Height: 2' 9" Imp, 6' 1" Humanoid
Weight: *slaps with her magic hand*
Age: Are you calling me old???
Occupation: Princess of the Twilight Realm
Well, with that, I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing here instead of back home... Well... apparently, there was a 1 in 64 chance that the Mirror of Twilight would actually screw up and send me to a completely different world instead of my home in the Twilight Realm connected to Hyrule... I found this out after doing some research on the subject in the Park library... I was actually amazed they had any knowledge on the Twilight Realm at all!
Anyway, the jump to a different world and the shattering of the Mirror knocked me out and when I came to I found myself here, in some place people call the Nexus. I've heard of such a world; a plane that exists between dimensions, and a pretty dangerous one at that! From what I've heard, most of the inhabitants of the Nexus love to consume other living beings, most of the time swallowing them whole! However, while this may sound like a bad thing to most, it also lets me reveal a secret about the Twili that no one--not even Zelda or Link--ever knew until now...
The Twili are fully capable of swallowing people whole too! I'm just the only one who chooses to use such a talent... Most of the others think it's barbaric...
Well, what did you think I was doing while I was searching for Link before our first meeting??? Of course I've eaten people! I can still remember the taste of that delicious little Castle Town girl I gobbled up... Mmm, I love it when they squirm in there! I love gulping down fairies too! Bite-sized and easy to hide...
I'm still looking for a way to get back home, but I'm in no hurry... Life here in the Nexus is actually pretty fun, as long as I can avoid getting eaten myself! And luckily the Fused Shadow I was wearing as a headpiece seems to have bound itself to that particular form, so when I left the plane that Hyrule and the Twilight Realm existed on, I found that it had come with me! I tend to travel mostly in my imp form... I admit, it's grown on me! A lot less walking thanks to the Fused Shadow, I can easily hide in small spaces if I need to, and isn't this form just adorable???
For the times when I'm in my full humanoid form, I'll look like this:
What? What's the matter? Am I so beautiful you have no words left?
...Eyes up here, perverts...
Well, I'm pretty sure I've told you all you really need to know about me, but if you see me around feel free to come by and chat! No need to be shy; the worst I'll do is eat you...
Eeh hee hee... See you later!
--TEMP-PERMA--After seducing the tiny and delicious bounty hunter
Shrunk_Samus with the thought of being eaten by her, Midna toyed with the tiny hunter under her feet and rear before eventually pushing her into her tight and filthy colon, where she spent the rest of the week buried in Midna's shit! She was released the following Sunday... but Midna has a feeling she'll have the pleasure of tasting the tiny hunter again...
