Mallory_K

(( This is NOT a The_Maggie alt. ))

Hi. My name is Mallory Klein. I'm a predator, if it wasn't apparent. These things are clearly not natural and it should be rather apparent to how I get them this big, or even bigger.

No, I'm not going to just suddenly scarf you down my throat or bury you inside my chest. I mean, I guess I could, but I try to behave a little more civil then that. I'm not really cut out to being one of the sneaky ambush predators, and to be honest.. I don't really need to be. Look at me. Do you realize how many offers I get daily for people to willingly dive down?

So in a way, I've kind of put my predatory nature to the back burner, you could say. I'm just wasting time on this world like everyone else, I like to dine out with friends... Yes, I have friends... And do adventurous and social things. I could just spend time enjoying a book on a balocny as the evening fades away. You know, typical stuff.

Or is treating me like everyone else too hard for you? Fine. Into the 'walking boob flesh' catagory you go. Enjoy looking over your shoulder the rest of your life, meat.