SixtySeven

Hi!

... not the most encouraging of responses, given the circumstances of the picture, but on the other hand, it could definitely have been worse. Meet SixtySeven! She's a guard for an important place! Or, at least, she's convinced that the place is important. Considering it's her home, it's certainly important to her!

67, though, is a simple sort. She can't help that, mind you. She was made that way. Simple, tough, and effective. Why the hell they made her a giant, gorgeous woman, well, you'll have to take up with the dev team. Probably something about making them seem less dangerous than an equally-large guy, especially in a corporate environment.

On to more important details. As you can see, 67 is large(Approximately 25 feet tall. She wriggled too much to be exact). Typically, when she encounters thieves and the like, she's also VERY much in-charge. However, she's far from cruel. Simple as she is, she's also quite friendly, and kind, and a bit too easily bored, if nothing happens for too long. She spends most of her days in a room that's a bit too small(but is, nevertheless, quite comfortable), being told stories, listening to the radio provided for her, or sometimes watching a TV that's got quite a few channels blocked. She can't read, she can't write, and her speech is a bit slow sometimes. She doesn't know many big words, you see.

What she DOES know, however, is that small people are cute! Cute, and tasty. If given the opportunity, she'll scoop up whomever she happens to meet, which is typically people who're where they're not supposed to be, or who forgot their office IDs, or, on occasion... well, special play-dates are arranged! These happy little moments come a bit too few and far-between for her, though. Still, when all else fails, she's got her sisters to keep her company. And, well, when you get right down to it, she's a simple girl, with simple pleasures. Easy to please, if not necessarily easy to satisfy.

Obviously, there's a bit more to her than that, but that's enough to get started with. Please, do PM me if you're interested, but not ICly.

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