PokeEggDealer

"Getcha pokemon eggs right here! The Rare and Exotic, From Dratini to Milotic!"

A commen phrase shouted by the gentlemen, a classy straw hat, similar to the one's carnies wear atop his head, and also clad in a red vest with a clean white shirt underneath, and smart black dress pants. holding up one of the colorful eggs in the air. He's a business man, looking only for two things. One, to profit from his collection of eggs. Not to say he's unkind, oh no. If one was to hatch unsold, it'd be taken to an adoption agency post-haste. Which brings him to his second search. To find a perfect home for each critter.

"You'd be surprised how often people return the little tykes..." He mutters, carefully stroking a dragonair, the slender pokemon wrapped aroung his cane and arm. "You see... I don't ever garuntee them special ones..." He holds up and egg, sighing softly. "This could be a Manaphy! Or a simple rattata. The choosing is the fun part... and for only 500 Zenny... it's a steal, really..."

The dragonair cooes, nuzzling his cheek. "Though I know some of them are those fabled Dratini... Dorothy here's made sure of that. Still... do be careful. The older they get... some tend to get fiesty." He sighs again, pushing his cart onwards.

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This is a randomized character, or one of your choice. Would you care to buy an egg... only to be later swallowed by it's occupant? Or perhaps you'll keep and cherish them forever... or even swallow the delectible little one down. Don't let the old man see you though... that Dragonair of his is a feisty one... especially if it was one of her offspring.

By randomized, I mean I'll roll a die at the currant amount of pokemon... and once an egg-laying pokemon is chosen... I will use it's smallest form in the egg.

The Adoption Center:

Here resides the pokemon who either hatched early, were not wanted... or escaped. Maybe you can find them a home?

ANY ATTEMPT TO EAT THE MAN OR DOROTHY WILL BE IGNORED!!! THEY ARE UN-CONSUMABLE AND OFF LIMITS FOR SUCH ACTIVITIES!!!

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