Mable

Mooo~

Name: Mable
Gender: Female (can be herm on request!)
Personality: Always submissive!
Age: 3
Height: 9' 7"
Weight: 630 lbs.


Mable is a cow, but not in the derogatory sense! She's actually a very useful girl, she makes plenty of milk, she keeps the grass short, she fertilizes...

Beyond just grazing, Mable enjoys a wide variety of treats and snacks. She really likes apples, pears, and carrots, and of course she loves a good bag of cereal! She's not so good with meat though, her quad-compartment stomach simply can't handle it, having been designed to break down cellulose from plants. This does have the interesting byproduct of consigning anyone she eats to her rumen for soaking and storage, until she lets them out through her two-way esophagus.

Another fun fact: her saliva has no enzymes in it, and she produces it constantly, up to 8 gallons of it per day!

And best of all, Mable is on the market! That's right, her previous owner is being forced to sell the farm, thanks to a government seizure of property. Something about a meth lab, who knows? The short story is that all merchandise must go, and prices have never been lower! Call now to arrange pickup of your new moomoo!