Name: NOT SAYURI. It's Cristoph.
Height: Yes, I AM tall enough.
Weight: Light enough to lift.
W-Well, uh..... It looks like I've found a boyfriend!
AlexPermaNerd, that wonderful cutie, is now my boyfriend~ I really do love him a lot, a-and we're gonna have a happy future together! Which was cut short, as I ended him inside me, letting him spend his last few moments churning away in me~
And, uh. Well,
AlexPermaNerd kinda got.... Ate. Gone. poof! Who knows WHERE he wound up?
Current world record holder in speedrunning devouring a
QuickNekoSnack, at a blistering 4 posts! Though, that run DOES need to be optimised more. Maybe in future runs, this could be brought to sub-four, perhaps even sub-three!
A meme brought to you by the
Minimalist_AltList.
Also a degenerate trap lover
