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What other people say about Pram:
'The newest of the Overlords, Pram hasn't had her own netherworld for very long. She's unique among them both for her sheer power and for her talents as an Oracle. She's the only overlord with the ability to see into the future.'
Is it true? Yeah, sure. Pram's an Oracle, and a powerful Overlord. But there's more to it than that...
Now, to hear from Pram herself!
'You! Yeah, you. You there, with the beady little eyes. What're you doing in here? You one of the new vassals or something? Alright, listen up, 'cause I'm only going to say this once.
I'm Pram the Oracle, and I'm in a bad mood. Some bizarre phenomenon bridged my Netherworld to this silly place and now I'm stuck here dealing with furries and scalies and all sorts of other things no Overlord should ever have to deal with! There's only two sides for you to take... with me, or against me. If you're with me, you're considered a vassal. If you're against me, well... we'll not speak of that for now.
It's a pretty sweet deal, though, being a vassal. Free reincarnations. Well, not free... you do have to pay me back. But you never stay dead for long! And you get stronger every time you come back, as long as you don't mind being formed from a rock or tree. And we can even alter your character class! Tired of being a mage? Why not try your hand at using a sword?
Okay, so vassal isn't the term I usually use. You're basically a minion. But it's the same deal. Think of it as insurance.
As for this silly place, well... all I know is, I'll not be getting eaten anytime soon.'
--Pram's Netherworld Army Recruitment Drive!--
Ever wanted to do some good in your life? To fight for a righteous cause? If so, go away. We don't need the righteous here!
After all, this is a Netherworld Army! You'll be looting, pillaging, and generally smashing things for no apparent reason!
Lady Pram's service comes with many benefits! You get a salary (plus whatever you loot) and the advantage of near-unlimited power growth (subject to revision by Lady Pram herself). You'll be assigned a class and given a weapon based on both class and personal preference, as well as current quartermaster stock. You might even get to drive a vehicle!
Please send Lady Pram a message if you wish to join her army. She'll ask you a couple of questions and, if you check out, you'll be enlisted on the spot!
--Pram's Army!--
Being redone, because a lot of the people in Pram's last army were derps.
--ATTENTION! Requested Minion Types--
Ranged combatants, please.
--ATTENTION! Thank you for your attention--
----Other Shots of Prammikins----
Netherworld TV is just as boring as regular TV. Well, 'cept there's more live deaths.
This is the result of a horrible, horrible mistake. I'm not meant to have those marshmallow blobs!
This is the last thing folks usually see before their universe goes kaput. Neat, huh?
Pram's Evil Journal of Collectively Awesome Plans to Cause Mayhem to All Who Oppose Her (PEJOCAPTCMTAWOH!)
Unleash the Fallen Maiden - Complete
Gigify - Final stages.
KP-X 00-00-00-00-1 - Proceeding as planned.
Hire a Valkyrie - Proceeding as planned.
The Silent One - Proceeding as planned.
