I will not RP with someone who RPs in first person ("I look at you and wag my tail"). It messes with the voices in my head >.>. Additionally, please don't use the word c*nt in RP with me, it's a word I really don't like!
CHARACTER HAS MOVED TO Smoke
Name: Suzanne Donardson
Alias: Smoke Signal (Smoke for short)
DoB: March 13th, 1798
Species: Holstein cowtaur
Occupation: Spell-slinger/Gunslinger-mage
Success Rating: 86% (Prefers high-risk missions)
Employer: Supernatural Solutions International Bail Bonds Ltd (SSI)
Weaponry: 2x custom-made .50bmg revolver, 1x Winchester 1873 repeating rifle (secondary), 1x sawn-off shotgun (CQB) 2x Colt Peacemaker revolver (backup), 2x brass knuckleduster. All are inlaid with runes of Starmetal and Electrum, though she constantly strives to find better magic metals to enhance her power.
Supernatural Solutions International Bail Bonds Employee Report No. 12:
Smoke Signal is one of our more unusual operatives, because of her species, proficiency and modus operandi. While she's only been with us since the mid-1950s, Smoke has completed over a hundred successful missions, and always chooses the most risky ones she can get. She's a spell-slinger, meaning she combines Wild West gunmanship with the older ways of magic. Having been a gunslinger since the invention of the Colt Navy revolver, she learnt magic through a book called "Practical Magic for the Frontier Gunslinger" in 1890. By the early 1900s, she'd mastered most of the techniques in the book, modifying her weaponry and clothing to enhance her magical prowess...
Instructor Michaelson describes her thus: "This Cowtaur is unstoppable as a glacier on fast-forward, and about a thousand times as dangerous! That said, her need for living food is slightly worrying and causes minor problems to cover up; she has devoured 49,920 people to date, the majority of them simply innocent folks in the wrong place at the wrong time. I believe it is an acceptable trade-off however, in return for such an adaptable, powerful agent for dealing with Keter-class events."
Report ends.
Suzanne "Smoke Signal" Donardson is an imposing figure, 12ft tall, 10ft long, 4ft3" wide at her widest point, 18,131b of prime Dairy Holstein-breed cowtaur. She's got the classic black-and-white Holstein colouration, and her dairy heritage shows in FF-scale breasts and the udder that hangs between her hind legs. She's broad-shouldered, with muscular arms that end in four-fingered hands (no pinkie)- unlike most Bovines, who are three-fingered
Her head is fairly large, though in perfect scale with the rest of her body. She has fairly long, curved horns that she uses as a pair of portable hooks, hanging things on when she needs to keep both hands free, or weapons when sheer bulk, strength and ranged firepower will not suffice- if an opponent needs to get the 'point'. She has a black nose, and large, mismatched eyes; her left eye is a cold shade of blue-green, and her right is a soft, warm hazel.
She has a smooth belly on her 'anthropomorphic' section, one that contains a nondigestive stomach. From there her body fades seamlessly into that of a non-anthropomorphic cow, about 1/3 larger than the norm. She has a wide 'barrel' to her tauric chest, and a truly colossal udder; her estimated total yield per milking (for she's a producer) is 20 gallons, 3/4 of it from her udder. Her udder has a secret, too, and has gotten noticeably larger recently. It pushes her legs apart, her gait sloshing it around in, if you're into that kind of thing, a sexy way.
Her rump is large, slightly out of proportion but aesthetically pleasing, with the prominent hipbones of her species. She has a long tail that ends in a black tuft, and a black band about 1/3 of the way along. This tail is constantly in motion, swishing and flicking, occasionally flashing those behind her with views of her private regions, which are surrounded with black fur and skin, and are clean.
Clothing-wise, Smoke is wearing a lot less than usual; a pinkish-red and white Gingham blouse, with the buttons left open. Instead, it is held closed simply by a large knot between her prodigious FF-scale assets, pushing them together and up slightly, her nipples visible as bullet-points in the cloth. Around her waist, she wears the gunbelt that contains her huge .50 BMG revolvers, Colt Peacemakers, and sawn-off shotgun.
Saddlebags rest upon the right side of her tauric body, filled with ammunition and an all manner of other such useful things- meaning that with every step the cowtaur makes, the bags jingle and clatter. A bedroll and a canteen of are tied to them, and her Winchester hangs on the left, opposite the bags.
Atop her head, Smoke wears a white Stetson hat with a grey band, with cigars tucked into it.
You heard of Divine Intervention, right? Well I'm 18,000lb of Bovine Intervention!
Smoke's theme: Desperadoz, Days of Thunder:
MORE PICS!
Click for full size
Click for full size. Both these pics drawn by GLOOM, one with and one without cutaway. Colours by ME!
Image by Zevtibull, colurs by ME. Click to enlarge
Click to enlarge, linework by Rabid, colours by ME
Click to enlarge, linework by anonymous, colours by ME. Yes, I know the spots are different. It's magic!
Colt Hellcannons- 2 .50bmg revolvers!
Measuring 26" (66cm) from foresight to hammer, these revolvers are colossal. Firing the same 12.7x99mm .50-calibre round as the Barrett sniper rifle, with a barrel only slightly shorter. Add to this ten chambers and Smoke is never short of firepower when she has these puppies in hand.
The grips of these huge revolvers are made of wood and special plastics, molded to fit her left and right hands perfectly, and are set with mother-of-pearl. The revolvers bear a shining silver finish and are ornately engraved and decorated with magical runes and sigils, each line marked with the glimmer of inlaid magic-enhancing metals. They are stamped with the insignia of Colt's Manufacturing Company and a manufacture date of July 3rd, 1937.
Click to enlarge
Colt Peacemakers- 2 classic revolvers
THE classic six-shooter, the Colt Single Action Army Revolver, or Peacemaker as it's commonly known, is a very reliable handgun. It's not flashy or stylish, but it gets the job done. Smoke has two of them that she bought in 1873, brand new. Featuring an enlarged grip and trigger mechanism, these intricately detailed revolvers are finished in blue-black gunmetal, with glimmers of magical metal visible as hair-fine lines of silver and gold. In Smoke's hands, these things look like toys.
Short-barrel Coach Gun- Close Combat Nightmare
Two barrels of 8-guage pain. That's all you really need to know about this short-barreled shotgun. Used mainly when Smoke needs to get in close, usually before she puts her knuckledusters. Gunmetal blue-black, with a shortened stock and minimal runes, this is a no-nonsense weapon.
Winchester 1873- The Gun that Won the West
As iconic, if not more so than the Peacemaker, the Winchester 1873 repeating rifle is a Western classic- called 'The Gun that Won the West'. This model is enhanced by a long, telescope-like scope similar to Dr. Brown's in the last Back to the Future film. Exquisitely decorated and engraved with magic runes, it's obvious Smoke uses this gun almost as much as her Hellcannons.
Click to enlarge
Brass Knuckedusters-2 sets of punching rings.
A pair of brass knuckles, that's really all there is to say. Engraved with magic metals, these are what Smoke likes to use when she needs to get... personal