Name: Lanni (the second)
Race: Human/Abomination
Age: 22 (2)
Height: 5'6
Weight: 160 lbs
Hair colour: Brunette
Hair length: Long, tied into a high ponytail
Eye colour: (fake) Blue
Family: Mona_, her mother.
Body type: Pear-shaped
Current Apparel: The original Lanni, a plain white v-neck crop-top, black ankle socks and Ugg-boots.
The true, original, human Lanni is actually the impossibly tight, shiny pair of (sentient) leggings that Lanni has wrapped around her
ass almost all the time. She was transformed into this state by a certain, mischeivous bunny-magician who will not be named. Because of this,
the unsettling bimbo you see wearing Lanni as a pair of pants is a magically created clone. As a result, the woman has a few unnatural abilities
that can come as a surprise to those who would make a meal of her, the most dangerous and frequently seen being her ability to assimilate other
beings into her ass through direct contact. The most effective use is when would-be molestors grope her while she is wearing her leggings,
not realizing that due to the biologically identical nature of her leggings, she is able to absorb her victims directly through the fabric.
At the end of the day, though, her base strength, intelligence, and general behaviour is copied from the original Lanni, so she's pretty weak, dumb
and naive even with these handicaps.
Unable to describe herself accurately enough (lacking the extended vocabulary and articulation required to describe her perfection), Lanni donned
the disguise of a mystery interviewer and asked those who had witnessed or interacted with the brunette Goddess before about their opinions of her.
Here is what they said:
"She's haughty, but weak. Baseless, shallow confidence spouting out of nowhere that is amusing to see broken down with just a single push or but a
slow erosion from a sneering, grinning albeit normal person to a stuttering, generally writhing bulge by then which is perhaps her most lovely trait, aside
from that fine ass she's packing. Nothing like a few ropes to bind her into place and use that ass as a multitude of things! Foot-rest, a somewhat bad table,
to name a few. If you're feeling brave, a pillow, even! But if you haven't broken her enough into being more an object than a person, she may just be vindictive
enough to get her revenge and last thing you want, is the embarrassment of the prey-butt not only being on top but milking those last few hours of your life for
all their worth! (Which to end up in, probably isn't that much so no worries. You'll make it better for the rest of us.)" - Morta_Bludrein's analysis of the subject in question.
"She's, uhm... She's pretty?" - Malyna
"Lanni-Wait, you're talking about-Yeah, the one with the big-Okay. Uhm. What about her do you want me to say? I mean, she's terrible! She never has
anything nice to say, she barely listens to you at all, and all she can think about is herself! A-and I mean, she ATE Katie! I-I brought her up just
in passing and she didn't remember the name, it was-it was the day after! She'd have to be still digesting her and she-Just, Christ! ...What's this for anyway?
You're not telling her I said this, right? I'm supposed to meet her later today! If she remembers..." - Ameera, red-faced and stammering.
"Lanni is what would happen if a dumb, fat cow was born with a human body. I could honestly picture her losing a fight with a ham sandwich." - Lillian_Delacroix
"Lanni... Lanni... can't say the name rings a be-.... The naga peers into her phone from a minute, and after a bit of sifting she shows a picture of a butt.
This one? Yeah. I forgot her name, don't usually ask. Really she's just a walking, talking, fast food entree. Or, well, slow food hm? Wink wink nudge nudge.
You know it's her because she wears really tight pants all the time and it looks like she's hiding bowls of jello in the seat of them." - Nell_Naga
"Lanni? Oh yeah, that fat ass. Yeah not many girls have a booty that's as perfect as hers. I've taken a bite out of that delicious rump of an ass quite a few times
....sometimes literally!" - Salia_The_Goat
"Oh, you're talking about that cute piece of ass? She would be a lot easier to get along with if she would just stop squirming so much,
I mean how am I supposed to shove a hood over her pretty face if she keeps flailing and whining into a ballgag? Geez!" - Laressa
"Hey wait, let me get my opinion out there on Lanni... Listen up: ya she's fucking gay!" - Kurry
...Unsurprisingly, Lanni is still conducting interviews.
