For your viewing enjoyment
Wake up!
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only King,
Bowser Koopa
I'm a turtle as you see
A little slow and alittle green
But I'm the whole I'd say
Supa Dupa
Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened
But if you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened
So let's just say
Ignorance is bliss
Well, I'd wait to be a bummer
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers
You know those brothers
Oh, what's their name?
Oh yes, Mario and Luigi
Just sound of them makes me quesy
I'd like to take that monkey wrench
I'd play my own game
Princess Toadstool
you're so misguided, mmm...
I've never been fond of bookworms,
but then again,this one does make good Mario bait!
I can't wait...
IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
With my magic book,
I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power,
until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel!
My only problem with these spells
is that I know not what they tell,
so every hex leaves me perplexed,
all I want are those plumbing fools!
Princess Toadstool
you're not so clever, mmm...
All your words are alphabet soup
a picture tells it better!!
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN!
Ignorance is bliss!
Haven't you heard a pictures worth a thousand words?
You call yourself a princess
but you're a brainiac in a dress!
I can't believe you waste time with these books!
You remind me of my kid sister
she read so much, she got a blister...
A big one, I mean big!
On her brain! What a snook!
I'd like to get my hands on...
just one time with a monkey wrench!
I'd fix their plumbing...
Princess Toadstool
I know you're frightened, mmm
(You're so misguided!)
Cause if you knew just why you're here
your fear would just be heightened!
Princess Toadstool
you're not so clever, mmmm...
(Pictures say it better!)
All your words are alphabet soup
a picture tells it better!
FOR THE LAST TIME!!...
One second thought, I think I've made my point...
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Age: 19
Height 5'5"
Weight: 109 lb
Bust: 36 C
Occupation:.....uh?
Princess Peach Toadstool (ピーチ姫) is the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. She resides in her castle along with many Toad retainers. Her kingdom is often attacked by the Koopa Clan, led by Bowser.
Peach has an affinity for the color pink, which accents her feminine personality and kind temperament. Peach's girlish nature and role as the damsel are often represented with her heart abilities and Princess emblems. Peach's initial design was said to represent her stubborn, yet cute, appearance.
Princess Peach is classy, kind, clever, and adventurous. She often displays an unselfish and noble spirit and puts her friends ahead of herself. Peach is also into sports and is said to easily be able to "play with the big boys". Besides sports, Peach is also into ball-room dancing, video games, singing, and playing the piano.
Along with that, she can be naive and very strongwilled at times, but Peach is also wise and motherly. Peach seems to enjoy exploring and trying new things. Peach is also sweet and hospitable to others. An example of this is when she often bakes cakes for Mario. Peach often expressed loneliness without Mario and she also apologizes excessively for getting into trouble. Peach enjoys the company of others, as she had constructed Baseball Kingdom for all her friends. She generally has the personality of a polite lady though she can be competitive and playful. She still shows good sportsmanship in many appearances. Deep down inside it bothers her that she is a constant victim of kidnapping, but she still is very grateful for what Mario and Luigi do.
Abilities
Float: With a little mushroom magic, she can hop into the air and float along for a good period of time...
Parasol:...and she can open her parasol after to easily glide down toward the ground, it also makes a rather wonderful weapon...and speaking of weapons...
Hammerspace: She has her own special access to the theoretical dimension known as 'hammerspace' able to pull objects from it, though many times its random.
Peach bomb: With a quick hip toss, she can swing her wonderfully ample rear into her enemies, causing them to pretty well be exploded in a showing of pink hearts. A cute, but dangerous technique.
Peach Blossom: With a twirl and a dance, she puts all her enemies to sleep, while bombarding the area in peaches...which she tends to collect to make a wonderful peach cobbler after.
Vibe Scepter: Still holding onto it even after her stint as the heroine, she can use the scepter to cause her emotions to manifest into powerful magic....woe to any enemy who gets her angry.
A work in progress