Minnie_Madison

"Howdy, stranger! And welcome to the Big Belly Barbecue! Now, what are you thinkin' for dinner tonight? Maybe some Fill-er-Up Fried Chicken? Or how about a Swine-n-Slaw Sandwich? Well, you'll have to order sometime! I can see you are just DROOLING with anticipation..."

Not much ever went right for Minnie "Mammaries" Madison. Despite her rather ample assets, she never had much dating success in school, nor fit in with any of the cliques. In fact, those titanic tatas of her were actually a large target of mockery, poor girl. Combine that with a less-than-stellar GPA, and things weren't looking good when she finally graduated high school.

But now that she's in college, things are slowly starting to turn around. She pledged the Gamma Lambda Pi sorority ("gulp", as it's known on Greek Row), started majoring in social work, and even joined a few clubs! Plus, those envious and even hostile glances at her face and form have turned flirtatious... even hungry...

But unwilling to be paying off student loans her whole life, she has decided to bolster her income by working nights and weekends at a local barbecue restaurant. Her good looks have earned her quite a few tips so far. Quite a steady life for a college kid... What could go wrong? Well, aside from potentially getting eaten by a customer, classmate, fellow student, faculty member, or really anyone who's hungry for a busty blonde. But what are the odds of THAT?

Pro tip for anyone planning to eat at BBBBQ: Legend has it that if you order a Long Pulled Pork Sandwich, your server may get more than she bargained for...

Minnie's Misadventures
- On a slow day at work, Minnie was ordered as a Long Pulled Pork Sandwich by Monique_Jackson, who loved every bite!
- Do you know the soccer mom, the soccer mom, the soccer mom
Do you know the soccer mom who lives on Gullet_Lane?
Minnie ought to, since she's melting away in Alyssa Swallows's gut at the moment!
- Minnie's very first college party was almost her last, thanks to a gluttonous gambit by Kate_Winlow to seduce and swallow the naive frosh! Good thing the campus has reformers in the Student Union...