ETA ::Profile (Levina)

We all know people utterly unsuited for their jobs - shop attendants that would be better suited for a funeral service, doctors that might perhaps do well in a sarcastic late night TV show and so on. The same might be said about Levina, only that she could not think of a profession she would fit in better. Or let us say, less terribly so. Levina is a criminal by trade, doing the usual chores for the local crime lord (who insisted to remain anonymous). Burglaries, drug trafficking, assassinations - you name it. At least she is honestly trying.

Levina is hopelessly clumsy, forgetful, scatterbrained and as easily distracted as one could be. Tell her to steal this unique Ming dynasty vase, last of its kind and you will be lucky if she doesn't break it in the process. If she even gets that far. Far more likely that she triggered this very visible alarm system and you will have to bail her out, preferably without too much attention. More likely still that she even fails to /find/ the place she was supposed to break in and ends up somewhere entirely different.

If the crime lord's mother-in-law wasn't going to the bingo with Levina's dear auntie, he probably would have sent her to Davy Jones' long ago, with a new pair of concrete shoes. As it is, his HR department has had a slight shift in attitude. If they used to assign Levina to the simplest, least dangerous tasks to keep her out of trouble they now assign her to the most dangerous assignments possible. In the best hopes that they might not have to pick her up again.

Light-hearted, fun-loving scenes for mutual enjoyment.
Humorous elements
Broad-minded people
Olfactory elements! No, not massive amounts of scat, but nearly every other kind of smell willl let the player's mind go wild.

Players using "to get a scene you must.." in their profile. It's not about "getting a scene", mind you. It's either we both like it, or it's not happening. Simple as that.
Overly narrow kinks, too frequently accompanied by desparate attempts to force me to adjust to their limited set of interests.
- Sex-only or sex-focused scenes with vore as a mere side dish
- IC approaches out of the blue. This seems to happen to this character more than to other characters I may have online, so I'd like to include that here.
  The password to request a scene with Levina is "DDKjdnn112/12!thisisnotserious;;@31sk". And I SO will know if you have been cut/pasting it!

Soft Vore	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Hard Vore	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Detailed descriptions of blood and gore neither gross me out nor do they do much for me. Scene-dependent.
Digestion	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Very much enjoyed.
Fatality	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Difficult to survive being digested.
Reforming	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Never in-scene.
Stretchy	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Either works for me.
Realistic	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	-------- " ----------
Cooking	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Food Related	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Sex	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Not the primal focus of the scene.
Pain	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Transformation	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Not the greatest fan.
Disposal	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Bondage	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Magic	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Discuss first.
Unwilling	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Levina enjoys herself much too much to go willingly.
Micro/Macro	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Titanic predators wouldn't quite fit her setup, but a reasonable size difference is perfectly fine.
Same Size	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Male Partner	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Not for sex.
Female Partner	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Preferred.
Human Partner	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Quite flexible here.
Demi Partner	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Fur Partner	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Scaly Partner	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Feathered Partner	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Plants	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Animal / Non-morphic	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Underage Character	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Absolutely not for sex scenes.
Verbose Posts	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike	Just use some common sense and show some ability to be descriptive. I tend to post neither one-liners nor entire walls of text.
Quick Posts	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Surprise Me	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Whisper	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike
Private	Always/Love	+ --	Never/Dislike

Levina

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