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'If you won't go to Niflheim, Niflheim will just have to come to you~! Fufufufu~'
Meet Niflheim. And yes, this is -that- Niflheim. Bet you never guessed that it was a person, huh? Well, they always say hell is other people... I guess that applied back in the day as well!
Yes, this little buxom creature standing before you is the location of Hel, the place where those who do not die a heroic death are sent. Specifically, it's her gut.
Now... records aren't great from ancient times, and not much is known about how she used to act, but to meet her today is... well, interesting. She's rather clumsy, and has about as much common sense as a stick. Maybe it's her age, or maybe she's just always been this way.
Not to mention... well, no one's really sure what she even -does- now. I mean, sure, we've pretty much come to the conclusion that Ragnarok either happened and we missed it, or it's not going to happen. Valkyries are bored, Odin is bored, and Niflheim is especially bored. There's no real need to sort the honorable from the not these days, since there's no pending battle at the End of the World, so she's just sort of hanging around at this point.
Not that she's really bound to any specific time. She exists in the past, present and future simultaneously, so if she gets too bored she can just go somewhere exciting. But, again, as she's kinda ditzy and slow, she's relatively easy to excite.
And since Ragnarok ain't a looming concern, she's got other uses for that Hel-gut of hers. Specifically, anything she feels like using it for.
Physically, she's not too imposing... if you didn't know beforehand, you'd probably just assume she was a crazy little kid. Not even five feet tall, slightly curvy, with long silky hair and an ample, bouncing bosom, her most exotic features are her eyes. Seeing as her job was to claim the dead, she has skull irises. You know... so folks know they're doomed. It's important to note though that, being who she is, she's not particularly inclined to stick to the rules of the universe, and can alter her height or general curvy/bustiness/hair length/etc at will.
It's also important to note that she is a glutton, and can and will eat people she meets with whatever bit of her body fancies her at the time. Hair, breasts, mouth, tongue, bottom, flesh... if you touch any part of her, just be aware that she can scarf you down.
As a side note, she likes to torture good warriors, particularly paladins, as well as Valkyries. She's heard there's such a thing as a paladina, but her response to this is 'You don't need to feminize EVERYTHING, gawd!' followed by a punch to the nose.
Regardless... it's safe to say going to hell has never been so much fun.