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'Stop movin' around so much... mm... I can't go that fast, you meanie! And I'm hungry.'
Slow, lazy snailgirl~
--Useful Surami Information--
Surami is the result of a scientist in a weaponry R&D lab who had a little too much sake and a little too much disappointment in one day. When her latest biological weapon project ended in an unforseen failure, said scientist (name withheld to protect the innocent) got tanked up and staggered about her lab ranting and raving for hours on end before she finally decided to do something with the remnants of the project, cackling with manic intent as she fused DNA and molded flesh into a coherent form.
Oddly enough, the 'weapon' she created while drunk and depressed turned out better than the one she'd planned out, and as soon as she sobered up and was greeted by her adorable creation, she claimed she meant to do it that way. Mass-production of Surami's sisters, however, will not happen in the forseeable future... just because a project is a technical success doesn't mean it's a commercial one.
But, anyway, Surami's here. She's big (about the size of a car), she's adorable, she's slimy, she's snuggly, she's squishy, and she's lazy. But remember that she was created in a weapons program... meaning that she's not harmless.
The snailgirl, for example, has extremely resilient skin. Blunt force and slashing weapons are quite ineffective, and piercing weapons usually only cause superficial wounds. Her shell is even more resilient, as one test (or, rather, a bet on her part) showed... she was targeted and shot with a 120mm APFSDS round from half a mile away. While the shell was damaged (as was the poor girl's hearing) she managed to crawl away alive and with four thousand credits... so, a sweet deal for her. The shell regenerated within hours, thanks to silicon nanotech impregnation.
She's extremely useful at subdual, for she has quite a few methods... whether simply overrunning her target, sliming them into immobility, hurling slimeballs or wrapping with slimetentacles, tangling them up within her prehensile hair or tongue, or just tucking them wholly into her cavernous tummy or breasts, she'd make a good cop if only she were faster. She's great at riot control, though!
She can cause quite a bit of damage, as well... she can cause her secretions to be quite acidic, and blobs of acidic slime usually ruin people's days. Especially if said people are just wandering about. She can even damage or destroy vehicles with well-placed blobs, making her an effective (if horribly slow) anti-armor soldier. She's useful enough in a defensive position, though.
She's been trained to use ranged weapons, and she's fairly good at it... in addition, her strength allows her to hold squad support weapons as if they were rifles. Anything larger could theoretically be mounted to her shell for stability... a theory that has been put to the test successfully, in fact, with the mounting of a twin-linked drum-fed machinegun to her shell 'just for kicks' by one of her buddies. It seems likely that any weapon mountable to a vehicle could be strapped onto her shell.
Some people have made comments about her shell being 'like hammerspace'... she stores a lot of stuff in there with her, so you can expect the unexpected. Her favorite things to retrieve are her gargantuan harisen and her octopus plushie.
She loves soft things, like plushies and pillows and breasts, as well as her creator and all of her friends back home. She hates... well, a lot of things. Mostly people too full of themselves. Also butts. If she makes a friend, said friend will be suckled on, slimed, breastsmothered, hairwrapped, tonguetangled, cuddled, and harmlessly gobbled up on a regular basis. Her favorite foods are pocky and collon, pudding, mochi, calamari, crab and yakisoba. She also downs sake at an incredible rate. She enjoys anime where things explode or males get assaulted by hordes of females ('cause it's funny watching them squirm). She's a huge fan of Lucky Star, Paniponi Dash, Kodomo No Jikan and Goshuusho-sama Ninomiya-kun. She also plays 2-D fighting games on a regular basis with her nifty slimeproof universal controller. If she gets a chance to go shopping, she will, but only if there's anime, games, or toys involved.
That should just about cover it~ Anything else, ask her.
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