RiaTheMewtwo

"Alright, is this thing on?... Good, now... Attention! Trainers, breeders, humans. I'm recording this today to send you all a message;"

"Fuck off. I am DONE with all of you."

"Do you twerps think I want you skulking about up here? Throwing nets and ropes and fucking masterballs at me all damn day? I thought if I threw a few of you over the mountainside you'd get it, I thought if I punted your useless little pikachus and littens about you'd get it, I thought if I ATE some of you, you'd get it. BUT NO! Oooooh no my ass is just too damn valuable to you lot."

"Well fine, if you're going to come than I'm going to give you all a warning; if you come near me with a pokeball, I'll eat you. If you step foot on my mountain, I'll eat you. If you so much as look at me with the slightest intent of turning me into one of your pets I will shrink you down and shove you and your pokemon into my dark, inescapable depths where your best hope for the future is ending up somewhere flattering on my thighs."

"Hell maybe that's not enough, how about you come anyway so I can use you as a seat, or maybe I could use some of my other powers to turn you into some other kind of toy. Bah, some of you creeps would probably get off on that."

"You get the picture thought... If any of you mess with me again, the only place you're going is..." The angry mewtwo would suddenly back away from the camera, standing upright and showing off her nude, lucious form. "Here." She'd slap her belly "Here." She'd reach up with her hands, groping her round soft orbs. "... Or here." She turned around, showing off her huge purple ass to the camera, giving it a nice firm slap, her cheeks wobbling from the impact.

"Just a fair warning to you all." She'd say, before lifting her hand as the camera floated upwards, the sounds of metal creaking and crushing heard soon after as the feed turned to static.