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'Demon priestess. Netherworld healer. Hah! That one's nothing but a scam artist and bottomless pit. She heals you, cures your wounds, soothes your pain... even brings you back from the dead. But you go bankrupt in the end! She charges so damn much, you might as well be dead! I mean... poor Tran asked her to heal a cut on his arm, and the wench took two months pay right out of his wallet!'
'Shichiyou? Yeah. I know her. My whole unit got shot up on a hill this one time. Ambushed. Left for dead. Then she shows up, all cheerful. Raises Briggs and Stevens right outta the grave. Cures the bullet wound in my gut. Puts the new kid's arm back on. We thought she was a savior. Then she pulled out an abacus and started counting. Quoted a number bigger than my brain could handle. Told her hell no! She said that she'd have to borrow one of us, then, to help her with something... seemed fair enough. We sent the new kid. Saw him waltz off with her carrying a comb... she just wanted him to comb her hair! Fancy that! Better than paying. 'til we saw her hair tangle around him like some kinda living spiderweb. Never saw the kid again. Bullets bounced right off her, or went in and didn't wound. She just giggled, blew us a kiss, and walked away. Incredible. Feel sorry for the kid, though.'
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No one should ever expect a demon to be anything but mean-spirited and murderous. It's when you get those that aren't that you should be happy. And Shichiyou is neither. Always bubbly and talkative... maybe too much so, at times... she seems to be a shining beacon in the mire of demonkind. Always willing to help out with something.
Then you realize that everything has a price, to her.
See, Shichiyou is a healer. A very good healer. She can resurrect half an army in an instant, if she was inclined to do so. And she seems so sweet about it... she does it without being asked, and makes sure that everyone is taken care of.
Only later do you get the bill. Just like with most healthcare systems, actually. Think of her as a mobile, modern hospital, right down to the six-figures at the end of the invoice.
She accepts any forms of currency, first and foremost. Got dollars? Hell? Yen? Rupees? Ork teeth? Shiny gold coins? Let her know, she'll calculate the total based on what you're paying in. The issues start when you don't have any money. She's going to get payment, one way or another.
Shichi's a bit of an oddball when it comes to those other forms of payment... you never know what she might want, but you can bet she won't tell you until it's too late. She might want something as simple as a massage, to work her weary muscles loose... or a good haircombing, so she doesn't have to worry about it. In these cases, it's best not to get too close...
She's also able to manifest and metabolise abstract concepts and emotions... she'll take those, too, if she's feeling peckish. Are you afraid of her? She'll eat your fear. Lusting? She'll eat that, too. Do you consider yourself lucky? Well, she'll devour your luck. Happy? She might nibble on your happiness, a bit. It's really her choice, but like we said... you won't know until it's too late.
But what of Shichiyou herself, anyway? What's she like?
Well, for starters, she's big. She's about eleven feet tall... natural growth, being a demon and all. She's very soft and plush... her skin is squishy pretty much everywhere, though as one might expect it's still softest in the breast and tummy regions. Still, she feels almost... boneless. And despite the softness, her skin seems nigh-impenetrable. She usually giggles if some silly demon hunter comes at her with a big fancy sword, or huge enchanted gun. After they waste their energy and/or ammunition on her plush form, she'll sit down and give them a stern talking to about assaulting a healer.
She weighs quite a bit, though she's not exactly 'fat'. She's just huge. A big woman. Eleven feet tall will do that to you... and it doesn't help that she nibbles on things so much.
She has a -lot- of hair. Her hair goes all the way down, and it's wound up in thick curls. She adores it, is very proud of it, and would like you to play with it. Really~ Go ahead. It won't swallow you up into its depths. She promises.
While she does have very, very large breasts, and realizes it, it doesn't seem to bother her... yet another reason many assume her to be some sort of boneless entity, for if she had a spine, it would be irrepairably taxed. She uses them, though... not like they're dead weight. In fact, many of the people who try to skip out on her invoices end up in there... which is why they're so big in the first place. Right through the skin, into the inner parts, that's how she rolls~ No one really knows what it's like in there. Guess you could always ask!
Her tummy is sort of the same as her breasts, though it's safer to be around. That entire general area is sort of a 'hot zone', though... go north and you hit cleavage, go south and you hit... well, you know. She'll trap you either way, so if she puts you on her tummy for some reason, it's best to sit still.
Aside from healing, she's got some other skills as well. She's a near-orgasmic cook, especially with a few favored Asian dishes and desserts. If you're hungry, let her know! She doesn't charge nearly as much for food as she does for healings. She's not a bad fighter, though usually her fighting style is 'swallow it up with hair'. It works, too. Ever seen a soldier able to fight when he's got hair half-raping him? Didn't think so. She's a good singer, though she doesn't take requests, and likes humming more. Remarkably, she has a complex understanding of military tactics and equipment, old and new... but, that may be because she's been staring it down all her life and just knows what explody thing comes from what metal junkheap.
So, you're probably thinking 'How do I get on her good side, if she just overcharges and/or eats everyone she sees?'
Bring her snacks or toys. She's infinitely amused by toys, and if she's nibbling on snacks, there's a proven four percent chance that she might write you off as friendly... and maybe even let you walk away!
Oh, wait, hold on. It seems like she's got something to add.
'Hi there~! This is everyone's favorite lunar healer, Shichiyou! I'm in the neighborhood, so I figured I'd let ya'll know that I'll be watching, making sure none of you get too beat up! Well, unless you look poor and untasty, but... for the most part, you should be safe! Just carry money~ And if not, be ready to work, ja? I'm not afraid to kidnap you, or at the very least go hunting for your wallets and purses!'
"Shichiyou, you're not everyone's favorite. You just got here. They don't know you yet."
'Aw... really? That's a shame. Hmm... well, it still applies! If'n you need healing, just come to me! I'm easy to spot and willing to help!'
"Right. Well, just remember, folks! Shichiyou loves you. But she loves your money more."
---Shichiyou Abridged - For Lazy Assh... people---
Here's a list of Shichiyou's basic and advanced skills and properties, for those of you who don't get inferrences or simply want an easy reference.
Healing Suite - Shichiyou is a healer. A damn good healer. However, she's rather erratic in her methods, and aside from the four standard triage classes, she's made two of her own. Magical, and Mundane. Those who require (and can pay for) magical healing have full access to all of her healing spells, including those to resurrect, those to cure diseases and ailments, and those to mend wounds and restore what was lost. Those who have suffered minor injuries (or happen to be dirt poor) recieve mundane treatment. Bandages, sutures, tourniquets, and her favorites, QuikClot and the Automated External Defibrillator.
All Work And No Play Makes Shichiyou Poor - Shichiyou's most powerful healing spell, Divine Avalon, is... different. It can revive someone from the most horribly violent of deaths, but at a price. The spell is almost orgasmically enjoyable, and it's easy for one to get addicted to the feeling. Which is fine with her. She charges at least seven-figure numbers for this spell. Every time she uses it, she gets exponentially richer. Not to say her other healing spells aren't pleasurable, but none of them are quite as... irresistable... as Divine Avalon.
Hellooooo Nurse! - Shichiyou is big. Shichiyou is soft. Shichiyou is, in the eyes of some, utterly gorgeous. Her shapely body is ridiculously resilient, and to this date, no one has ever discovered anything that causes more than mild discomfort. Like a certain other she's affiliated with, she's able to take a beating from a main battle tank and come out alive. Naked, maybe, and a little singed, but alive. It's theorized that she has no bones at all, as she can take serious impact trauma and come out unharmed.
That Looks Delicious! - Shichiyou is capable of eating nearly anything for sustenance, though for obvious reasons she decides to stay away from eating tasteless things like metal and plastic. She still very much prefers to ensnare and absorb warm, wriggling prey (or warm, limp, seduced prey), but if she's feeling generous she'll only take part of them. Almost any feeling, emotion or thought can be plucked and devoured, and she does this -very- erotically.
Got A Comb? - Shichiyou adores her hair. The mountains of blonde curls serve as extra arms during mass casualty situations, as well as a very powerful tool for locating, trapping, and devouring prey. She can extend it to near-infinite lengths... so don't think you're safe if you're far away from her. If you are around Shichiyou, you have an eighty-six percent chance of ending up in her hair for one reason or another. If you don't like it, she'll likely turn her nose up at you. And charge you triple. No, quadruple!
Va-Voom~! - Shichiyou, being an eleven-foot tall well-fed demoness, has an extremely impressive bust. Soft, opulent flesh, enough of it to capture an entire infantry squad (this has been proven). If by some miracle you don't end up in her hair, this is likely where you'll be. Smashed between the cleavage, or absorbed right through the sticky flesh. Very rarely does one see her nipples.
Plus Size? - Having a round tummy is also part of being an eleven-foot tall well-fed demoness, and Shichiyou's tummy is the second-softest part of her body. She likes to drop prospectives and patients onto her belly, which she likes to call the 'waiting room'. And just like a patient at a real doctor's office, don't get impatient in the 'waiting room'. You're just a push away from her thighs or her cleavage, both of which can constrict with enough force to damage a car (this has been proven). Said belly can also become a sticky pit of doom with just a thought.
Thoroughly Licked - Shichiyou's got a big tongue. It's not really known why she has a big tongue, but she does. She can usually fire it out to about twenty feet and wrap it around someone, though this isn't very common. She does use it, however, on patients she's fond of, as an alternative to a sponge bath. Rawr~
Unlicensed Weapons? - No one really knows everything Shichiyou keeps in her robes. Though she's a healer, she's not against causing harm to someone if they attempt to hurt one of her patients... and usually, she does so with some sort of weapon (blood makes her gorgeous hair so unsightly!). Expect the worst. She's been around for long enough to know, and be able to name, most antique and contemporary (and even many future) weapons. Warning: she's fond of grenades. Her current primary/favorite weapon is a 8.8 cm Panzerabwehrkanone 43 she 'liberated' off of an anti-tank mount back in World War II.
Reality? Psh. - Being a demon, Shichiyou has a few odd abilities at her command. She's able to project harmful beams of energy (she was going to learn attack magic but found that spiking a particle beam through someone's head was much quicker), phase through solid objects, teleport a limited distance, survive in hostile environments, and even fly (somewhat). She can also open portals from her current location to a destination point... usually a place to safely transfer the wounded in the event of a mass casualty situation.
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