Quid_Pro_Crow

CAW!! I want to introduce myself; my name is Quid Pro Crow. I am here to remind you to Vote for me.

Quid is a 6-foot tall Anthro Black Crow. Like all crows he is smart, curious and loves things shinny. After he graduated from the Avian School of politics, he quickly found a job as a page in the local congress. Moving up the pecking order fast, he was soon elected to the senate floor and found himself debating many lives changing battles for other Anthos, he started the preds act of 2000.
He started his latest campaign is to fight for the right of all preds, he views them as the way of the future of the new world.

In his political career the crow is very charismatic to the ones that finance his goals and mean and nasty to the ones who don’t. He will always be a typical politician, beak stab you in the back in an instant, to advance his way up the polls. if you don’t want to see the inside of his beak, throat, crop and stomach vote for him. Of course, politics being what they are, he quickly learned how to bend the system to make it work to his own advantage (including swallowing the ones who opposed him) Quid, he has one motive mind and that is digest the little people to get to his goal of the ultimate ruler.

*UPDATE* Quid is now desperate; he has lost the election and his power. The votes were all rigged and the faulty counting crows he hired that all flew the coup. He then hired a crooked skunk lawyer named, Rudy Pezzoli who held several rallies to support the election lies, one was a land scape company called the 2 seasons. (It was a flop) Fight as he did the results were finial and Quid was forced into political exile. His money ran out, and after several bad attempts to raise more funds and a lawsuit for tax evasion, he was forced to declare bankruptcy. He fired and ATE the skunk lawyer (that skunk had a bitter taste) and moved to his luxury birdhouse condo down south. Now he spends his days scheming, doing talk shows, radio shows, crashing parties and charging outrageous fees for speaking engagements.
*UPDATE New scam*: Desperation causes many hardships in the crow’s life, he has lost his seat on the senate perch, his once loyal band of followers have all flown the coup, his twitter acct was suspended for spreading falsehoods, like I AM NOT A CROW, But a new species of black feathered peacock. OR I am the rooster that crows in the night, the new salvation let me show you the way to fly to freedom. OR his failed campaign attempt of MCGA make, crows, great, again. All of the failures have left him poor and desolate.

A NEW HOPE: As Quid was sitting his alone in his sky penthouse, the bills and lawsuits stacked high behind him. He happened to see a add for a clothes company with an eagle as a mascot* Now that is a pretty bird, *he smiles as he gets an idea, he steals the logo, crops off the eagle’s head and inserts his. It looks so good, that he looks for more images of eagles in poses, like an astronaut, a cowboy, a crime fighting hero, a super rock star. In a short time, he has modified all these stolen images, and produced a commercial with a scrip he made.
MY FELLOW PREDS, Hello it’s me your favorite crow. I am here to announce my new line of digital cards with pictures of me, and my amazing life. “GET YOUR CARDS NOW! Only $99 each! Would make a great Christmas gift. Don’t Wait. They will be gone, I believe, very quickly!" and one lucky creature will be entered into a raffle to have dinner with me! *He posts the video and the crow made 4.5 million in 8 hrs., he was back on top once more
At a sneaker conference in Phila over the weekend, former President Quid Pro unveiled his latest pitch — and it wasn't a stump speech. The business crow turned politician debuted a line of gleaming, golden sneakers called the Never Squawk High-Top Sneaker, which sell online for $399 a pair. "This is something I've been talking about for 12 years, and I think it's going to be a big success," QUID said to the crowd at Sneaker Con Phila "That's the real deal," he added, holding up the flaxen footwear, which features his CROW Logo MCGA (make crows great again) flag on the back and a capital C on the side.
The Art of the pred deal. A new book written by Quid himself (well not really, he had a ghost writer) This book showcased the life of the crow, from Egg to early schooling, to his rise to power. He goes into details in his book about how to control, capture, feast and eat prey in this book. For a limited time and for a small sum more, he will even personally sign the book, using a quill pen feather plucked right off his tail feathers.


He was dragged into court and accused of paying off a well known parrot porn star named Stormy Talons. His hush money payments of 150 bags of seeds to the parrot star. The charges all amounted to 35 counts of falsehoods, all of which he was guilty for. The court battle made him incoherent at times, his rallies are now weak filled with anger rages and lies. During the court hearings, he complained about the temp of the courthouse, cant see his baby bird graduation from bird school, made political threats of prey all on the jury and got fined for each threat. With the case over, he returned to the rally stage, to followers number dwindling at each meeting. Its only a matter of time before the gets jail time behind the bird cage of Squaker Prison