Nerdy_Shitter

One of the many Hoot_Impulse_Alts

Ever met a soul who just sounds like they own a shelf full of games never released in their country?

Wesley Sharpe is that kind of person, wholly and truly. He could go on a tanget about the history of Super Mario Sunshine speedrunning long enough to grow a garden from start to finish, show you enough old and odd games to make your wallet shudder in fear of being made of an example of, and act as free advertising for whatever new hotness he's latched onto. He's the kind of guy to consider a computer parts shop just a step away from a holy place, to hook up a RAID array just to store all of his...valuables, and more than precisely the kind to have at least 1 password-protected file on said array. It's no wonder why he's called the "Dork Chief" by the best of his friends.

He also takes massive, toilet-breaking shits on the regular and gives off more poisonous gas than a Weezing. Wesley, on top of being a dork, is also a massive glutton, eating anything from whatever's on his plate to whoever gave him it. He's a lad bent on the simple pleasures in life - like 100%ing a game, and unloading the local cheer squad right after. The fullness, the control, the...mind-shatteringly amazing pleasure pinching off a massive log gives, and the sadistic tinge of delight knowing that log was a person (or more likely people)...

One thing's for certain; he's got his priorties straight!~
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Events~

Wesley and Kendra_TheCursed were in talks for a while online before they decided to meet up in person over at his place! Of course, she knew about his tendencies, soo...she fed herself to him on stream, and that lead her to where she still remains today - in a coil plopped out by the nerd and on his ass~ Though, another version of Kendra lives on...but not the one on Wesley's rear~ Kendra_Tempera's her name~