Sarah_Monkee

Sarah: Hello~ As you may have guessed I'm Sarah. And yes I am a monkey. And dont you start with the banana jokes, I am very tired of them.... even if bananas are the best, most tasty and healthy food you can EVER EAT! *Drools* Uh... sorry. Anyway, I am new to this park. It seems kinda rad but I havnt met too many people yet.

Interviewer: I see... well what do you do for a living?

Sarah: Ah! Now thats a fun question. I am a mechanic. Name it and I can fix it. My skill with machinery has even gotten me a scholarship to the college in this park! I start classes next week. So uh... yea, if you ever have something you need fixed then just come to -Btttzzzz... REDACTED- So yea. I also have a habit of -Bzzzt! REDACTED- but you know, thats kinda... when I have to.

Interviewer: I see. Well we have recorded the nessisary information. Is there anything you wish to say for the record?

Sarah: Hmmm.... ohhhh yes. Too all those so called "predators" out there, I think you all need to -Bzzzzzzzzztttt! REDACTED- And another thing, seriously, no. You CANT pay for the repairs with bananas. I prefer cold hard cash thank you.
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So ummm... as you read in my... entrance exam to become a permanent resident to this park, I have a pretty great life and if you ever need something fixed, I can fix it. And I mean ANYTHING! Also, I am a pretty nice and cool friend to have so... you know, come say hi and whatnot. Wanna learn more? How about you buy me a drink then? Ohhhh! Or you can bring me some facinating piece of tech. I LOVE tech... and... *Whispers* I might... have a famous dad....






Sarah's Diary (AKA: Story so Far)

1/15/14: Today was my first day in the park! I opened my Garage and boy I made a whole hell of alot of money! As I was leaving the Garage for the night I got jumped by a beautiful, sexy Bunny demoness named Sashi who almost ate me but because I slugged her good she has kept me alive and adopted me as a pet. I actually dont mind and I actually enjoy being around her. I think she likes me too... we did shots and she asked me a bunch of questions but after we both fell asleep while cuddling.... Oh and I am now her pet, under her protection and cant date... her rules... I will see about changing her mind on that one...


1/16/14: Today was a pretty awesome day! I made TONS of cash today and even got to fix a sonic resonator capable of destroying most of this city! Of course I made them a deal where they dont destroy the city and I fix their device. And earlier, like... 3 of 4 hours ago.... a sexy blue... hedgefox I think she said she was... came in with a busted bike and her panties and skirt ripped. I offered her to stay the night since it was downpouring and.... we kissed. Shes going to the same school I am and she is not only dead sexy... but SMART! Thats a combination you dont see often. Usually the pretty ones are dumb as rocks. Shes sleeping right now but even now I find her... beautiful. I think I have a crush... <3 Her name is Artemis_Moonshine. What a pretty name too! <3


5/4/14: Its been a few months since I opened my Garage. Today a very nice Yoshi came in and stayed the night. Her name is Sun_ and she is just the cutest and lovliest yoshi I have ever met. And I found out they wear underwear! You never would have thought huh?

11/16/14: So, today has been a very interesting and lovely day! Earlier, I met a beautiful slime girl named Anna. Shes my new receptionist. And then, I also met someone who was escaping a storm..... shes a very strong willed gryphon named Gilda. Shes AMAZING! Very sexy, tough and loving. Shes spending the night and ALWAYS has a place here with me~ PS: We totally fucked and she is..... so sensual~



Friends and Mentionworthy People

Artemis_Moonshine- SUPER sexy, intelligent girl who I go to school with! Shes kinda clumsy but hey, nobodys perfect. ;3

Sun_- A very loving, soft, gentle, and beautiful Yoshi who has become good friends with Sarah. She is welcome in Sarah's home ANYTIME~

Slime_Feast- Anna, a cute banana flavored slime girl, was rescued from a broken car and now serves as a lover to Sarah as well as her receptionist!

Gilda_The_Griffon_- Gilda is a beautiful, strong gryphon with quite an appitite. She is absolutely wonderful and after drinking some shots.... we made sure to be clear how much we love each other~






Family and Special People

Master: Sashi




Some Rules (VERY IMPORTANT):

1. I am a switch. I do NOT play with pure prey. If you play with me, you need to be either a switch as well or a pred. I hate having to play Pred all the time.
2. Do not approach me ICly. It annoys me greatly and reduces your chances of playing at all.
3. Do not be rude. If I decline you, it is because I am not feeling it. Dont be rude and throw guilt trips because of it. I also do not respond to Slut, Whore, Bitch, Cunt, Etc. Be polite or dont talk to me. :)
4. My more Extreme kinks like Scat and Watersports are NOT needed. We can have a vanilla rp. :3
5. I do not do Perma. Plain and Simple.
6. Please have a profile for me to look through. A simple image with no text is boring and unimaginative to me. I also appreciate if you have a referance picture. Even if its just one you send me. :)
7. I sometimes poof. If that happens, my Internet went out. I cant afford any better so... sorry ahead of time? Likewise, if it is late at night, I will let you know that I cant play because its late.
8. Please have an idea of some sort? I get quite a few messages to play but no one has any ideas. I also will think of some so we have variety. I just dont want to be the only one thinking of things.
9. I enjoy making friends. If we RP enough and you manage to make friends with Sarah, you're added to the profile. :)
10. I enjoy casual RPs as much, if not more, then sex RPs. I enjoy cute interactions and romance.