OldManCain

I'm in my fugging 30s. Not that damn old, you internet whippersnappers and tennyboppers. He has been defined as an enigma that cannot be fully explained or understood. To many, he is a daunting impact upon their life, often without much consideration if they would like him to be or not. To others, he is their dearly beloved 'Daddy' and guardian. How he is viewed and acts tends to vary from person to person.

It is unclear exactly what kind of being he is. Often appearing as a lean built, 5' 10" male of likely Native Americna heritage, he has been shown to weild outlandish abilities from things as simple as size modification to outright reality warping and mental domination. Though it can be argued most by those involved with him that although a leecherious, perverted fella of ill repute... He does seemingly manage to educate and mentor those he interacts with, even through all of the abuse and torment he makes them go through.