going to die in a horrific manner, they’re going to suffer extreme humiliation and their predator and all bystanders will laugh at them. Usually this involves post-vore disposal (hence the name To Be Dumped) but it can be something else.
Humor and Silliness: I really like to have some levity in my roleplaying, even if sexual gratification is the main goal. I like having characters banter, engage in slapstick moments, and over-the-top campy scenarios. I would much rather describe a bizarre new setting, a silly costume, or a witty taunt than how tight a stomach is for the bazillionth time. (I will still describe how tight a stomach is when it’s time, but that alone is not going to excite me for a scene)
Exchanging Ideas and Chatting Kink OOC: I’ve almost always got ideas in my head to share and if you’re here you probably do too. I will usually feel more comfortable playing with folks that I feel like I know out of character– not personal information, but what some of your preferred kinks and fantasies are. This also shows me that you can string together sentences which is a good thing to know before we start trying to get each other off via text.
Maintaining OOC Communication: Super important! Both parties need to be having fun for a sexy scene to work. I like to check in frequently for how the tone is working and consent for assorted kinks. I am also happy to roll something back and replay it if it’s not what you’re looking for. I want to create a scene together that we’re both happy with and not one that one of us feels trapped in.
Patience and Understanding: Nobody likes needing to suspend or pause a scene. But I hope sexy roleplay time isn’t the most important thing in your life and it’s certainly not the most important thing in mine. I am making sure that I give some form of notice when I need to leave a scene, but it might be abrupt. If we need to leave for more important things or just because we’ve stopped feeling it for the moment, that’s fine by me. I hope it’s fine with you too.
Formats-- PUB, Discord, or Synchronous Portal Play: My preference is to play synchronously in the chat here on Eka’s for an hour or more at a time, pause when we need to, and then pick it back up when we’re next on at the same time. I am willing to play in PUBs as well, although I have the bad tendency to let PUBs sit when I either get intimidated by the next bit of writing or don’t find myself in the mood for the next bit. I am trying to get better with this. I am willing to schedule a time to meet up here, although I have a lot of real life commitments that can take me away from a schedule. I will do my best to communicate this with you. I can be found on the Discord server too, although I prefer to only be contacted there when we’re working out a specific scene or I’ve requested a scene in that server.
My default operating universe is what I like to call the TBD Pooniverse. I may flesh out its “rules” as I think more about them, but the basics are:
-It’s as much like the real world as possible. It’s not an alternate reality where populations have been radically changed because of vore or a female-led society, despite the fact that its trends would have definitely taken it there if played out.
-Everyone CAN perform an unspecified number of types of vore. While 95% of on-screen vore acts will be performed by attractive women it’s theoretically a part of everyone’s life.
-Everyone always has had this ability. It wasn’t caused by a new gene or nuclear accident or anything.
-The average person finds vore and associated acts like disposal to be at least a little bit sexy, especially when done by cute girls.
-Reactions to vore related incidents are fairly casual inasmuch as people shrug off most deaths that they see. If Sally ate your parents and shat them out on your doorstep you’re going to be peeved with her but the police don’t get involved.
-No one has gotten tired of or grown out of poop humor.
Talking to Me Like I’m My Character: This is an instant turnoff and can be a permanent mood killer. Try to talk about my characters like they’re my characters and to me like I’m another person sitting behind a keyboard. If you message me “how many times a day do you poop and what are your biggest poops”, I’m going to be just as off put as a girl you ask that too in a bar. But this also gets into planning and talking about scenes. “I want to fuck you and get eaten by you” feels a lot different than “I want my character to have a fuck and flush with your character.”
Negotiating Consent: I am open minded, feel free to ask me about any kinks you might want to include. But if I say that I don’t want to include something, please do not try to negotiate with me on it. This is a recipe for a bad roleplay and shows me that you’re more interested in getting me to write stroke material that meets your needs rather than playing a story together. This includes trying to say “oh, it’s just the same thing except micro” or “oh it’s just the same thing except with a femboy orc.”
Forcing a Scene: Somehow folks have conceived of this idea that if they message me a scene idea and I show no interest in it, and then the next time they see me on and say “are you ready to start that scene we agreed to last time” will get me to play with them. These folks are wrong.
Loading Down a Scene: I know I have a candy shop of characters here, but most of the time only one of them will be the focus of a scene. Please avoid trying to cram every character and every kink you’ve ever wanted into a scene. We’ll never make it through it and the story will suffer.
Pillow Princesses: The number one thing I look for when deciding whether or not I’m going to play a scene with someone is “is this person going to contribute something to the scene?” I do not want to find myself in a position where I’m writing a story for you to get off to and your only contributions are telling me what you want changed and writing “he screamed no” every post. You can show me that you can contribute by having an interesting profile or making interesting conversation.
Complete Unwillingness (especially with seduction): I am fine with a character being completely unwilling sometimes, but that character’s player needs to then be willing to feed them to the fire. If I say that my character pins yours down, please don’t say that your character pushes her off and runs and gets into an escape helicopter. A major place where this applies is with scenes that call for the predator to seduce the prey– if we’ve agreed to that as a kink then the player needs to help that along instead of screaming no and telling me I need to force them.
Describing Vore: In 100 percent of my scenes vore is a known phenomenon of the world. I never want to play a “gasp, what do you mean you’re going to eat a person?!” scene ever again.
Unnecessary Background (especially establishing my characters by yourself): Some folks like to worldbuild and that can be fun, but if your entire post is about some piece of vore media in this universe that tells a completely different story I can’t really write a response post. This becomes a scene ender when people write a post that is a huge dump of facts and past experiences with my character that I haven’t agreed to.
Not Having a Real God Damned Name: I’m sorry to be a dingus about this one, but I am so much more likely to have a scene with a character who has an actual name. Like something that someone’s parents might have actually named them.
That Art You Commissioned or Idea You Shared With Me is Good, but it SHOULD BE this Thing I Like: Shut up. If I want your opinion, I'll fucking ask for it. And I will ask for your opinion if we're making a scene! But if I get new art done and it doesn't match your kinkset or you ask me what I've written about recently and the answer isn't something you like, you can keep your dicklicker shut, okay?
All art on this and my other profiles was commissioned by me. Artist information available by request.