Page_Turner
"My name is Page Turner, sirs, you seem to have caught me at a nap. Pardon the dust, the maid must be slacking."
"What do I do, sirs? I turn pages. Master’s got an awful lot of books and his hands are old and weary. Made me for it, he did."
"Don't think ill of him, please. He's no time for guests..."
"Well, if no one's seen him in quite some time I suppose it's because he's busy reading, sirs."
"...What do you mean this towers been abandoned ten years, sirs?"