SplashWoman

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"What's wrong, Rock? You're blushing again!~"

SplashWoman, DRN 067, is a rescue robot. Designed to save people in oceanic mishaps from drowning, SplashWoman eventually decided to go "evil" and destroying the world. She also likes singing.

But, SplashWoman was not evil, just misguided, and said blowy-uppy past is behind her. She's back doing what she loves best: singing her air compressors out and rescuing people in distress from drowning.

She looks like a mermaid, or at very least a woman in a very convicning mermaid costume, but she's neither. SplashWoman is a highly advanced robot. She thinks, she reacts, she sometimes get stuck in routine, but at the end of the day, she's all synthetic. And as such, her circuits can easily be crossed.

SplashWoman never completely got past that whole "terrorizing" thing, and it reflects on her ocean rescue. Before, she'd carry the drown victims to shore with her robotic strength, blasting through the waves like a bullet. Once there, she'd alert the coast guards via an internal emergency line, while performing CPR and other such needed activities.

Now, she prefers to act like a true terror of the deep. It's more fun to carry them by swallowing them up, storing them in her highly elastic holding cell, where maintenance sub-routines help the waterlogged in overcoming their near death experience. But, there's still that slightly evil tic she has, and sometimes she goes a little too far, breaking people she's ingested down into energy to power her systems. It's not her fault it's so... addictive! Rumor has it that's why she got those rather attention getting... upgrades. She's become as much like the sirens her design is based upon, sometimes playful and sweet, other times a truly gluttonous man-eater of the seas.

Which will you encounter if your pleasure cruise hits rough water?


SplashWoman is covered on page 39 of the strategy guide in The_Database